Where in town can I buy cheap fake gold?

It's not to scam anyone but I would like to have some at house is case we're robbed.

We don't have any & I'm not sure that a late night robber would believe us

I can assure you, robbers will know if it came from BigC...????

I'm confused as to why you think the robbers would go away after finding some 'fake' gold as opposed to trashing the 'hi-so' house to find more ? 

I can't see a proper pro being interested in my place as they'll have done their homework so I think it would opportunists would be on snatch & grab rather than bringing their own eye piece & checking the carat quantity.

You might well be right about these robbers but all the same does anyone know where I might purchase such snide metals?

When I worked in India a few years back I bought some of the 'gold' bangles that are seen on the Indian movies. I gave them to my wife and she was ever so pleased.

 

Next time I was back in Pattaya she was not so pleased as she had taken them to a local gold shop to be valued........

3 minutes ago, dabhand said:

When I worked in India a few years back I bought some of the 'gold' bangles that are seen on the Indian movies. I gave them to my wife and she was ever so pleased.

 

Next time I was back in Pattaya she was not so pleased as she had taken them to a local gold shop to be valued........

Divorced?

1 hour ago, scram said:

Divorced?

That would be counted as a win double ????

I'd wire it to the live. There you go.