My trunk is wrinkled for pleasure/

My trunk is wrinkled for pleasure/

Reminds me of an old joke. "What's the best cure for wrinkles?"

Go on then. What is ?

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Go on then. What is ?

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A steam iron.

Skingraft tlw

skinfsayalive

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salt in the wounds

tlw Ouch

My trunk is wrinkled for pleasure/

Reminds me of an old joke. "What's the best cure for wrinkles?"

An erection!

Oooooooooh.

I can just about remember one of those.

It's happening as we speak just across the road. They use bamboo here you know.

organic tlw.

Oooooooooh.

I can just about remember one of those.

It's happening as we speak just across the road. They use bamboo here you know.

Splint tlw

What's wrong with Thaddy's leg ?

Could be yet another bloody where is he/get well soon,

thread tlw.

What's wrong with Thaddy's leg ?

Could be yet another bloody where is he/get well soon,

thread tlw.

Gosh I hope not, everything in working order thank you...... albeit sometimes a little

disproportionate tlw

(knees )

I love kn words. and ght words. and ough and ine and oh!! English is soooo

scrumpdilleeicious

Nurse !!!!

I love ough words

My family name ends in that, but it rhymes with

huff tlw

Yes !!! Finally

MUFF TLW.

PISSHEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I resemble that remark:

Scotch Whiskey

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:redcard: That ain't no last word!

Vodka

Red card? Is that a make of vodka?

Advertising.

Red card? Is that a make of vodka?

Advertising.

Sex sells, I'm with limpy.

MUFF TLW

(so good they named it <deleted> twice

Peace sells, but who's buying?

I would.

My family has been lacking ever since the wife told me to "Peace Off".

Lacking tlw.

The meek shall inherit the earth - but only after I have finished with it

tlw dominant

Tee Hee been waiting for old bird-bath

Pounced, pile of feathers, and voila

TLW.

The meek shall inherit the earth - but only after I have finished with it

tlw dominant

I like that!!

Bloody twitcher !!!

Quick. CB's lurking !!!!

Everyone say something on here to get the flood control up and running.

Stop that avians world domination !!!

Please ? tlw.

limp

Just came home with my new Sierra Air Card for the laptop - now I finally have access again to the net and at the same price I was paying for at the Local Internet Cafe.

tlw connect

still only have internet at work TOT sucks

unconnected TLW