Popular Post steven100 32664 Posted January 3 Popular Post Share Posted January 3 I went to see my Dr late yesterday ..... After the examinatination he came out and whispered quitely .... I'll tell you, you don't have much time .... being seriously concerned , I said why ' what is it ? he said ..... bar closes in 20 minutes ! 1 16 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozimoron 22527 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 grrr. 🙂 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mac Mickmanus 16105 Posted January 3 Popular Post Share Posted January 3 How come the doctor was open that late at night ? Doctors don't often work at 11 40 PM , was it a hospital you were at 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ripstanley 4414 Posted January 3 Popular Post Share Posted January 3 There is a thread running I think it is called "worst joke ever 2022" Ask the mods to move your post there. 2 3 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ozimoron 22527 Posted January 3 Popular Post Share Posted January 3 (edited) 1 minute ago, Mac Mickmanus said: How come the doctor was open that late at night ? Doctors don't often work at 11 40 PM , was it a hospital you were at It was probably a bar where the girls dress up as nurses and he was too plastered to notice. Edited January 3 by ozimoron 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
4MyEgo 24267 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 7 minutes ago, steven100 said: I went to see my Dr late yesterday ..... After the examinatination he came out and whispered quitely .... I'll tell you, you don't have much time .... being seriously concerned , I said why ' what is it ? he said ..... bar closes in 20 minutes ! You had me 🙂 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoner 10000 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 2 minutes ago, ozimoron said: It was probably a bar where the girls dress up as nurses and he was too plastered to notice. yes lets keep the narrative going they were female. don't want him doing anything drastic. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 32664 Posted January 3 Author Share Posted January 3 2 minutes ago, ozimoron said: It was probably a bar where the girls dress up as nurses and he was too plastered to notice. yeah that's the bar ' you've been there before I see. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozimoron 22527 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 Just now, steven100 said: yeah that's the bar ' you've been there before I see. I used to run a factory in the Philippines which made the uniforms for the bars there and adult shops in oz. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post steven100 32664 Posted January 3 Author Popular Post Share Posted January 3 4 minutes ago, ripstanley said: There is a thread running I think it is called "worst joke ever 2022" Ask the mods to move your post there. will do .... I thought we could use a laugh with all the bad news we see lately. 4 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salerno 7736 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 2 minutes ago, steven100 said: yeah that's the bar ' you've been there before I see. In Pulse again? 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozimoron 22527 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 Just now, Salerno said: In Pulse again? huh, My girlfriend told me she was a nurse. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwasaki 21047 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 27 minutes ago, ozimoron said: huh, My girlfriend told me she was a nurse. My girlfriend is a nurse. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaStrong 1213 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 Doctor said, "you don't have much time." I said, "you got the time?" Doc said, "you want some time?" I said, "time is all I have." Doc said, "no." "oh" Then the Doctor said, "Did you really just make up a horrible joke to throw salt in the wounds of people who read the initial joke?" "yes, is it a bad joke." "the worst" "good" "ok" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarteso 6844 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 (edited) 53 minutes ago, steven100 said: you don't have much time 🤔 Edited January 3 by Tarteso 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Farang 1560 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 Mocking is catching! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Bones 2884 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 1 hour ago, steven100 said: will do .... I thought we could use a laugh with all the bad news we see lately. Fair call Steven, some frivolity. I went to see the same Dr. He told me I need to get to a hospital now. I said "a hospital? What is it?" He said it's a big building with lots of patients, but that wasn't important right now.🙃🙃 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
3NUMBAS 2624 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 tell stickman Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanng khao 2321 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 Last time I was at the doctor's I told him I was turning into a pair of curtains, he said pull yourself together man .. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mac Mickmanus 16105 Posted January 3 Popular Post Share Posted January 3 I went to see a Doctor and he said the me "Mac, I got some bad news for you, you don't have long to live " "Oh no" , I said to the doctor " How long do I have left to live ?" He said "Ten" I said "What years? He looked at his watch and said "Nine..............Eight" 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peabody 947 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 I used the same doctor. Had a few tests run. He called me up and said "I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" Gimmee the good news first doc, gimmee the good news. "You've got 24 hours to live" he tells me. That's the good news!!?? What could be worse news than that?? . . . . . . . . "I forgot to call you yesterday" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew 28352 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 On 1/3/2023 at 8:28 PM, ozimoron said: I used to run a factory in the Philippines which made the uniforms for the bars there and adult shops in oz. And...? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozimoron 22527 Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 5 hours ago, NanLaew said: And...? Dunno, I forgot where I was going with this, it's been nearly a week. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LaosLover 2645 Posted January 9 Popular Post Share Posted January 9 I asked my brain surgeon of I'd be able to play the piano afterwards. He said yes. I said: "That's funny, I couldn't play it before." 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puccini 1784 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 On 1/3/2023 at 8:23 PM, Mac Mickmanus said: How come the doctor was open that late at night ? Doctors don't often work at 11 40 PM , was it a hospital you were at Perhaps the doctor said it at 1.40pm and the bars close from 2pm to 4pm Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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