After many years of being subjected to "Thai soaps" i have decided to start a Thai Drama School in order to provide suitably trained actors.

 

Curriculum.

 

Monday AM - Screaming and Shouting 101

Monday PM - Screaming and Shouting 101

 

Tuesday AM - Lying in hospital bed 101

Tuesday PM - Looking concerned while visiting relative in hospital bed 101

 

Wednesday AM - Crying 101

Wednesday PM - Comforting another actor that is crying.101

 

Thursday AM - Absolutely ridiculous fight scenes 101

Thursday PM - Absolutely ridiculous fight scenes 102

 

 

Friday AM - Sitting in an office behind an empty desk 101

Friday PM = Sitting in an office in front of empty desk 101

 

 

There you go, a few weeks of these classes and you will be a suitably qualified actor  available for any new Thai soap that comes along.

 

if thai actors are taught how to act these scenarios well, it would remove all the fun from Thai drama.

But i would, with respect, recommend my wife , Mrs Nik, for Crying Teacher. She can cry convincingly on demand. 

Will I have to know someone of importance to gain a place?

Or pay a backhander?

Dont forget talking to yourself / thinking out loud.....or the evil looks for the wife or office rival planning revenge (which always ends in their own demise) ????????????????

Spying on other people and listening to their conversation while hiding behind a bush so small it wouldn't conceal a chameleon. 

Hi,

 

BTW, Youtube offers me old Thai movies. They were more bloody, with a lot of shooting, fight, revenge etc.

I don't see modern movies of that kind. Is the life changed or movie business model ?

There are actually some very good modern Thai movies....good story lines and excellent cinematography. Not all but a good many. Avoid the TV channel movies

You forgot: Mis-treatment of maid who has a pure heart 101

Send me your Work Permit NOW!!!!

 

It better be either 1.   Smartphone Zombie Permit

                              2.   Stoic face confused and slow in the fast lane "driving" Permit

                               3.  Absolutely no sense of awareness when outside Permit

                             4.   Complain for 100 hours and then do nothing Permit

                            5.  Live in the middle of nowhere and act like it's Bangkok Permit

                            6.   Cry for 10 hours to save 10 baht on your phone bill Permit

                           7.   Watch YouTube for 3 weeks and confused no money Permit

41 minutes ago, ColeBOzbourne said:

Spying on other people and listening to their conversation while hiding behind a bush so small it wouldn't conceal a chameleon. 

props - big sunglasses & floppy hat

What about Thai writing classes?

 

being seen with girl #1, apologizing to girl #2

apologizing to girl #1 for being seen apologizing to girl #2

apologizing to girl #2 for being seen apologizing to girl #1 

apologizing to girl #1 for being seen apologizing to girl #2

apologizing to girl #2 for being seen apologizing to girl #1