Popular Post proton Posted August 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2022 Mine will not put the iron on without switching off the aircon as she thinks it increases the electricity rate charged if you have then both on. Another is switching off the air in the car when going through a bit of flood water., apparently this stops sucking water into the engine. Weird one recently involved driving around buying black beans, incense etc, everything had to be black- to worship the black moon with, think she got that one off facebook. Annoying one is cannot put tops and bottoms together in washing machine, knickers are OK though, but not socks and jeans, I chuck them all in when she is out, sshh. 6 1 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Nickelbeer Posted August 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2022 I can’t make mine believe that running more than one electric fan at a time results in negligible difference in electricity bills. She is nearly fanatical about this. My electric bill stays around 1000 baht a month. This only changes if there is more use of the air conditioner. She seems to think all electric appliances are equal in their power consumption. 6 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 2baht Posted August 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2022 Mine thinks I'm rich! ???? 5 1 31 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Danderman123 Posted August 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2022 My bargirlfriend believes that there is a casino on Soi Diamond in Pattaya. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simple Jack Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 Tartan paint. It's a thing. haha. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Etaoin Shrdlu Posted August 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2022 I used to think Mrs. Shrdlu was daft to go around the house unplugging all the electrical appliances (save the refrigerators) from the mains. Nowadays I'm not so sure after reading many times that electrical faults are suspected of causing fires here. Of course, "electrical fault" could be modern shorthand for arson the way "rats in matches" was many years ago. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mickyr55 Posted August 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2022 My usually sensible lady believes that if she touches plants ???? during her periods they will die. When I scoffed at this she said the would prove it by picking mint and basil, funnily enough 1 month down the line both are still thriving . 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post KhunLA Posted August 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2022 Me .. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Gashead Posted August 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2022 You need to bite new shoes. Or they will bite you by giving blisters. 3 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post transam Posted August 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2022 MG cars are made in England....???? I said no, the Union Jack flag on the back is for fun....???? 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Satcommlee Posted August 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2022 You'll get struck by lightning using a mobile phone in a thunder storm. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post johnnybangkok Posted August 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2022 Ghosts. If I hear one more daft story about her mother's next door neighbours cousin's house being haunted I'll probably end up killing her. Then we'll see who was right. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2long Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 I'm viewing this fantastic thread on my phone. There is no way I could do it credit with a proper reply, given limitations of the keyboard ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunLA Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 10 minutes ago, Satcommlee said: You'll get struck by lightning using a mobile phone in a thunder storm. 1st wife thought along those line, but jewelry. Would take my rings off in thunderstorm ... ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post klauskunkel Posted August 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2022 (edited) Daft things your Mrs believes in? Prayut (she is slowly seeing the light, though) Edited August 24, 2022 by klauskunkel 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2long Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 1 minute ago, klauskunkel said: Daft things your Mrs believes in? Prayut (she is slowly seeing the light, though) REad the breaking news on Mr Pinocchio! ???????????????? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 2long Posted August 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2022 - Bed heads not pointing in a certain direction - Cleaning the temple will get the winning lottery ticket - Me saying I behaved myself on a night out ???? Actually now after 20+ years, she has learned one thing for sure... and that's not to tell me what she believes! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2baht Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 7 minutes ago, 2long said: - Cleaning the temple will get the winning lottery ticket How many times has she won? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2long Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, 2baht said: How many times has she won? Not many, and not much.... but that's not the point! ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2baht Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 8 minutes ago, 2long said: Not many, and not much.... but that's not the point! ???? Ah, but the temples clean. ???? ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2long Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 (edited) Slightly off topic... I just followed this Muppet on my way home from Wine Connection. Because the entity that brings us good luck is colour blind & easily fooled, but can read Thai! ???????????? Edited August 24, 2022 by 2long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparktrader Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 Depends if they finished school or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riclag Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 (edited) How about those village witch dr’s , that they visit every 3 months or so! They predicted my step daughter would have bad luck the entire remainder of year 2022! She missed work the next day so she could get the monk to splash water on her at the temple , for good luck. Edited August 24, 2022 by riclag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeachCH Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 Back to my days in Thailand, my mother in law insisted, that I have to gamble the lottery numbers, she dreamed the other night. We make 50/50 was her deal. Well, unbelievable, I won 95000 Baht with this numbers. Unfortunately the only time that she got the numbers right. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmaxdan Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 3 hours ago, 2baht said: Mine thinks I'm rich! ???? Which is ironic because my wife thinks I'm poor. I'm worried that one day she may find out I've been fibbing all along! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ThaiFelix Posted August 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2022 "Why are you eating chicken if you have a bad back?" It will make it worse according to my wife. A mate told me he explained to his Thai wife that it cost 5 baht every time the fridge door was opened and closed. After that he noticed every time after they did the weekly shopping the fridge door would be continuously open and remain that way until all the shopping had been put away. She was amazed the next elect bill was not greatly reduced lol. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimmer Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 Some off toic troll posts removed also a reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tubby johnson Posted August 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2022 23 minutes ago, Lemsta69 said: it was a dude, dude. some of the stuff that felang blokes come out with makes anything that "daft" Thais say sound quite sensible. Thailand, being a comfortable place to live with tolerant and patient people, attracts a lot of farang outcasts: talkative bores who brag, whinge, or spout nonsensical conspiracy theories. A lot of scammers too. I find Thai people a lot saner and more pleasant. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ed strong Posted August 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2022 Superstitions are always rife in areas of poverty and poor education, often perpetuated due to illiteracy and ignorance and a lack of available knowledge of science and technology. Its the same philosophy as religion, its biggest proponents being South America, Africa and central Asia. I believe many governments would rather have a nation of superstitious religious folk than an educated community. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Will B Good Posted August 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2022 Steps in the house have to an odd number. Our heads mustn't point west when in bed. The driveway can't be central to the house, it must be offset to one side. If you blow the car horn someone will shoot you (she could be right on that one). 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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