I met a girl last night and for a brief moment she made me feel young again.

[OneMoreFarang]

17 minutes ago, brewsterbudgen said:

It is fiction though!

Kind of

 

And based on lots of real people and places. I recognized a couple of them when I read the book the first time many years ago. At that time there was no printed edition. Only a version to download for free on Stephen's webpage.

 

When they finally printed that book, they obviously needed a cover picture, with a girl with long black hair. But by then times had changed and most girls had colored hair. Finally, they found a girl in Angelwitch. The good old times. ???? 

 

 

 

Edited September 16, 2022 by OneMoreFarang

[NanLaew]

1 hour ago, sidjameson said:

Do you think there is any chance that she has learnt there is a connection between acting like she loves it and receiving a generous tip from old guys?

Sounds like the OP caught some quality "GFE" or Girl Friend Experience... aka Good at Faking Everything.

 

Better give up while he's ahead and doesn't fall for the "Real GFE" or Real Girl Friend Experience... aka Real Good at Faking Everything.

[473geo]

I wake up every day to that same feeling of exhilaration with my wife 

 

Of course there is huge potential for things to roll downhill from there ????

 

Edited September 16, 2022 by 473geo

[puchooay]

1 hour ago, OneMoreFarang said:

That's one reason why I am a huge fan of Stephen Leather's Private Dancer novel.

 

Just in case there is still anybody out there who didn't read it until now. It goes like this: 

 

PETE: I don't know if it was love at first sight, but it was pretty damn close. She had the longest hair I'd ever seen, jet black and almost down to her waist. She smiled all the time and had soft brown eyes that made my heart melt, long legs that just wouldn't quit and a figure to die for.

 

JOY: To be honest, I never thought I'd see him again. He was a bit drunk, I think, and even though he gave me his gold chain I thought he'd forget about me as soon as he left Bangkok.

 

Copyright by Stephen Leather

 

I can't believe people who need to read books to find the difference between love and scam walk amongst us. They really should not be let out alone.

[Myran]

I hope someone's paying you well to come up with these cringy stories.

[ThailandRyan]

3 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

Reckon you should take her to Koh Chang...  

 

 

Maybe she will pay for it with the old sleeping falangs money she has from the last encounter with Bob.

[473geo]

8 minutes ago, Myran said:

I hope someone's paying you well to come up with these cringy stories.

I reckon the stories bring back memories for a few, including myself, thats why the book references, similar experiences make things more real

[ThailandRyan]

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

if she was acting then she deserves on oscar for that performance. she was natural as hell, gave a whole new meaning to the term 'method acting.' 

Just make sure you buy her the exact gold necklace she wants, that way when she collects enough of them she can cash most in and keep one to show you she still has it, even if it is not the one you bought her.....but by then you'll be sipping Mojitos and eating a nice brunch while watching the sun rise on Koh Changy again.....gotta love the tall take fantasies of Bob Smith.  His verbiage has even become like a truly educated man....

[Baron Samedi]

3 hours ago, bob smith said:

she was definitely marriage material

No. Please don't do that. Don't d....

 

3 hours ago, bob smith said:

and she needs to send money to mum and dad every month

Nooooo !!!!

 

3 hours ago, bob smith said:

I could tell that she enjoyed my company

 

Edited September 16, 2022 by Baron Samedi

[mahtin]

Who's been browsing the Stickman archives again?

[ThailandRyan]

27 minutes ago, Baron Samedi said:

No. Please don't do that. Don't d....

 

Nooooo !!!!

 

 

Yep I can see the 30k Thb sponsorship fee being rolled out, but wait the Buffalo is sick and grandpa needs surgery....

[OneMoreFarang]

5 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

Yep I can see the 30k Thb sponsorship fee being rolled out, but wait the Buffalo is sick and grandpa needs surgery....

No problem, I am sure Bob will give his last cent for the love of his life. After all, it's destiny. 

[GammaGlobulin]

 

Is your wood of hickory?

Or, is it spruce?

Do you have any pinus palustris on your wood?

If so, then your wood must be of the genus, Picea.

 

 

[Mac Mickmanus]

You need to ask yourself about what is missing from your life that you fall in love with some , just because they talk to you .

[peter zwart]

Excellent story mate. Enjoy life

[ThailandRyan]

As Bob sauntered down walking street in Pattaya he eyed the little lass as she approached and Bob's only words spoken were "I'm your Huckleberry"

Edited September 16, 2022 by ThailandRyan

[MrJ2U]

Get one that makes you young all the time.

 

You deserve it! 

[bob smith]

9 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

As Bob sauntered down Soi 4 in BKK

wrong again Bryan.

 

 

[hotandsticky]

24 minutes ago, peter zwart said:

Excellent story mate. Enjoy life

+1

[hotandsticky]

18 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

As Bob sauntered down Soi 4 in BKK he eyed the little lass as she approached and Bob's only words spoken were "I'm your Huckleberry"

I can almost smell the envy.

[ThailandRyan]

1 minute ago, hotandsticky said:

I can almost smell the envy.

No envy, just fun filled puns to commence further as it is the Pub........Bobs time has come to shine once again, he does lead such a fanciful life, reminds me of Doc Holiday with his lady Kate, a hooker of course.......

[Lacessit]

1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Is your wood of hickory?

Or, is it spruce?

Do you have any pinus palustris on your wood?

If so, then your wood must be of the genus, Picea.

 

 

Mine is ironbark, stronger than steel. Or it was, before age came along.

 

http://www.middlemiss.org/lit/authors/patersonab/poetry/ironbark.html

[Lacessit]

4 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

Just read the previous posts from Bob. There is no doubt which head rules.

I can remember when it happened to me as well. It only ended well when it was P4P.

[GammaGlobulin]

Please FORGIVE me,

 

BUT, after first reading this Topic a few hours ago....

I knew I knew a song which this Topic triggered in my mind.

 

Somehow, I was not able to recall this song, until just now, although this Topic had continued to haunt me until I clicked on Katy Perry.

 

And, there is no doubt that others on this Thread are trying to recall this same song, while posting on this Topic, without knowing exactly why.

 

This is the song that goes with this Topic.

Most people might agree, after careful consideration., that Cherry Chopsticks is the best.

 

Please think about it, and then you will agree....no doubt.

 

 

 

 

Please forgive.

 

 

Edited September 16, 2022 by GammaGlobulin

[richard_smith237]

5 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Please FORGIVE me,

 

BUT, after first reading this Topic a few hours ago....

I knew I knew a song which this Topic triggered in my mind.

 

Somehow, I was not able to recall this song, until just now, although this Topic had continued to haunt me until I clicked on Katy Perry.

 

And, there is no doubt that others on this Thread are trying to recall this same song, while posting on this Topic, without knowing exactly why.

 

This is the song that goes with this Topic.

Most people might agree, after careful consideration., that Cherry Chopsticks is the best.

 

Please think about it, and then you will agree....no doubt.

 

Are you calling Bob a Lesbian, Gamma ??

 

[ripstanley]

I cannot give a laugh emoji but i see others can.  so 5555555555555555

[Mac Mickmanus]

12 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Please FORGIVE me,

 

BUT, after first reading this Topic a few hours ago....

I knew I knew a song which this Topic triggered in my mind.

 

 

I'll raise you a......................

 

 

[richard_smith237]

Slogans for Bob... In order... 

Nike > L’Oreal > Aston Martin (2nd Hand)

 

 

 

[ThailandRyan]

2 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

Slogans for Bob... In order... 

Nike > L’Oreal > Aston Martin (2nd Hand)

 

 

 

So here is one which I find might be an indicator of where this is going

[GammaGlobulin]

29 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Mine is ironbark, stronger than steel. Or it was, before age came along.

 

http://www.middlemiss.org/lit/authors/patersonab/poetry/ironbark.html

The ironwood tree. 

 

Short and stout. 

 

As you say.