Thai man needs surgery after getting penis stuck in padlock for over a WEEK

[Burma Bill]

Perhaps he misunderstood the meaning of "wedlock"

 

[RocketDog]

5 hours ago, ThreeEyedRaven said:

That is a very strange place to find one of your nuts.

True enough. But the real shocker is that he also had two between his legs.

[brianthainess]

The tool used to remove it was made by Sack and Pecker

[1FinickyOne]

6 hours ago, Rookiescot said:

Oh come on.

We have all been there.

doctors, operations.. no, not even close to getting that far out of hand... 

[hotchilli]

7 hours ago, Somtamnication said:

Note to self: Avoid chastity belts of all kinds!

 

Note to self, find a friend to help... not mother.

[khunPer]

7 hours ago, webfact said:

They all agreed to disagree on what had actually transpired to cause the man to do this but were united in understanding his embarrassment and warning others not to try this at home, or anywhere else for that matter. 

Perhaps a kind of chastity belt, and the key has been kept by someone else...????

[Almer]

Well i think he is fortunate, if i put one of those tiny suitcase padlocks on i could still get the old feller out.

[unblocktheplanet]

7 hours ago, Somtamnication said:

Note to self: Avoid chastity belts of all kinds!

But those purity rings are too small for a manly tool!

[mrfill]

7 hours ago, toofarnorth said:

What was the 1 pre war I think where a lady singer got banned by the Beeb for singing ' She sits amongst the cabbages and leaks '  She then changed it to ' She sits amongst the cabbages and peas '?

Marie Lloyd.

She had another song which went “I didn’t like you much before you joined the army, John, but I do like you, cockie, now you’ve got your khaki on”

[Excel]

Must have been a miniature padlock

[toofarnorth]

4 hours ago, mancub said:

Possibly a relative of that Thai chap who had a penchant for poking his pecker in car exhausts ? 

Maybe he thought a BJ was just that .

[hotchilli]

23 hours ago, webfact said:

Mum said it had now been a week and there was considerable swelling - better call the rescue foundation.

He asked the nurse to remove the padlock but was there any chance of keeping the swelling.

[metisdead]

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[hashmodha]

This should have 10 stars for rating.....????????????!

[NCC1701A]

actually this would save me a fortune. 

[Road Warrior]

must be a locksmith !!!

[Iron Tongue]

Obviously, you all misread the article!

 

The surgery was to save the padlock!

[Meat Pie 47]

On 7/17/2021 at 10:56 AM, NCC1701A said:

work done under a microscope? 

[bobandyson]

On 7/17/2021 at 1:18 PM, mancub said:

Possibly a relative of that Thai chap who had a penchant for poking his pecker in car exhausts ? 

I remember that report. The guy got fined 500b for not indicating when he was pulling out.

????