holy cow cm Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Depends on for what purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, Susco said: 1.20m height, flat head and big ears Sounds like you need the "pets" forum...???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardColeman Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 For me, the caring and loving brain of my current Thai wife, in the body of my UK girlfriend when I was 17! Either that or a selection of Japanese race queens ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bert bloggs Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 1 hour ago, AlfHuy said: Running with her brother and cousin. not unless they are ladyboys , but i dont think they are ,well at least one isnt ,her husband would have said ,when we go round their house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotandsticky Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Just now, RichardColeman said: For me, the caring and loving brain of my current Thai wife, in the body of my UK girlfriend when I was 17! Either that or a selection of Japanese race queens ???? Or a combination of them all................reminds of the film Weird Science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilotman Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 3 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said: And then imagine to satisfy her until she dies maybe a decade later. ???? no, just feed her high fat foods, sugar, alcohol and hide her mediation. It can be done. As for any other duties, it would be a case of 'close your eyes and think of England'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antonymous Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 6 hours ago, BritManToo said: This one comes close. Now I have to say, that's pretty perfect at least to look at. Then again one shouldn't be swayed only by appearance 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trucking Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Selma Hayek in a coma ( cue sinister Vincent Price laugh ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgw Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 my description of that woman is not rated for general public Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 1 hour ago, transam said: nice set of lifthers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owl sees all Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 (edited) After reading through all the posts. Some of them humorous. I can say that my perfect woman would have to have the following attributes: Be able to make a decent cup of Rosy. Not hit me on the head. Not keep threatening me with clever. Does not turn off the wifi to get attention. Likes cats. Edited August 23, 2020 by owl sees all 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 36 minutes ago, Pilotman said: high fat foods, sugar, alcohol Sounds yummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilotman Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, owl sees all said: After reading through all the posts. Some of them humorous. I can say that my perfect woman would have to have the following attributes: Be able to make a decent cup of Rosy. Not hit me on the head. Not keep threatening me with clever. Does not turn off the wifi to get attention. Likes cats. you'll never find her, she doesn't exist. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 25 minutes ago, trucking said: Selma Hayek in a coma ( cue sinister Vincent Price laugh ) There was a time when she looked pretty good... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgw Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 related: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/what-the-ideal-womans-body-looks-like-in-18-countries_n_55ccd2a6e4b064d5910ac3b0?ncid=engmodushpmg00000005 I'll get the Chinese one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 50 minutes ago, tgw said: related: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/what-the-ideal-womans-body-looks-like-in-18-countries_n_55ccd2a6e4b064d5910ac3b0?ncid=engmodushpmg00000005 I'll get the Chinese one It seems some fat man-hating feminist made that article. Thailand: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trucking Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 14 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said: There was a time when she looked pretty good... Yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trucking Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 LOL , thats not a woman , that's a section of scaffolding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trucking Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 19 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said: And then imagine to satisfy her until she dies maybe a decade later. ???? Be ok . Just use the light switch and some axle grease . Maybe take a tab of acid for good measure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilotman Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 1 hour ago, OneMoreFarang said: There was a time when she looked pretty good... breasts are no good for me, I find them intimidating and frightening, like being mauled by a large cow. I have nightmares of being suffocated by large breasted women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilotman Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 40 minutes ago, trucking said: Be ok . Just use the light switch and some axle grease . Maybe take a tab of acid for good measure. plus 6 pints of Stella and a large whisky. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 50 minutes ago, trucking said: Yep More of the same. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumak Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 10 hours ago, kenk24 said: Well, since you used the plural - women - I think you are on the right track... If you have women, you won't get bored w/just one and she won't get bored w/you either.. ahhhh.......has the long married Ken found a Barbie ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumak Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 9 hours ago, Don Chance said: i think i can read lips ???????????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sujo Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Im 56. My gf is 31 malay. I travel a lot, used to, she has rules. Cannot do her friends and must use condom when away. Im happy with that. Oh and she bought me a car. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 7 hours ago, BritManToo said: Sounds like you're lonely. A woman won't fix that. Now there you're completely wrong! I am 'alone' but definitely not lonely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgw Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 3 hours ago, trucking said: LOL , thats not a woman , that's a section of scaffolding. yeah, the legs are a bit heavy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TallGuyJohninBKK Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Pilotman said: I have nightmares of being suffocated by large breasted women. I don't... In fact, I'd rather enjoy it... ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TallGuyJohninBKK Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 (edited) My "perfect woman" would be the kind where the "blow up" valve is of the quick release variety to make packing her away easier and more convenient... ???? But failing that, I'd settle for one of these.... Edited August 23, 2020 by TallGuyJohninBKK 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3NUMBAS Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 i once met a great thai bird but she was stubborn and scatty in the head and unemployable but great in the sack .she was kinda perfect with some faults.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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