One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven: You Never Give Me Your Money!!!

[JohnBarleycorn]

All the money's gone.

But, the magic feeling.

Still very strong.

Right?

 

 

[thaibeachlovers]

Bored?

[JohnBarleycorn]

7 minutes ago, thaibeachlovers said:

Bored?

You don't know how lucky you are.

Back in the USSR

[bkk6060]

35 minutes ago, JohnBarleycorn said:

All the money's gone.

Wrong.

38 minutes ago, JohnBarleycorn said:

Right

 

[JohnBarleycorn]

Norwegian Wood.

[CharlieH]

With the size and rate of these topics perhaps "paperback writer" is more apt ????

[Phil McCaverty]

1 hour ago, JohnBarleycorn said:

You don't know how lucky you are.

Back in the USSR

Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC
Didn't get to bed last night
On the way the paper bag was on my knee
Man I had a dreadful flight
I'm back in Pattaya.
You don't know how lucky you are boy
Back in Pattaya.

Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to be back home
Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case
Honey disconnect the phone
I'm back in Pattaya.
You don't know how lucky you are boy
Back in Pattaya.

Well the Issan girls really knock me out
They leave the West behind
And Bangkock girls make me sing and shout
That Nong Nam's always on my mind.

I'm back in Pattaya.
You don't know how lucky you…

[JohnBarleycorn]

10 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

With the size and rate of these topics perhaps "paperback writer" is more apt ????

 

[ThailandRyan]

I was thinking maybe Strawberry Fields were forever, and then I visited Chiang Mai.

[JohnBarleycorn]

Nothing is really real.

[JohnBarleycorn]

 

Great Leap Year we are having.....so far.

2020 is turning out to be a very fine year......so far.

[stouricks]

1 hour ago, JohnBarleycorn said:

Norwegian Wood.

I was at a party, long time ago, with some Scandinavian girls. The Danish one wouldn't, the Swedish one wouldn't, but the Norwegian would! And DID!   PML

[JohnBarleycorn]

Is there ANYBODY going to listen to my story

All about the girl who came to stay......

[Phil McCaverty]

2 minutes ago, JohnBarleycorn said:

Is there ANYBODY going to listen to my story

All about the girl who came to stay......

Did she do anal?

[ThailandRyan]

5 minutes ago, JohnBarleycorn said:

Is there ANYBODY going to listen to my story

All about the girl who came to stay......

Ah " A day in the life"...

[JohnBarleycorn]

12 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

Ah " A day in the life"...

Ah,....Those were the days....

A Gang of Four

[ChakaKhan]

The BarleyCorn Diaries..to be continued   

[Phil McCaverty]

5 minutes ago, JohnBarleycorn said:

Ah,....Those were the days....

A Gang of Four

Written exclusively for Mary Hopkin by Paul McCartney because he had the serious hots for her.

 

Obviously didn't know her nickname "Hairy Mary" given to her because of her lush and extensive pubic thatch. The reason she always wore ankle length dresses.

[JohnBarleycorn]

4 minutes ago, Phil McCaverty said:

Written exclusively for Mary Hopkin by Paul McCartney because he had the serious hots for her.

 

Obviously didn't know her nickname "Hairy Mary" given to her because of her lush and extensive pubic thatch. The reason she always wore ankle length dresses.

I meant, the gang of four.

I have always had the hots for this dish, Jiang Qing:

 

 

 

[stouricks]

You know my name, look up the number.

 

 

[Phil McCaverty]

5 minutes ago, JohnBarleycorn said:

Jiang Qing

Here's an unretouched photo of her. She's all yours mate.

 

                                       

[JohnBarleycorn]

1 minute ago, Phil McCaverty said:

Here's an unretouched photo of her. She's all yours mate.

 

                                       

Thank you.

Her photo, though flattering, does not do her justice.

[JohnBarleycorn]

8 minutes ago, stouricks said:

You know my name, look up the number.

 

 

Nice!

But, obviously....this is the Stones.

[Phil McCaverty]

8 minutes ago, JohnBarleycorn said:

Nice!

But, obviously....this is the Stones.

No First released by Plastic Ono Band, subsequently "B" side of "Let it Be". Only thing Rolling Stones about it was that Brian Jones played sax on the track.

 

 

Edited June 6, 2020 by Phil McCaverty

[stouricks]

12 minutes ago, JohnBarleycorn said:

Nice!

But, obviously....this is the Stones.

No, but obviously STONED!

[owl sees all]

32 minutes ago, Phil McCaverty said:

Written exclusively for Mary Hopkin by Paul McCartney because he had the serious hots for her.

 

Obviously didn't know her nickname "Hairy Mary" given to her because of her lush and extensive pubic thatch. The reason she always wore ankle length dresses.

Madonna was the same. Very hairy down below. Outstandingly hairy in fact. Got a lovely pic of her when she was about 20.

[Phil McCaverty]

1 minute ago, owl sees all said:

Madonna was the same. Very hairy down below. Outstandingly hairy in fact. Got a lovely pic of her when she was about 20.

Yes, I'd heard that it closely resembled an eagle's nest. Saw her on the Blonde Ambition Tour at Roundhay Park in Leeds. She writhed around on a bed wearing....not much. She'd obviously shaved that day.

[PatOngo]

1 hour ago, JohnBarleycorn said:

Is there ANYBODY going to listen to my story

All about the girl who came to stay......

Yawn! ???? Tell someone who cares!

[owl sees all]

2 minutes ago, Phil McCaverty said:

Yes, I'd heard that it closely resembled an eagle's nest. Saw her on the Blonde Ambition Tour at Roundhay Park in Leeds. She writhed around on a bed wearing....not much. She'd obviously shaved that day.

Well I'll be,,,,.

 

She told me she never trimmed or shaved.

 

Gonna erase the pic' now. So sad.

[PatOngo]

30 minutes ago, Phil McCaverty said:

Here's an unretouched photo of her. She's all yours mate.