Did You Ever Mistakenly Oft Try to Impress Your Newly-found Pattaya GF through Recitation of Lines from Shakespeare, in the Bar?

[GammaGlobulin]

Dear Friends,

 

And then, once you got her home, and after you married her, did she quickly lose all interest in Literature?

 

You may have already noticed that girls in the bar, while in the bar, and before you got married, were so much more attentive to your masculine needs, sucky-sucky, etc.

 

But then, after she tied the marriage knot on you, then she seemed to drift away, day by day, until you were eventually left high and dry, and wondering what hit you, and completely nonplussed about what you ever saw in her, anyway.

 

There is a sort of ChengYu (a four-word sort of idiom) in Chinese.

 

It goes like this:

 

If a Fish and a Bird fell in love, in a Pattaya bar, then…

How could they NOT reasonably expect to spend the rest of their lives in a bird bath?

 

I know this result is often true.

 

But, I am just wondering if Shakespeare already wrote about this dynamic, many years ago.

 

Years ago, we once spoke about Sing-Song girls, and Flower Girls.

 

Who amongst us does not LOVE the term, Sing-Song Girl?

 

I have spent much of my life with Sing-Song girls, and it’s been OK for me, at least; I have zero regrets.

 

I guess you don’t know too much about Flower Girls, right?

 

My advice is to:   Keep thy foot out of brothels. And do not dip your wick, with abandon.

 

My only regret is that I never dipped my wick in HK.

 

=====

 

Have you dipped your wick in HK?

Years ago?

 

What was it really like, back in the day?

 

Regards,

Gamma

 

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

Back in the day, in HK, the girls I knew were purer than the driven snow.

 

I prefer nice girls.

 

What about you?

[save the frogs]

don't know if your mother ever warned you, gamma.

but you need to watch out for this type of girl.

 

watch out boy she'll chew you up

 

 

[nigelforbes]

I spent 5 years in HK, I know chapter and verse about candle making. All I can say about this is, what goes on tour, stays on tour. 

[GammaGlobulin]

23 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

don't know if your mother ever warned you, gamma.

but you need to watch out for this type of girl.

 

watch out boy she'll chew you up

 

 

NICE ONE!

 

I LOVE Daryl's House....

 

THANKS!!!

 

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

 

[GammaGlobulin]

 

NICE!

 

 

Edited February 14, 2023 by GammaGlobulin

[GammaGlobulin]

I KNOW you do not know what I am yapping about.

 

But, I am yapping about Educating Rita.

 

You guys just do not "GET it", hard as I try to Clue you in.

 

NOW!

Do you get it?

 

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

I know that many of you guys think that you can create a sow's purse from a pig's ear, just by visiting a bar in S.E. Asia.

 

But, this is just not possible, and Pygmalion is just a play.

 

There is absolutely NO WAY I would ever marry a bar girl.

 

So then, why should you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

[BananaStrong]

looking at the YouTube videos here, I'm shocked these guys are single!!!!!     lol

 

My pattaya gf's great, great, great, great grandmother's great grandmother wasn't born when those songs came out.    My gf's 35.

 

I said Shakespeare and she said, "No pear here, but apple you ok?"

 

magic

[Social Media]

2 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I know that many of you guys think that you can create a sow's purse from a pig's ear, just by visiting a bar in S.E. Asia.

 

But, this is just not possible, and Pygmalion is just a play.

 

There is absolutely NO WAY I would ever marry a bar girl.

 

So then, why should you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nah its "white Knight syndrome" saving the lady from the streets etc, taking her out of it and giving her a "life".The white knight charging in !

 

'Pretty Woman " syndrome derived from the movie of that name Rich guys "saves" prostitute, same thing.

. ????

[GammaGlobulin]

Anyway, as I say....

 

Anytime I think of Cross-cultural Lovebirds, in Asia, I immediately recall to mind the loving relationship between Claire Chennault and his wife.

 

 

 

 

 

Such a beauty!

 

NICE!

 

 

[Boomer6969]

Never had a Pattaya girl friend.  And I have no idea who Shakespeare was. But it is Arthur Rimbaud who lead me to debauchery amidst the paddy fields.

[GammaGlobulin]

32 minutes ago, Boomer6969 said:

Never had a Pattaya girl friend.  And I have no idea who Shakespeare was. But it is Arthur Rimbaud who lead me to debauchery amidst the paddy fields.

 

丁锦昊到此一游

 "Ding Jinhao was here"

 

 

 

Edited February 14, 2023 by GammaGlobulin

[GammaGlobulin]

Anyway, as I have always said:

 

Defacement of historic structures, such as the Sphynx, even temples, such as the one in Luxor, is no more than just proof that Entropy is real.

 

The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics is REAL!, Baby.

 

Entropy is what our world is all about.

 

We are ALL just WINDING DOWN, but you are not able to see it so easily.

 

Think of yourselves as not much more than a PERFECT Swiss Watch with ever-diminishing energy to keep yourselves going.

 

Inevitably, our world just keeps on getting COLDER, every moment of our lives.

 

This is TRUE, Baby!

 

Have you found a perpetual motion machine, so far?

 

No?

 

Why?

 

You KNOW why!

 

EVERYTHING is just Slowing Down, Baby....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

In the grand scheme of our lives,

 

Everything is about ORDER and DISORDER.

 

Are you, at the very least, able to grasp this simple but overriding imperative?

 

 

 

[1FinickyOne]

2 hours ago, BananaStrong said:

My gf's 35.

And how old is her customer? 

[zzaa09]

3 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Back in the day, in HK, the girls I knew were purer than the driven snow.

 

I prefer nice girls.

 

What about you?

Heh.

Sucker....

????

[worgeordie]

I think this post "Is much ado about nothing " , 

 

regards worgeordie

[save the frogs]

3 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

There is absolutely NO WAY I would ever marry a bar girl.

 

So then, why should you?

yes, you can gamma.

just make sure to close all the honky tonks first.

 

 

[Celsius]

As is anyone here could recite Shakespeare

[1FinickyOne]

 

[GammaGlobulin]

34 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

yes, you can gamma.

just make sure to close all the honky tonks first.

 

 

I will never, again, enter into an intimate relationship with any woman who is not willing to wear a chastity belt, 24/7.

 

Far better to cuckold others, than to be cuckolded oneself. 

 

Women are never satisfied with just one man. NEVER. 

 

THIS is why I prefer to consort with married women. 

 

 

 

 

Edited February 15, 2023 by GammaGlobulin

[GammaGlobulin]

From my experience, neurosurgeons' wives are the easiest to make friends with. 

 

Like shooting fish in a barrel. 

 

 

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

1 minute ago, GammaGlobulin said:

From my experience, neurosurgeons' wives are the easiest to make friends with. 

 

Like shooting fish in a barrel. 

 

 

 

 

Still, adultery is immoral, and too much filled with drama. 

 

Therefore, ever since arriving in Thailand, I have rejected my past adulterous ways, and have become completely celibate. 

 

Just as President Carter admitted, I still lust after married women. However, I will never act on these baser urges. 

 

I will, never again, ask another man's wife to wash my dishes in her kitchen sink, no matter how attractive her plumbing. 

 

 

[Woof999]

 

2b or not 2b ?

[save the frogs]

48 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Women are never satisfied with just one man. NEVER. 

so your troubled past with women finally comes out.

 

that's why now you decided to be a pest on internet forums. 

 

[ArnieP]

Thankfully I have GG on my ignore list (in fact the only person) therefore  I don’t have to suffer any of this codswallop!

[KhunLA]

'et tu biatch' ... comes to mind ????

 

Though probably won't impress her.

Edited February 15, 2023 by KhunLA

[GammaGlobulin]

52 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

so your troubled past with women finally comes out.

 

that's why now you decided to be a pest on internet forums. 

 

I do not avoid women, Mandrake...But I do deny them my essence. 

 

Nor, will I allow these girls to sap and impurify all of my precious bodily fluids.