War of the willies!

[Social Media]

The countries with the world's largest penises have been revealed, but it's bad news if you are from the US or the United Kingdom.

 

On average, men who live in Ecuador and Cameroon have the biggest members, with penises measuring nearly seven inches (17cm) from the root to the tip of the head when erect.

 

The US and UK didn't even make the top 50, with America languishing at 60th with men having an average size of 5.4in (13.5cm) — nearly a third shorter. Britain was in 68th place, with a penis size of 5.2in (13.1cm).

 

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[nikmar]

where was Japan?

[Reginald Prewster]

I got one like a horse...

 

Not so big but so dirty.. 

[pgrahmm]

That's only 6.7" ???

[2baht]

26 minutes ago, nikmar said:

where was Japan?

Looking back at the US and UK! ????

[Crossy]

It's not the size of the waves ...

 

[brianthainess]

Old news again. I thought I was from the UK but apparently I'm from Cameroon.  

[Lacessit]

Always knew Australia was ahead of the US and UK.

[Goat]

2 hours ago, Social Media said:

The US and UK didn't even make the top 50, with America languishing at 60th with men having an average size of 5.4in (13.5cm) — nearly a third shorter. Britain was in 68th place, with a penis size of 5.2in (13.1cm)

Is that why they are always so angry?

 

Small d... syndrome?

[EVENKEEL]

Hola......

[gargamon]

1 hour ago, Sticky Rice Balls said:

the thai ladies call me "Jumbo"

That's not because of your penis size... 

[gargamon]

I guess that explains all the Harley Davidson riders in the US. 

[scottiejohn]

28 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Always knew Australia was ahead of the US and UK.

I always thought the Ozzie's were bigger d!cks than the rest, now we have proof!

????

[Lacessit]

1 hour ago, scottiejohn said:

I always thought the Ozzie's were bigger d!cks than the rest, now we have proof!

????

I knew that was coming.

A pity the Scots didn't get a separate statistic, all that icy wind whistling up their kilts. Probably knocked down the average for the UK.

[scottiejohn]

34 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

A pity the Scots didn't get a separate statistic, all that icy wind whistling up their kilts. 

Makes them stronger and bigger!

Remember what they say "There is nothing worn under a Scotsman's kilt; it is all in perfect working order!

Edited June 16, 2023 by scottiejohn

[Isaan sailor]

When I used to ride the subway in NYC, I was often the tallest guy at 6’1” in a crowded car.  Given the melting pot status (aka Sanctuary City) of major American cities, I’m not surprised by these results.

[djayz]

Wonder how many of the ASEAN Now members from the LGBTQ parade are looking at visa options for Ecuador and Cameroon right now? ????

[bobandyson]

5 hours ago, Social Media said:

On average, men who live in Ecuador and Cameroon have the biggest members,

Honey!!! Get packing. We're going to Ecuador or Cameroon to live. Must be something in the air there.

[scottiejohn]

28 minutes ago, djayz said:

Wonder how many of the ASEAN Now members from the LGBTQ parade are looking at visa options for Ecuador and Cameroon right now? ????

What about the "straight" female members of the AN community?

They might (re)considering their options also!

[bobandyson]

4 hours ago, Crossy said:

It's not the size of the waves ...

It's not how deep you fish that matters, it's how you wiggle your worm that counts.

[Hummin]

It is no shame to be average, as long you know how to use it ????

 

[sammieuk1]

Boris is now a columnist at the Daily Mail under the ghost name of Richard Head? looks like he may have started early ????

[NanLaew]

1 hour ago, Lacessit said:

I knew that was coming.

A pity the Scots didn't get a separate statistic, all that icy wind whistling up their kilts. Probably knocked down the average for the UK.

 

[gamb00ler]

5 hours ago, Sticky Rice Balls said:

Id post mine up here but the Thai Penal Code forbids me.......the thai ladies call me "Jumbo" ????

I thought the same but it turns out they were saying Dumbo with a bad accent.

[bignok]

4 hours ago, Goat said:

Is that why they are always so angry?

 

Small d... syndrome?

Explains the behaviour in bars.

[Lacessit]

9 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

Makes them stronger and bigger!

Remember what they say "There is nothing worn under a Scotsman's kilt; it is all in perfect working order!

I can say without fear of contradiction by any scientist the vast majority of materials expand with heat, and contract with cold. Willies are no exception.

It's probably where the expression "the wandering Scot" came from. Emigrating Scots found living in warmer places made them bigger.

Australia is hot, which is why we are 20 places ahead of you guys.

BTW, I do have Scots ancestry. Clan of Ross and Cromarty.

Edited June 16, 2023 by Lacessit

[stoner]

hello to my fellow canadians out there. and shout out to our little brothers across the pond and down south. 

 

 

[Paddy 696]

15 hours ago, gargamon said:

I guess that explains all the Harley Davidson riders in the US. 

Yes compensation for Wee Willy! 

[Maybole]

Obviously measured English men only.

Scotsmen are recommended to get circumcised before donning a Kilt.

[scottiejohn]

4 minutes ago, Maybole said:

Scotsmen are recommended to get circumcised before donning a Kilt.

Why?

Do you think we look too well endowed already?

Remember as I posted earlier there is nothing worn (out) under our kilts! (except possibly by over use!)