Early morning life in Pattaya's Soi Buakhao.

[ozimoron]

It's time to do my 90 day visa extension so I walked the length of Soi Buahkhao to the visa agent to get it done at 9am.

 

Along the way I encountered a middle aged Thai man sitting at some entrance, oblivious to his surroundings, trying to breathe with one of those nose clearing thing things he probably found. He was quite fat and one leg was black and had ulcers. He looked in a bad way. After initially passing by I had a second thought and returned to give him 100 baht. As I walked away he was clutching the note and praying. So sad.

 

A little further one I encountered a log haired, shirtless man just near Subway singing at a rock concert with an air microphone. I didn't give him any money, at least he was enjoying himself.

 

 

[petermik]

Me dad asks did you enjoy the song he was singing.....a small contribution would have been appreciated also.....????

[hotandsticky]

So, what are you saying?............................................. You don't like rock music.

[ozimoron]

4 minutes ago, petermik said:

Me dad asks did you enjoy the song he was singing.....a small contribution would have been appreciated also.....????

I actually had trouble telling if he was a farang or Thai. Very skinny and hair past his shoulder, early 30's. I didn't want to look too hard.

[PJ71]

I sometimes go along Bukhow early mornings to get my onion polished, some of the massage places are open before 0900, perfect if you have morning wood.

[Ralf001]

During my daily morning walk this morning, I observed two dogs having sex.

 

I gave them no money, they looked like they were enjoying themselves.

[stoner]

10 minutes ago, PJ71 said:

I sometimes go along Bukhow early mornings to get my onion polished, some of the massage places are open before 0900, perfect if you have morning wood.

what do the 9am massage girls say when you drop your panties and they see your unpolished onion ?

 

i too would be keen as i have never seen someone packing an onion before. an italian sausage. ok. possibly an eggplant. have a go. cucumber is classic. but onion. 

 

i will go cry now. 

[timendres]

1 minute ago, stoner said:

what do the 9am massage girls say when you drop your panties and they see your unpolished onion ?

 

i too would be keen as i have never seen someone packing an onion before. an italian sausage. ok. possibly an eggplant. have a go. cucumber is classic. but onion. 

 

i will go cry now. 

Maybe a Japanese spring onion?

[PJ71]

2 minutes ago, stoner said:

what do the 9am massage girls say when you drop your panties and they see your unpolished onion ?

They love it, specially when i tip them - lol

[stoner]

1 minute ago, PJ71 said:

They love it, specially when i tip them - lol

 ewwww all i can imagine is the soggy outer layer of an old onion. 

[BigStar]

We need far more details to round out your description. See ‘A Description of the Morning’ by Jonathan Swift to see how it's done.

[AhFarangJa]

We all know what onions do...................

[kwak250]

Better than a button mushroom 

[Harveyboy]

13 hours ago, hotandsticky said:

So, what are you saying?............................................. You don't like rock music.

or you don't like subway

[Phnom Penh Trader]

I imagine it must be somewhat reminiscent of the Primordial Soup that we all originally came from? ????

[Phnom Penh Trader]

13 hours ago, PJ71 said:

I sometimes go along Bukhow early mornings to get my onion polished, some of the massage places are open before 0900, perfect if you have morning wood.

Surely the massage tables and probably ladies look like a plasterer’s radio,after a hard night servicing Pattaya’s finest punters?

[jacko45k]

I often pop into town early on a Sunday to do a bit of shopping, and maybe get an early haircut on Soi Buakhao.. it's a bit sad really. Many out having an early beer, no selling hour restrictions for them like in Big-C and the 7-11! On Diana you get an impression some did a drink through at a few bars. Bleary eyes, loosely held cigarette... 

[PJ71]

9 hours ago, Phnom Penh Trader said:

Surely the massage tables and probably ladies look like a plasterer’s radio,after a hard night servicing Pattaya’s finest punters?

Quite the opposite, very fresh - first customer.

[Jen65]

22 hours ago, Ralf001 said:

During my daily morning walk this morning, I observed two dogs having sex.

 

I gave them no money, they looked like they were enjoying themselves.

Good job you didn't look too closely  !!

[jacko45k]

19 hours ago, PJ71 said:

Quite the opposite, very fresh - first customer.

Oh I doubt that...of the day, just maybe, just. 

[mikebell]

I've applied for a job writing amusing articles for Aseannow so people don't have to read posts like these.  Despite four emails + help from a mod, I've had no reply.

[Leaver]

On 11/29/2022 at 4:24 AM, PJ71 said:

Quite the opposite, very fresh - first customer.

 

Yes, first customer of their second shift.  ???? 

[Leaver]

On 11/28/2022 at 11:03 PM, jacko45k said:

On Diana you get an impression some did a drink through at a few bars.

 

Everything closed at 2am.  Pattaya is a ghost town after 2am.  Where would they be doing a "drink through?"

[Lancelot01]

On 11/28/2022 at 12:51 PM, stoner said:

what do the 9am massage girls say when you drop your panties and they see your unpolished onion ?

 

i too would be keen as i have never seen someone packing an onion before. an italian sausage. ok. possibly an eggplant. have a go. cucumber is classic. but onion. 

 

i will go cry now. 

Brings tears to the eyes. 

[overherebc]

On 11/28/2022 at 12:47 PM, Ralf001 said:

During my daily morning walk this morning, I observed two dogs having sex.

 

I gave them no money, they looked like they were enjoying themselves.

If they were doing it with bums facing north it means it will be a long cool season.

[jacko45k]

Those tired confused eyes over the first beer at 9-10 am. So many seem to have no problem getting a drink at any time of day or night. The sober ones post here how licensing restrictions and raids are ruining the drinking culture!

[Lucky Bones]

Soi Boukhao, Buukao  Buckeioa.

Whatever?

It is the reincarnation of Walking Street  apart from doing day bizzy jobs instead of evenings?

Not my cup-a tea but visiting mates rate it highly.????????

[Lucky Bones]

On 11/28/2022 at 12:39 PM, PJ71 said:

I sometimes go along Bukhow early mornings to get my onion polished, some of the massage places are open before 0900, perfect if you have morning wood.

Morning wood?

Now help me here.

I think I recall that, but then I got married.????????

[Lucky Bones]

On 11/29/2022 at 6:03 AM, jacko45k said:

I often pop into town early on a Sunday to do a bit of shopping, and maybe get an early haircut on Soi Buakhao.. it's a bit sad really. Many out having an early beer, no selling hour restrictions for them like in Big-C and the 7-11! On Diana you get an impression some did a drink through at a few bars. Bleary eyes, loosely held cigarette... 

Jacko......it is not like you to be judging.

Let them be.????????

[Lucky Bones]

19 hours ago, mikebell said:

I've applied for a job writing amusing articles for Aseannow so people don't have to read posts like these.  Despite four emails + help from a mod, I've had no reply.

I miss the amusing articles.????????