After 20 years, the US failed to conquer Afghanistan because they didn’t set out to do so. Similarly, Russia didn’t set out to conquer Ukraine. That was merely western propaganda to try and claim some sort of hollow victory. I’m surprised you can’t see that. Did I tell you that I have a bridge for sale?
Yeah, I see it now.
Trump: Let us buy your country for a lot of money.
Greenland: What benefits will we get?
Trump: a bigly amount. We will drill for oil everywhere. That will repay us what we paid you.
Greenland: That sounds kind of meh.
Trump: We will force you to pay most of your salary for healthcare. No more liberal free healthcare. You will thank us for forcing you to pay, baby, pay.
Greenland: That doesn't sound good.
Trump: What do you mean? Freedom from free healthcare! Your choice of really expensive, grasping, health insurance.
Greenland: I don't know. Any other benefits?
Trump: And the best of all - you're gonna love this - you get to pay through the nose for your kids' education. Yup no more free socialist education. Pay, baby, pay.
Greenland: Let's think about it
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