Smith & Jones!

When checking into a stuffy hotel it was either Mr & Mrs Smith or Mr & Mrs Jones.

Mr Smith and Mrs Jones was NOT acceptable.

Morality tlw

When checking into a stuffy hotel it was either Mr & Mrs Smith or Mr & Mrs Jones.

Mr Smith and Mrs Jones was NOT acceptable.

Morality tlw

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Testicles!

I heard I gotta get six string. Gonna watch duelling banjos again now on youtube.

Get the "oh Brother sound track"

Man of constant sorrow

tlw fingerpickin' good

KFC - Finger licking good!

Vomit!

KFC - Finger licking good!

Vomit!

Kentucky Fried Cat

Kentuck Fried Vomit!!!

Did you hear about the dyslexic reformed alcoholic ........ he choked on his own Vimto

Good one!

laughter!

And once again we manage to bring this forum back to bodily functions

tlw fart

Sweat!

wasn't there a group called "Fart, Sweat and Tears"?

tlw Tears

wasn't there a group called "Fart, Sweat and Tears"?

tlw Tears

Blood

Erythrocytes.

tlw

Sade

*yawn*

tlw

:D

:D

Sade

Slade - that reminds me, where is the Limp One? I have seen Suiging for ages.

Lost in Wolverhampton or done in by a triad gang for calling them toe rags?

tlw MIA

CB

Missing?

Missing?

Yep Missing In Action

I suspect he is on holidays or preparing for the Rugby World Final

tlw Wallaby (Oz Rugby team for those needing an explanation)

Wallaby, wannabe, more like!

Dreamers!

We keeping you awake, Grovie?

Sweet nightmares.

Wallaby, wannabe, more like!

Dreamers!

Ever noticed that the three dominant rugby nations ie Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa chose herbivours as their symbols ie Wallaby, Kiwi, and Springbok. Yet the also ran nations such as England and Argentina use carnivours ie Lions and Pumas.

Nobody cares about the French who use a Rooster

tlw national symbol

Please don't go there.

Wallaby, wannabe, more like!

Dreamers!

Ever noticed that the three dominant rugby nations ie Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa chose herbivours as their symbols ie Wallaby, Kiwi, and Springbok. Yet the also ran nations such as England and Argentina use carnivours ie Lions and Pumas.

Nobody cares about the French who use a Rooster

tlw national symbol

Nice one CB, gave me a good laugh, especially the French bit!

Wallaby, wannabe, more like!

Dreamers!

Ever noticed that the three dominant rugby nations ie Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa chose herbivours as their symbols ie Wallaby, Kiwi, and Springbok. Yet the also ran nations such as England and Argentina use carnivours ie Lions and Pumas.

Nobody cares about the French who use a Rooster

tlw national symbol

And there was me thinking the English were vegans (Rose) like the Welsh (Leek) , Irish (shamrock) and Scots (Thistle - chew on that mate !).

The Lions are a combo side (Britain and Ireland) they only drag out when they're a bit short of cash at the end of the month.

Need to get serious again.

Stern!

More of a tits man meself so :

Bow tlw

Im outa here, take it easy!

TLW Chopper

And there was me thinking the English were vegans (Rose) like the Welsh (Leek) , Irish (shamrock) and Scots (Thistle - chew on that mate !).

Having a national flower with legs would be little odd though. Ok one vegetable, but what can you expect from a nation that has cheese on toast as their height of cuisine.