Swiss brothels CAN reopen after sex workers list 'safe' positions that won’t spread coronavirus

[ChipButty]

Swiss brothels CAN reopen after sex workers list 'safe' positions that won’t spread coronavirus but threesomes are banned and certain activities require gloves

Sex workers and their clients are told to keep their faces a forearm length apart 

Swiss brothels have been given the green light to open on June 6 as the country exits lockdown, with strict health rules including keeping your faces 'one forearm length apart' during sex. 

Doggy style and reverse cowgirl positions are among those which would comply with the new rule - but threesomes are out and 'anal practices' will require gloves. 

Anonymity is also a thing of the past, because clients' personal details will have to be kept for four weeks in case they are needed for contact tracing. 

Rules drawn up by a sex workers' group also call for masks to be worn if possible and bed sheets to be washed after each client departs to stop the spread of coronavirus.

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8365869/Swiss-brothels-reopen-June-6-safe-sex-positions.html

[ChipButty]

I think the virus caused my testimonials to shrink but it got hot and my wife's hands might have swelled up. Has that happened to anyone else?

[ratcatcher]

23 hours ago, ChipButty said:

sex workers --- that won’t spread

That will help.

[johng]

Yet more WuFlu  stupidity !!!

[thaibeachlovers]

Mrs Palmer sounds more fun and is way cheaper than that. I can't see many customers if they have to give their names and details as probably many customers will be married.

I had a chat with a western prostitute once and she told me many of her regulars were married men that just came in for a cuddle and a chat, as they didn't get that from their wives. Basically they were lonely and wanted some human contact, as their wives were not being good companions.

 

Same reason guys go all the way to LOS to have sex with prostitutes rather than go to the local brothel. It's for the "girlfriend experience" more than sex.

[ExpatOilWorker]

[OneeyedJohn]

The first prostitute I ever had was in Amsterdam, the disappointment in me when I found out she was from England.

 

And of course only the missionary position. 

More disappointment.