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                      haiku's not the sound

                      you make when you are sneezing:

                      that sound is "ka choo"

 

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                      all smoke and fun-house

                      mirrors: until march-april

                      takes your breath  away

 

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                      amazing thailand:

                      you  may find enlightenment

                      after you go broke

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                      amazing chiang mai:

                      farangs  don't  pay  extra  to

                      inhale burning waste

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Somchai stood by the burning field
His heart was all aquiver
He began to cough...his leg fell off...and floated down the river

 

Alright. That wasn't strict 5-7-5 Haiku format. But relying on:

On 3/5/2021 at 7:15 AM, orang37 said:

You may wonder if the suggested syllable lengths for the three line entries are "rules:"  we can only reply that in the face of such artistic charisma  our "rules" are  as flexible,  as frequently changing, as ... immigration law, and the weekly/daily "get the touri$t$  back here" initiatives of Expatria's officialdom.

 

 

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43 minutes ago, orang37 said:

 

 

                      chiang mai has sirens:

                      both seductive maidens,

                      and ambulances

Excellent!????

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                      the one thing saves me

                      from breathing polluted air

                      is not inhaling

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                      amazing thailand:

                      you won't survive here without

                      being paranoid     

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                      if you die, and, i

                      live, is my carbon footprint

                      any less toxic ?  

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                      tam mai raak chiang mai:

                      mai ru ... banthee samong chan

                      ben loi per-cent tod

 

                      why love chiang mai:

                      i don't  know  ...  maybe my  brain

                      is  completely fried

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                      if i could just blame

                      everything on bad air:

                      i'd feel much better

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we left chiang mai smoke

thinking we would come back soon

now we wonder when

 

dear ones left behind 

e-mail whatsapp line and skype

and hope love survives 

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On 3/12/2021 at 6:56 PM, orang37 said:

 

                      five-seven-five is

                      just a movable goalpost:

                      the game is beyond rules !

 

 

 

 

Like playing tennis without a net. Such fun for some. 

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