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Thailand’s Health Security Office to give out 94.5m free condoms


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Posted (edited)

Where's the Que start.....

 

Must register for the poon tang app to get your free condoms...

Edited by ThailandRyan
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Posted
11 hours ago, ThailandRyan said:

And it's not even April fools day yet.

But Valentines day is just around the corner.. never miss a golden opportunity.

Posted
35 minutes ago, hotchilli said:

But Valentines day is just around the corner.. never miss a golden opportunity.

But April Showers bring may flowers not Golden showers

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16 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

plans to distribute 94.5 million condoms, free of charge, to gold health card holders of “reproductive age”

And those who must use it will never use or just use them as balloons ????

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2 hours ago, The Theory said:

And those who must use it will never use or just use them as balloons ????

A friend of my wife (a teenage schoolgirl) was staying with us for a while. Her school shoes were grubby so I offered her our shoe polish. She declined and took a condom out of her bag, opened it and proceeded to clean her shoes with it. Apparently the lubricant was just right for getting a good shine.

 

Presumably the condoms were given out at school as part of a sex education lesson. I guess lesson 2 would be telling the pupils what they were really for! 

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I sed them every day for a month or so in Bangkok back in 1993. I had an ingrowing toenail that had to be dressed every day.

 

The condoms were a perfect fit for my big toe to cover the dressing when I had a shower to keep the dressing dry. 

 

The company wouldn't sign them off as legitimate expenses though.

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56 minutes ago, Burma Bill said:

Sign by vending machine???

 

Do you come here often Meaning - YouTube

There was a young man from Tashkent who's tool was excidently bent

To save himself trouble he stuffed it in double and instead of coming he went.

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2 hours ago, Burma Bill said:

Sign by vending machine???

 

Do you come here often Meaning - YouTube

The best graffiti I saw on a condom vending machine was the felt tip pen scrawl

'This is the worst chewing gum I have ever tasted'

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