>Goes to farang bars offering lady drinks and barfines on a daily basis to get a feel for the Bangkok that was.
>Has deep discussions with oldfag farangs to gain a deeper understanding of the farang subculture within Thailand.
>Has fond memories of doing visa runs in the region before the coronavirus pandemic forced him to become legal, jokes about how the next generation of farangs will never experience the pleasure of a successful visa run.
>Wants to open a farang bar of his own near the holy lands of Soi Cowboy, Nana, or Patpong; in a bid to help keep the farang subculture alive.
>Dislikes avocado toast backpackers, only likes old school hippies.
>Considers men who have paid a bar fine at least once in one of the holy lands to be "hajis".
>Only drinks Chang, never Leo.
>Rejects the air conditioned hi-so metro, prefers to ride the lo-so open-window old school buses of Bangkok while drinking Chang.
>Never wears a mask, sometimes walks down the street with a Chang to prevent the mask police from asking questions.
>Won't patronize any establishments where the staff are masked, unvaxxed, has never even heard of a covid pass.
>Can't stand shopping malls, prefers wet markets.
>Drinks at least 6 Changs per day, smokes at least half a pack of L&M Red daily, rips off the filters. Hates weed.
>Listens to old psychedelic Bangkok shadow music.

7 minutes ago, misterworldwide said:

>Never wears a mask, sometimes walks down the street with a Chang to prevent the mask police from asking questions.
>Won't patronize any establishments where the staff are masked, unvaxxed, has never even heard of a covid pass.

Small lump of butter

Definition of "newfag" for the uninitiated: A n00b; an inexperienced member of the 4chan community (or any other online community).

 

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/newfag#:~:text=newfag%20(plural%20newfags),or%20any%20other%20online%20community).

3 minutes ago, Will B Good said:

Small lump of butter

I can't tell if you're a Chang drinker or a Leo drinker. Please enlighten me? 

Just now, misterworldwide said:

I can't tell if you're a Chang drinker or a Leo drinker. Please enlighten me? 

Tee total.....555

You dont have any clue what is living in Thailand! All fat a holes who use country and people in it should walk behind some old barn and give them 9  "ibuprofen" it maybe helps neck pain! And im not say millimeter.

WGAF?

Like a twink?

1 minute ago, OneMoreFarang said:

WGAF?

TROLL!

1 minute ago, OneMoreFarang said:

WGAF?

Confirmed Leo drinker

2 minutes ago, 2 is 1 said:

You dont have any clue what is living in Thailand! All fat a holes who use country and people in it should walk behind some old barn and give them 9  "ibuprofen" it maybe helps neck pain! And im not say millimeter.

Can anyone translate this?

2 minutes ago, 2 is 1 said:

You dont have any clue what is living in Thailand! All fat a holes who use country and people in it should walk behind some old barn and give them 9  "ibuprofen" it maybe helps neck pain! And im not say millimeter.

Words of learned wisdom

San mig lite

 

4 minutes ago, Will B Good said:

Tee total.....555

This, right here, is the difference between "expatriate" and "farang". You can't be a full farang unless you drink at least 6 Chang per day, according to the fortune teller and learned sage that I frequent near Soi Cowboy. Rules are rules.

3 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

San mig lite

 

Too hi-so for me

Just now, Will B Good said:

Can anyone translate this?

You know what is pistol and what kind bullet use on it! Yeah im not from Cambridge and ban again if say what actualy meaning! Ok i sign out too much drunk to this sht again! have nice day anyway! Stay safe and toutch everybody who want to be toutched!

1 minute ago, 2 is 1 said:

You know what is pistol and what kind bullet use on it! Yeah im not from Cambridge and ban again if say what actualy meaning! Ok i sign out too much drunk to this sht again! have nice day anyway! Stay safe and toutch everybody who want to be toutched!

Cheers, enjoy the boozy visions that the goddess of Chang bestows upon you.

1 minute ago, 2 is 1 said:

You know what is pistol and what kind bullet use on it! Yeah im not from Cambridge and ban again if say what actualy meaning! Ok i sign out too much drunk to this sht again! have nice day anyway! Stay safe and toutch everybody who want to be toutched!

I need to some of whatever you are taking......555

3 minutes ago, misterworldwide said:

This, right here, is the difference between "expatriate" and "farang". You can't be a full farang unless you drink at least 6 Chang per day, according to the fortune teller and learned sage that I frequent near Soi Cowboy. Rules are rules.

Don't you mean a full expatriate .......all non-Thais are farangs by default?

3 minutes ago, Will B Good said:

Don't you mean a full expatriate .......all non-Thais are farangs by default?

Farangs are expats who pray daily to the goddess of Chang by getting intoxicated with her sweet nectar. Full farangs are farangs who have witnessed her divine wisdom.

1 minute ago, misterworldwide said:

Farangs are expats who pray daily to the goddess of Chang by getting intoxicated with her sweet nectar. Full farangs are farangs who have witnessed her divine wisdom.

You and "2 is 1" need to meet up.....you would have a banging time.

1 minute ago, Will B Good said:

You and "2 is 1" need to meet up.....you would have a banging time.

Weekly Chang worship sessions are held every Sunday on Soi Cowboy. Sarong party girls are welcome too 

1 minute ago, misterworldwide said:

Weekly Chang worship sessions are held every Sunday on Soi Cowboy. Sarong party girls are welcome too 

Soi Cowboy looks so tacky-tacky now. Used to be hopping when the illegal bars occupied the waste land behind it.

 

I think soi 7 is the up and coming place now.

> 60yo oldfag farang

> dates a pétite Thai girl 1/2 of his own height

> claims he is not a pædophile

2 minutes ago, fdsa said:

> 60yo oldfag farang

> dates a pétite Thai girl 1/2 of his own height

> claims he is not a pædophile

Half his own height?

 

Half his own age surely?

2 minutes ago, fdsa said:

> 60yo oldfag farang

> dates a pétite Thai girl 1/2 of his own height

> claims he is not a pædophile

Such is lyfe in the land of Chang.

6 minutes ago, Will B Good said:

Soi Cowboy looks so tacky-tacky now. Used to be hopping when the illegal bars occupied the waste land behind it.

 

I think soi 7 is the up and coming place now.

Soi 7 is the place to be, but for nostalgia's sake, we can group it with Nana.

1 minute ago, Will B Good said:

Half his own age surely?

often 1/3 his own age

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>Wants to open a farang bar of his own near the holy lands of Soi Cowboy, Nana, or Patpong; in a bid to help keep the farang subculture alive.

VERY good idea! ????

1 minute ago, JustAnotherHun said:

VERY good idea! ????

Been there, done that.....never again....555