Are you willing to become fully known by taking the Colbert Questionert?

[Jingthing]

Best sandwich?

Nova Lox, Philly cream cheese, sliced onion and tomato on poppy seed bagel

 

What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?

Old vacuum cleaner

 

What is the scariest animal?

Cobra

 

Apples or oranges?

Oranges

 

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

Yes. Frank Hondo Howard. Cesar Romero.

 

What do you think happens when we die?

Fade to black

 

Favorite action movie?

Inglourious Basterds

 

Airplane: window or aisle?

Aisle

 

Favorite smell?

Lagavulin Scotch

 

Least favorite smell?

Rotting flesh

 

Exercise: worth it?

Yes

 

Flat or sparkling?

Sparkling

 

Most used app on your phone?

Youtube

 

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?

Vuela Vuela by Magneto

 

What number am I thinking of?

17

 

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?

Fallen and can't get up

Edited May 7, 2022 by Jingthing

[lazygourmet]

I am more into Proust Questionnaire.

[Jingthing]

4 minutes ago, lazygourmet said:

I am more into Proust Questionnaire.

A tad sophisticated for this crowd innit.

[Jotnar]

Best sandwich? ... Probably club, as versatile, but eat PB&J the most

What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?... old devices; MP3, vid player, tablets, netbooks

What is the scariest animal?... that Monocled Cobra (snakes in general)

Apples or oranges?...Oranges

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? ... No, that's rude

What do you think happens when we die?  ... pinching 'fade to black' = nothing

Favorite action movie?... Matrix

Airplane: window or aisle?... Window

Favorite smell?,,,Cinnamon

Least favorite smell?...sewer

Exercise: worth it?... Y

Flat or sparkling?... S

Most used app on your phone?...Camera

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?...Edge of Darkness-EC (live Albert Hall)

What number am I thinking of? ... N/A  though most will answer 3 or 7

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words? ... hard to beat the past

[frantick]

Best sandwich?

Muffaletta 

 

What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?

Worn out clothes 

 

What is the scariest animal?

Human

 

Apples or oranges?

Apples

 

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

Didn't ask, but Joe Satriani meet and greet

 

What do you think happens when we die?

The same thing that happens before you're born. 

 

Favorite action movie?

The Fifth Element 

 

Airplane: window or aisle?

Window 

 

Favorite smell?

Women 

 

Least favorite smell?

Acetylene breath

 

Exercise: worth it?

Everybody dies anyway so probably no

 

Flat or sparkling?

Sparkling water, flat wine

 

Most used app on your phone?

Chrome 

 

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?

Bohemian Rhapsody 

 

What number am I thinking of?

The number of suckers you persuaded to answer these questions 

 

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?

Live free, die smiling always