On 6/19/2020 at 12:55 PM, orang37 said:

 

I think there are more people with multiple personalities using one user name; we are certainly at least two, although one of us is an Orangutan. an inter-species incorporated transubstantiation resulting from a metaphysical singularity.

 

~o:37;

One of my personalities, in truth, has a different eyeglasses prescription than mine. 

 

For example, four years ago, my eyeglasses were just fine.  And then, one of my other personalities visited the store and was fitted with a different prescription.  And now, after that, I can't see no more.

 

Is it really possible that one of my alter egos has different eyesight than I?

 

If so, then this will explain why my reading glasses are completely USELESS!!!

 

Really <deleted> off about this, too.

 

I waited so long, during the lockdown, and now it turns out that four months of effort has been completely wasted.

 

I don't care about the expense, particularly.

 

I just want to be able to read clear text.

8 minutes ago, JohnBarleycorn said:

One of my personalities, in truth, has a different eyeglasses prescription than mine. 

 

For example, four years ago, my eyeglasses were just fine.  And then, one of my other personalities visited the store and was fitted with a different prescription.  And now, after that, I can't see no more.

 

Is it really possible that one of my alter egos has different eyesight than I?

 

If so, then this will explain why my reading glasses are completely USELESS!!!

 

Really <deleted> off about this, too.

 

I waited so long, during the lockdown, and now it turns out that four months of effort has been completely wasted.

 

I don't care about the expense, particularly.

 

I just want to be able to read clear text.

https://www.webmd.com/mental-health/dissociative-identity-disorder-multiple-personality-disorder#1

 

Hopefully you do not have over 100 multiple personalities such as this lady has: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2011/sep/30/kim-noble-woman-with-100-personalities

 

Could get pretty expensive to outfit all of them....just saying 

1 minute ago, ThailandRyan said:

https://www.webmd.com/mental-health/dissociative-identity-disorder-multiple-personality-disorder#1

 

Hopefully you do not have over 100 multiple personalities such as this lady has: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2011/sep/30/kim-noble-woman-with-100-personalities

 

Could get pretty expensive to outfit all of them....just saying 

These days, when I gaze in the mirror, I am convinced that I am Jeff Beck, minus the guitar.

 

Jeff Beck is my true hero.

I love this guy.

 

And, now that I am not cutting my hair, each and every day I more resemble him.

 

Somedays, I stand in front of the mirror and just play Air Guitar.

 

I find it soothing to my soul.

 

As I have previously stated:

 

JS Back is NUMBER ONE

Jeff Bech is NUMBER TWO

What I am clearly intimating is that, in the classical music world, JS Bach is so far above any other composer. No other composer can hold a candle to him. JS Bach is heaven sent, and everybody who knows anything about music knows this.  Even Vivaldi knew this.  Vivaldi felt depressed every time he listened to JS Bach because Vivaldi realized that his music was total craaaaap, compared to that of JS Bach.

 

And, in the world of the likes of Led Zep, Jeff Beck still is even above any other band.

 

How do I know this?

 

1. I look in the mirror

2. I listen to Jeff Beck and realize that he is peerless

 

Someday, when the dust has settled, then everybody will realize just how great Beck truly is.

 

I am sure this is true.

 

 

On 6/19/2020 at 2:52 AM, JohnBarleycorn said:

Wait another year, and I will look like a freak.

 

 

Your keyboard is the biggest health hazard in your life.  If you don't clean it then you could contract something deadly and might not live long enough to look like a freak.  And you've got a Windows key missing.  

1 hour ago, torturedsole said:

Your keyboard is the biggest health hazard in your life.  If you don't clean it then you could contract something deadly and might not live long enough to look like a freak.  And you've got a Windows key missing.  

I have 10 keyboards.

Every keyboard of mine has at least three keys missing.

I hate the Alt key.

And I hate the two other keys next to the Alt key.

 

Windows is disgusting.

 

Have you ever seen a Unix Keyboard?

 

The reason I removed the three keys is because I hate inadvertently hitting one of these keys which will remove many hours of work editing, for example.

 

I LOVE Gates, in his new reincarnation as a humanitarian.

 

But, years ago, I hated Gates.

 

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By the way.....

These days.... I have great admiration for Bill Gates.

 

He finally got the light.

More power to him.

 

Also, Gates has a wonderful sense of humor.

 

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NOT JOKING....

 

Bill Gates has truly become a great man.

He has reinvented himself, just like Madonna.

But, Madonna is not helpful to the world.

This is the principal difference between Bill Gates and Madonna.

7 hours ago, torturedsole said:

Your keyboard is the biggest health hazard in your life.  If you don't clean it then you could contract something deadly and might not live long enough to look like a freak.  And you've got a Windows key missing.  

This is the GREATEST keyboard of all time.

This is the WANG keyboard.

 

Years ago, I used this WANG keyboard when An Wang was trying to compete with IBM.

 

Unfortunately, An Wang lost the battle, but his keyboard is the best.

 

Wang is the best!

Here is Mr Wang.

He made dynamite keyboards.

 

I loved Mr. Wang.