ozimoron Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 (edited) 7 minutes ago, BangkokReady said: Couple of questions, apologise in advance if they're a little personal. 1, Aren't you bothered by having a wet anus (plus whatever else gets splashed, crack, cheeks, balls, etc..) That's why God made towels. And toilet paper if one is out. It's very rare for me to need a number 2 when out. 7 minutes ago, BangkokReady said: 2, Do you go "fingers in" with the non-gun hand? Only if I need to. Mostly they're so perfect that I don't even need to wipe. Edited February 5, 2023 by ozimoron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangkokReady Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 4 minutes ago, ozimoron said: That's why God made towels. And toilet paper if one is out. It's very rare for me to need a number 2 when out. Only if I need to. Mostly they're so perfect that I don't even need to wipe. Sounds like you're living the dream! (Poop-wise.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobandyson Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 12 hours ago, carlyai said: I'm right handed. So are the majority of Thais. I've never seen a bum gun or a water-scooper located on the left of a toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobandyson Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 4 hours ago, BangkokReady said: Do you go "fingers in" with the non-gun hand? Only when having to use the water-scoop method. Here's why I don't like using paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunLA Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 7 hours ago, bobandyson said: Only when having to use the water-scoop method. Here's why I don't like using paper. Title of that vid tells me I don't need to watch ... Muslims ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marin Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 On 2/5/2023 at 12:03 PM, Don Chance said: I don't know about Thailand but i know in subcontinent it is not used like this. People wet their left hand with soap and water and wash themselves. I don't see this pressure washer as a good idea. You have to be kidding me. Funniest response in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaosLover Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 On 2/5/2023 at 12:25 PM, 1FinickyOne said: I have them in my home, but I don't understand how to use it.. I would think that the spray has got to ricochet off cheeks and get all over the place. Back in the states, I loved to power wash. Hitting a stain from various oblique angles and pressure settings is a mini-art, like peeling sunburn is. I bring that same technique closer to home. I like to follow up with a maxi-blast right at the sphincter. I can usually coax out an extra mini-dribble. Follow that with a gentle dab without much showing on the tissue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibeachlovers Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 On 2/5/2023 at 11:26 PM, Don Chance said: That's the hand you eat isn't it? Western people use forks so they don't have to put their fingers in their mouth. Asians have chopsticks. Anyway, sensible people wash their hands before eating. Hepatitis is no fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 On 2/5/2023 at 12:11 PM, Liverpool Lou said: It's no more a "pressure washer" than the shower head or tap! Depends on your local water pressure???? I've got one that could bring tears to your eyes if you weren't used to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 On 2/5/2023 at 9:24 PM, BangkokReady said: 1, Aren't you bothered by having a wet anus (plus whatever else gets splashed, crack, cheeks, balls, etc..) No. Better than the alternative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n00dle Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 On 2/5/2023 at 2:02 PM, carlyai said: I'm right handed. ???? The cultural assumption is that most people are right handed. that is why they use their left hand to clean their buttholes and the right hand for eating. In Thailand and many asian countries it is considered very rude to use your left hand to hand people things because that is the hand you use to clean your bits. it is a belief that seems to be waning 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 On 2/5/2023 at 12:37 PM, MrJ2U said: Get a bidet! Best thing since sliced bread. Who’s cleaning their ar$e with sliced bread ?? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GroveHillWanderer Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 On 2/5/2023 at 5:26 PM, Don Chance said: That's the hand you eat isn't it? Even if it was (and there are things called eating utensils, you know) you should always wash your hands thoroughly after going to the toilet, and before preparing or eating food anyway. Don't you do so? As we learned during Covid (if we didn't know already) 20 seconds of thorough hand-washing with soap and water is enough to kill pretty much any germs you might have on your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaoboi Bebobp Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 I use some paper at the beginning to get a "reading" of conditions and wrap-up with a paper test of my cleansing efforts. This is always at home. I agree. Bum guns rule! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Chance Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 1 hour ago, n00dle said: The cultural assumption is that most people are right handed. that is why they use their left hand to clean their buttholes and the right hand for eating. In Thailand and many asian countries it is considered very rude to use your left hand to hand people things because that is the hand you use to clean your bits. it is a belief that seems to be waning That just proves my point. Asian do not use the sprayer like a power washer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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