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Wuhan "Two Step" Flu can be spread by farting. Underwear now considered a facemask of sorts.

Do you wear underwear? 34 members have voted

  1. 1. Do you wear underwear in Thailand? It is mandated by law.

    • No
      41%
      12
    • Yes
      37%
      11
    • Yes and No because I am not consistent.
      20%
      6

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https://au.news.yahoo.com/how-you-could-catch-coronavirus-fart-073633070.html

 

In another thread, it was mentioned that sneezing might not be the only way to catch the dreaded Wuhan Flu.  It was suggested, that a well placed fart could potentially give another the disease.  Being the curious type, I did some searching and found numerous articles making this claim. 

 

The above article confirms that it is more than possible, but also notes that most people are wearing underwear. 

 

I do not.

 

I can think of several scenarios where one's emissions could freely escape thus giving a new meaning to making one sick.  I not only don't wear underwear, but I wear loose fitting shorts most of the time.  This got me thinking about women who don't wear underwear while wearing a dress. I have been most concerned about people sneezing in tight spaces with examples being given of small elevators.  A good sneeze, or fart will most likely sicken anyone riding along with you.

 

This got me thinking about Thailand's arcane law mandating citizens to wear underwear and why this law was written. What do you suppose could have caused Thailand's most elite of lawmakers to ponder the lowly underwear?  Is there a specification in the Thai Law not only mandating the wearing of said underwear, but also a mandate about the underwear's condition?  Being a man, I do have underwear but it is older than my first born.  Some of my underwear is in what could only be described as "ratty" condition with holes and tears in several places. 

 

It is comfortable after all, and that is what counts.

 

Do you wear underwear?

 

 

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i don't wear underwear, nor do I wear shorts. nothing to do with any laws, just my choice.

8 minutes ago, possum1931 said:

i don't wear underwear, nor do I wear shorts. nothing to do with any laws, just my choice.

What do you wear then?

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1 minute ago, Canuck1966 said:

What do you wear then?

Loose fitting shorts.

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2 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

Mini-skirt?

 

 

 

This does beg the question about certain ladies and certain "professions" where I can tell you that all she was wearing was a pair of mini shorts and no underwear.  We shall forego my knowledge of the lack of undies for now, but should this type be avoided as the likelihood of her passing not just noxious gas in an elevator, but also passing the Wuhan two-step Flu to the other riders. 

 

There are some Thai foods that would make this scenario all too common. 

 

The scene from Blazing Saddles comes to mind.

 

 

Tighty whities are definitely out of bounds.  Very loose fitting boxers are the way to go in this heat!  Interesting article on the dangers of flatulence, my 13 year old son will find this very amusing. 

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Boxers vs briefs.  Briefs would act as a face mask but not boxers.  Only if the boxer brief wearer wore tight fitting jeans could one be relatively safe to ride the elevator with him.  One can hold a fart with little risk to life and limb, unlike a sneeze which could cause not only broken ribs in the extreme, but the forceful emission of noxious fumes.  Depending on how long one's elevator journey is, this could readily become a health hazard of biblical proportion.

 

I'm afraid that we must ban boxers worldwide.  Does anyone disagree?

23 minutes ago, Canuck1966 said:

What do you wear then?

You mean you don't know??

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21 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

Mini-skirt?

 

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C'mon now, that is clearly Photo Shopped.

5 minutes ago, Stadtler said:

C'mon now, that is clearly Photo Shopped.

 

That one may be (the shoes are a bit of a giveaway), but there are loads of images of blokes in minis on the net.

 

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"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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2 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

That one may be (the shoes are a bit of a giveaway), but there are loads of images of blokes in minis on the net.

 

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Is this a paid site or free to anyone?

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This does beg the question, do Scotsmen in kilts wear underwear and is there a correlation to higher infection rates of the Wuhan Flu?

My only interest in voting 'no' in this poll, was to find out whether I was a minority case in not wearing any underwear. I'm very pleased to see that I am not.

 

Despite that, Madam Moon does still think I'm a bit of a freak though.

31 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

Mini-skirt?

 

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A Kilt. Aye right.

And just to be clear:-

 

Yes, I DO wear underwear, always have, it just feels wrong now.

 

No, I DO NOT wear a mini-skirt, a sarong on occasion yes, mini, no.

 

We will NOT mention any Vicar and Tart parties I've attended with my ex. :whistling:

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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1 minute ago, Moonlover said:

My only interest in voting 'no' in this poll, was to find out whether I was a minority case in not wearing any underwear. I'm very pleased to see that I am not.

 

Despite that, Madam Moon does still think I'm a bit of a freak though.

Perhaps, along with the intrusive temperature scan, Airport health workers should be using the mirror to check for incoming passengers and their wearing of underwear.

 

I like this one.  It has a definite upskirt quality and you'll notice a flashlight on the handle. 

 

 

 

 

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I only  wear  my  best  pair  on  special  occasions

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10 minutes ago, Stadtler said:

Perhaps, along with the intrusive temperature scan, Airport health workers should be using the mirror to check for incoming passengers and their wearing of underwear.

 

Many moons ago I worked on Hong Kong's new airport. The terminal building has black granite tiles, these had initially been polished to a nice high shine (at great cost).

 

Unfortunately within a week a new contract was let to "dull down" the tiles as they were giving a "no equipment required" view of any young (and not so young) ladies clothing.

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

43 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

Mini-skirt?

 

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There's a whole country of them......

Here are some modelling the latest in wife beater tops...

 

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23 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

Many moons ago I worked on Hong Kong's new airport. The terminal building has black granite tiles, these had initially been polished to a nice high shine (at great cost).

 

Unfortunately within a week a new contract was let to "dull down" the tiles as they were giving a "no equipment required" view of any young (and not so young) ladies clothing.

Last year I had to go to Bangkok. I had recently lost quite of weight and my shorts were very loose. Got to security at Sakon Nakhon airport and had to remove my belt. Passed through the scanner, holding my shorts up with one hand and was then asked to hold my arms out to the side for the 'magic wand' check.

 

Panic! shorts too loose and no underwear! Fortunately the security gal was very understanding and held them up for me. 

A pair of 'fart catchers' are essential in the heat here.

 

If I didn't wear them, my are-she would be red raw and my testes would be in bits in no time. 

 

There is only so much that the dog can do for you after that point. Lashings and lashings of powder and cream would have to follow. ????

 

Pants, it is then. ????

I always wear underwear, I object to peewee aspersions.

I assume this thread is to reinforce the OP's contention elevators are dangerous. He forgot to add telephone booths and bathyscapes.

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13 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

I always wear underwear

Brilliant.  I do not. 

14 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

I object to peewee aspersions.

What does this mean?

 

14 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

He forgot to add telephone booths and bathyscapes.

I have never seen a telephone booth in Thailand.

 

I wish I could tell you I know what a bathyscape is.  I don't. 

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34 minutes ago, thequietman said:

A pair of 'fart catchers' are essential in the heat here.

Is there a patent for this?

 

34 minutes ago, thequietman said:

If I didn't wear them, my are-she would be red raw and my testes would be in bits in no time. 

I'm trying to imagine what you could be doing that would shred your bits.

 

Is it this?

 

 

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