But in the States that would be Jelly.

Voulez-vous coucher avec Jelly........doesn't have the same

Ring tlw.

What would the world do without Peanut Butter?

Simple ..... eat marmalade.

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir.

Marmalade tlw

What do you get when you cross a donkey and peanut butter?

A piece of a$$ that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

But in the States that would be Jelly.

Voulez-vous coucher avec Jelly........doesn't have the same

Ring tlw.

Hey, we have Jam and Jammin'.

I never knew you had Jamaicans in Kansas ?

How did you get the double decker buses !!

Got the bike back from the repairers, I am back online, about to settle down with a bottle of Beer Singha

life is good

tlw contented

aww CB sabaai sabaai

tlw R&R

Got the bike back from the repairers, I am back online, about to settle down with a bottle of Beer Singha

life is good

tlw contented

One bottle ?

tlw Abstemious

Got the bike back from the repairers, I am back online, about to settle down with a bottle of Beer Singha

life is good

tlw contented

One bottle ?

tlw Abstemious

He didn't say what size bottle!!!

Got the bike back from the repairers, I am back online, about to settle down with a bottle of Beer Singha

life is good

tlw contented

One bottle ?

tlw Abstemious

He didn't say what size bottle!!!

We are in Thailand Tigger , not Liverpool. Your average 7/11 does not stock two gallon bottles

NotInScouseland tlw

Keg.

I never knew you had Jamaicans in Kansas ?

How did you get the double decker buses !!

We only have white Jamaicans, hippies with white dreds, unwashed, unshaved, not pleasant.

Got the bike back from the repairers, I am back online, about to settle down with a bottle of Beer Singha

life is good

tlw contented

Good to have you back!

Keg.

Yeah, here in Liverpool we can get a keg of anything!

Keg.

Yeah, here in Liverpool we can get a keg of anything!

Alloy wheels?

The police instigated a security alert at Liverpool Airport yesterday when they discovered a suspicious looking vehicle parked near the terminal building. It had four wheels, was taxed for twelve months and a working stereo.

Auspicious tlw

Liverpool

TLW. The Rutles

Liverpool

TLW. The Rutles

All you need is cash.

Cash tlw

Got the WINGS back from the repairers, I am back online, about to settle down with a bottle of Beer Stella

life is good

tlw contented

Give that crap back to stella or whoever she is.........drink Chang you Hefferlump !!

The Hefferlump sucking on a chang - seem not quite right to me

tlw canabalism

55555555!

nope.. I used to drink LEO's for breakfast (laopo?)

But Chang, in East Anglia..?!!

What can I do, but drink the NATIONAL British Beer: (*clears throat) STELLA ARTOIS.

I thought the national beer in England was Fosters?

tlw BLERK

STELLA! I do so love that name.

streetcar

But I DESIRE CHANG

CHANG forever tlw.

Run, Kayo, Run.

Liverpool

TLW. The Rutles

All you need is cash.

Cash tlw

Give Booze a Chance

tlw Peace

Liverpool

TLW. The Rutles

All you need is cash.

Cash tlw

Give Booze a Chance

tlw Peace

Wrist maneuvered to shoulder blade.

'Your round mate!"

Twist and shout.

CheapCharlie tlw

TLW

Run, Kayo, Run.

Run kayo, run kayo, run, run, run. Farmers got a bit fat gun...

The very thought of a large elephantine bunny, causing havoc, Is enough to to cause.

Concern Tlw.

No problem, he isn't getting any younger, non of us are.

Age-Concern can help

Charitable tlw

The bit I like is

Donation TLW.