Nope. It's me

Close tlw.

Not any more.

Crescent ......... tlw

I gottit

tlw hook

What's the score. Oh no, it's gone to extra time...

Penalties!

He shoots........He scores

TLW.

Always, Limpy... Always.

Always, Limpy... Always.

Shouldn't that be "He scores, he shoots"?

Tooting and Shooting makes for a happy....

Wolf tlw.

Tooting and Shooting makes for a happy....

Wolf tlw.

I remember some years ago seeing a timber wolf in a glass case in the transit lounge at Anchorage.

When I passed back through I went to see him again.

A magnificent creature , paws as big as my fist.

Shame some <deleted> had shot him.

Trophy ? tlw

Hi, FS, where you been?

I thought I saw an Alaskan bachelorette at that airport waiting to get hitched.

Trophy wife wannabe.

Hi, FS, where you been?

I thought I saw an Alaskan bachelorette at that airport waiting to get hitched.

Trophy wife wannabe.

Flat on my back mostly.

Week ago or so had an early morning wakeup with a skull busting headache , excruciating lower back pain and nothing good happening in between. I had to make two trips into town , that day and the next , which left me physically bollixed for a while.

Biggest cause for concern was my beer consumption plummeted. It tasted funny. Like it does if you've just brushed your teeth. Happily this alarming side effect seems to be fading.

The rest of your post , as usual , makes no sense whatsoever. Still one comprehensible phrase is to be commended.

Progress tlw

Commendation!

He shoots........He scores

TLW.

Nah first you have to score before you shoot

tlw ooh err

He shoots........He scores

TLW.

Nah first you have to score before you shoot

tlw ooh err

Missus!

He shoots........He scores

TLW.

Nah first you have to score before you shoot

tlw ooh err

Missus!

but if you do it wrong ....

tlw messes

He shoots........He scores

TLW.

Nah first you have to score before you shoot

tlw ooh err

Missus!

but if you do it wrong ....

tlw messes

Nurse, the screens!

g'day

carry on ........................................

As you were!

As you like it.

Enjoyment tlw

Personal preference...

up the bum.

anal

up the bum.

anal

In the mouth.

Oral

up the bum.

anal

In the mouth.

Oral

In the ears.

Aural.

up the bum.

anal

In the mouth.

Oral

In the ears.

Aural.

I go away for three days and come back to this?

tlw scatology

Ooooh. I love scat. How you Beakboy?

Poked.

Caw said the crow.

Balls said Milligan.

Drilled, bored and............

reamed tlw

Ooooh. I love scat. How you Beakboy?

Poked.

Been very busy and offline a few days doing other stuff. How is your additional work load going?

tlw occupied

Ooooh. I love scat. How you Beakboy?

Poked.

Been very busy and offline a few days doing other stuff. How is your additional work load going?

tlw occupied

Roadkill and Snakehead think they're in a chatroom.

Public privacy tlw

Well i suppose i better get my first last word into this the last word of all times.

Well i suppose i better get my first last word into this the last word of all times.

Welcome back patsy, good to have you back in Bedlam.

Welcome!