Australia announces 14 day self isolation for international arrivals

[tifino]

Later in that News broadcast, the subject came up about thew Self Isolation...

 

this was from Oz PM himself; that after someone has returned from O/S, anyone not complying will be deemed as having committed a serious offence. He went on that this is hovering just below the point where punishment can mean jailtime.

 

Once you've returned, the authorities are being considered to begin random home visits, to check upon compliance

 

the PM had a lot to say. This was on OZ Ch9

 

 

[simple1]

13 minutes ago, Don Mega said:

I think the Aus economy will take a greater hit if they just let these filthy international travelers  enter freely.

I assume you're attempting humour.

[UncleMhee]

3 minutes ago, tifino said:

Certainly weird...

Always have been, most likely all ways will be; Ozzies.....

 

[Don Mega]

Just now, simple1 said:

I assume you're attempting humour.

Why.... do you honestly think aus will be financially better off without closing the borders ?

[UbonThani]

Just now, tifino said:

Later in that News broadcast, the subject came up about thew Self Isolation...

 

this was from Oz PM himself; that after someone has returned from O/S, anyone not complying will be deemed as having committed a serious offence. He went on that this is hovering just below the point where punishment can mean jailtime.

 

Once you've returned, the authorities are being considered to begin random home visits, to check upon compliance

 

the PM had a lot to say. This was on OZ Ch9

 

 

Simple use a different address on immigration card. Tourists wont have addresses either.

 

 

[tifino]

1 minute ago, Don Mega said:

5 minutes ago, tifino said:

 not half'n'hr ago on the News... didn't catch where they were reporting about, but; I heard the bit where someone said they were only allowed to go outside, to the shop (only the 'one' from a household)

- and when get to the shop, only one shopper at a time allowed to enter to individually shop.

Certainly weird... 

One does not need to leave the house to order online... thats one of the marvel's the internet has brought us.

 

Coles as an example, today have signs up also saying that toilet rolls, for one, cannot be ordered online...

[UbonThani]

3 minutes ago, Don Mega said:

One does not need to leave the house to order online... thats one of the marvel's the internet has brought us.

Nobody wants to sit around for 2 weeks

[Don Mega]

2 minutes ago, tifino said:

Later in that News broadcast, the subject came up about thew Self Isolation...

 

this was from Oz PM himself; that after someone has returned from O/S, anyone not complying will be deemed as having committed a serious offence. He went on that this is hovering just below the point where punishment can mean jailtime.

 

Once you've returned, the authorities are being considered to begin random home visits, to check upon compliance

 

the PM had a lot to say. This was on OZ Ch9

 

 

Ironic that all this self isolation for people in AUS and arriving international travelers has only happened after his big Hillsong gathering today !!

[Don Mega]

1 minute ago, tifino said:

 

Coles as an example, today have signs up also saying that toilet rolls, for one, cannot be ordered online...

is the ability to buy toilet paper online really an issue for someone self isolating.... am sure they can come up with other means to clean their behinds.

[tifino]

2 minutes ago, Don Mega said:

Ironic that all this self isolation for people in AUS and arriving international travelers has only happened after his big Hillsong gathering today !!

... didn't see that bit; but, question...

 - did he elbow bump? or...

[Don Mega]

2 minutes ago, UbonThani said:

Nobody wants to sit around for 2 weeks

they take 2 weeks to deliver ?

[Don Mega]

Just now, tifino said:

... didn't see that bit; but, question...

 - did he elbow bump? or...

Hillsong is one big circle jerk.... maybe they played soggy sao.

[UbonThani]

Just now, Don Mega said:

they take 2 weeks to deliver ?

Its boring

I cant sit for 2 days

[simple1]

Just now, Don Mega said:

Why.... do you honestly think aus will be financially better off without closing the borders ?

The point I'm raising is returning Australians will also be subject to self isolation. Based upon your comment regards foreigners I assume you're also accusing Australian travellers as being 'filthy'.

[tifino]

1 minute ago, Don Mega said:

is the ability to buy toilet paper online really an issue for someone self isolating.... am sure they can come up with other means to clean their behinds.

 currently, for many of our weird mob

- dunny roll buying is the new shopping

[Don Mega]

Just now, UbonThani said:

Its boring

I cant sit for 2 days

Drink beer and masturbate furiously.

[UbonThani]

Even that is boring by day 2

And id go broke punting 14 days in a row

[tifino]

Just now, Don Mega said:

Drink beer and masturbate furiously.

just watch out for that sharing of bodily fluids!

 - it's probably safer than sharing that beer though

[Don Mega]

Just now, tifino said:

 currently, for many of our weird mob

- dunny roll buying is the new shopping

Dunno why they just dont gather the family in the shower cubicle and get to waffle stomping... would be a great family bonding experience.

[Don Mega]

1 minute ago, tifino said:

just watch out for that sharing of bodily fluids!

 - it's probably safer than sharing that beer though

I only share those fluids with the curtains.

[UbonThani]

Or ceiling

[Don Mega]

7 minutes ago, UbonThani said:

Or ceiling

I can only finish laying on my side.

[jany123]

30 minutes ago, UbonThani said:

How do u self isolate and buy food?

 

Takeaways? Then the delivery guy is at risk.

 

How do they enforce this? They cant.

 

Its a joke.

Buy and pay online.

deliver to a closed door

enforced by self... ie... delivery guy delivers to closed door only.

1/4 million baht penalty is motivator.

damn, that was hard.

[Susco]

19 minutes ago, UbonThani said:

Nobody wants to sit around for 2 weeks

I'm sure certain members here do this for years already

[4MyEgo]

37 minutes ago, UbonThani said:

Yeah right

Like buying 200 toilet rolls

Or bad driving

 

2 weeks sitting at home what bs

I don't see an issue with it, my whole family has quarantined itself, not that we have it or any symptoms, we just don't want to expose ourselves to it. Only going to do grocery shopping when necessary, once a week, 10 days, albeit I might go to the local tonight to sink a couple ????

 

[Don Mega]

46 minutes ago, simple1 said:

The point I'm raising is returning Australians will also be subject to self isolation. Based upon your comment regards foreigners I assume you're also accusing Australian travellers as being 'filthy'.

the filthy part was a poke on the Thailand health minsters statement (filthy farangs).

 

If that went over your head I do apologise and can only assume you do not not do pisstake humour... Are you an Aussie ?

[Don Mega]

34 minutes ago, jany123 said:

Buy and pay online.

deliver to a closed door

enforced by self... ie... delivery guy delivers to closed door only.

1/4 million baht penalty is motivator.

damn, that was hard.

Ironic the concept of home delivery is lost on people using the internet...

[4MyEgo]

12 minutes ago, pdtokyo said:

hmm, Australia 2nd actually ...

 

... and ... errr, without falling foul of the moderators for sexualising this ... 'balls' don't seem to have a lot to do with it ... NZ premier (Jacinda Ardern ... gender = female) announced the same policy about 24 hours earlier ...

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-51885983

 

I take it biology and (keeping up with) media weren't your best subjects ?

 

[Don Mega]

16 minutes ago, pdtokyo said:

hmm, Australia 2nd actually ...

 

... and ... errr, without falling foul of the moderators for sexualising this ... 'balls' don't seem to have a lot to do with it ... NZ premier (Jacinda Ardern ... gender = female) announced the same policy about 24 hours earlier ...

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-51885983

 

I take it biology and (keeping up with) media weren't your best subjects ?

 

did Scomo put this in place in New zealand before Australia ?

Edited March 15, 2020 by Don Mega

[simple1]

31 minutes ago, Don Mega said:

the filthy part was a poke on the Thailand health minsters statement (filthy farangs).

 

If that went over your head I do apologise and can only assume you do not not do pisstake humour... Are you an Aussie ?

Linkage, without reference, to a Thai politician is very obscure for an Oz topic. Yes I'm Australian, but not a bogan as some on this forum obviously are.