Sticky Rice Balls Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 19 hours ago, gamb00ler said: I thought the same but it turns out they were saying Dumbo with a bad accent. you would think but its actually the elephantiasis..trying out some new creams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maybole Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Obviously measured English men only. Scotsmen are recommended to get circumcised before donning a Kilt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 4 minutes ago, Maybole said: Scotsmen are recommended to get circumcised before donning a Kilt. Why? Do you think we look too well endowed already? Remember as I posted earlier there is nothing worn (out) under our kilts! (except possibly by over use!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StayinThailand2much Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 On 6/16/2023 at 2:50 PM, nikmar said: where was Japan? Well ahead of Thailand... ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorecard Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 On 6/16/2023 at 8:31 PM, scottiejohn said: What about the "straight" female members of the AN community? They might (re)considering their options also! Many str8 females (many countries) head for Bali to find a Bali beach boy holiday bf. I read this is popular with Australian, Japanese, Korean females and many from Europe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pomchop Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Maybe that is why so many feel the need to have an ak-47 to show what a real man they are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 On 6/16/2023 at 4:33 PM, Sticky Rice Balls said: Id post mine up here but the Thai Penal Code forbids me.......the thai ladies call me "Jumbo" ???? That's not how you spell 'penile code' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Rice Balls Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 18 hours ago, StreetCowboy said: That's not how you spell 'penile code' google translate has let me down again! ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwaibill Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 …when erect. Aye, there’s the rub! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rwill Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 The average vagina is about 3" in length. So we should all be fine. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookett Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 (edited) On 6/16/2023 at 3:33 PM, Sticky Rice Balls said: Id post mine up here but the Thai Penal Code forbids me.......the thai ladies call me "Jumbo" ???? ...because you've been replaced by a bigger one ???? Edited June 23, 2023 by pookett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phitsanulokjohn Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 I got 12 inches,but don't use it as a rule. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phitsanulokjohn Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 (edited) They say the Mexicans are big boys,but they keep it under their hat. Edited June 23, 2023 by phitsanulokjohn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inepto Cracy Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 Aye being a Scot myself and having worn a kilt since the age of 7, there are two things that need clarification. 1. The cold winds do not blow up under the kilt, that's why we wear them to keep warm. Sometimes we wish we had a cooling breeze. 2. Whats worn under the kilt, my answers are either, if a good young lass asks, I normally say, Mam give me your hand? If a man asks, my answer is, lipstick of course. Lastly, as the true Scots say, 'Tis nae the length nor the breadth that counts, but the squirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Rice Balls Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 48 minutes ago, pookett said: ...because you've been replaced by a bigger one ???? its not the size of your dinghy its the motion of the ocean! ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandtee Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 On 6/16/2023 at 4:20 PM, Crossy said: It's not the size of the waves ... As the songs says.'It ain't what you do, but the way that you do it.' Maybe 'It ain't what you got, but the way that you use it,' applies here.???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwak250 Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 On 6/16/2023 at 4:44 PM, Lacessit said: Always knew Australia was ahead of the US and UK. How would you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burma Bill Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 which "prick" researched this rubbish?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khunPer Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 You Brit and US fellow, "always look at bright side of life": Thailand is stated as only 4.51 inches...???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 41 minutes ago, kwak250 said: How would you know? Half the time, the Brits and Yanks can't even see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharp Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 Yeah but I'm identifying as a Cameroon man.(from now on) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hummin Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Gandtee said: As the songs says.'It ain't what you do, but the way that you do it.' Maybe 'It ain't what you got, but the way that you use it,' applies here.???? Personality, age, shape, awesome, great, financial secured, social, so many things that needs to match before your size of willy matters. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketDog Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 On 6/16/2023 at 2:50 PM, Reginald Prewster said: I got one like a horse... Not so big but so dirty.. Don't the four legs and hooves get in the way? I assume you are fitted with a custom saddle as well. Does it like carrots and apples or only peaches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toby1947 Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 I once spoke to a very attractive young lady who had researched this at university, finding Scots men and American Red Indians rated numbers 1&2. On departing she asked my name, I replied Tonto McTavish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toby1947 Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 I once spoke to a very attractive young lady who had researched this at university, finding Scots men and American Red Indians rated numbers 1&2. On departing she asked my name, I replied Tonto McTavish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tandor Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 On 6/16/2023 at 2:50 PM, nikmar said: where was Japan? abstained 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herfiehandbag Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 On 6/16/2023 at 7:31 PM, scottiejohn said: Makes them stronger and bigger! Remember what they say "There is nothing worn under a Scotsman's kilt; it is all in perfect working order! And of course " if it's a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropposurfer Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 On 6/16/2023 at 8:02 PM, gargamon said: I guess that explains all the Harley Davidson riders in the US. yeah overcompensation mak mak ???????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inepto Cracy Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 One of my friends saw his doctor the other day and he had to tell her that one of his concerns was that when he looked down at his feet, he could not see his little fella. She looked at him and said, " Diet". His reply was great, he asked her what colour she thought would look good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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