I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

Quite right too....

The old ones are the best ones

Did she get her transaction declined and removed from the premises for swearing at the teller. it's what I would have done if I were the manager.

Flu you, white people ?

 

Poisoned arrow these days.

Maybe the Kung Flu was making her tired and irritated

Oh, had to read it 3 times to get it. haha

5 hours ago, simple1 said:

Did she get her transaction declined and removed from the premises for swearing at the teller. it's what I would have done if I were the manager.

Apologies to ,the OP the humour(?) went straight over my head - do you mind explaining?

Chinese say everything with an 'L', so remove the 'L' and then perhaps u get it.

 

Lateral thinking of a sort, but just have a flexible mind.

 

OK simple, I'll make it simple, replace the 't' with an 's'

 

 

8 hours ago, simple1 said:

Apologies to ,the OP the humour(?) went straight over my head - do you mind explaining?

I hope you got it from @OneeyedJohn explanation. 

8 hours ago, ravip said:

I hope you got it from @OneeyedJohn explanation. 

Apologies, but I still fail to understand the attempted humour - never mind