Popular Post GammaGlobulin Posted June 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 17, 2023 Dear Friends, I don't know much about anything. But, recently, my neighbor gave me two large mangoes. Would you say this is just a gesture of neighborly goodwill? Or, might she be telegraphing some hidden meaning using her fruit as a metaphor? Personally, I have always been sort of on the right side of ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder), like Musk. Sometimes, when women come on to me, I just don't get the signal, and resultantly fail to hook up. Musk has admitted that he is an Asperger, although, no doubt, a high-functioning Asperger. Still, I now have these two large mangoes in my fridge. What should I do? Thank you. Regards, 1 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gsxrnz Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Sell the fridge with mangos in situ. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marin Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Guess you are a noob. As Louis Armstrong said, "If ya gotta ask you will never know". Thai hospitality. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post worgeordie Posted June 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 17, 2023 32 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said: What should I do? Eat the Mangoes and stop fantasising , I am sure she has no interest in you at all , and is just been a good neighbour getting rid of mangoes ,as there is a glut of them at the moment...... regards Worgeordie 5 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoner Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 do they feel like sandbags ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 make a mango salad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NativeBob Posted June 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 17, 2023 Unfortunate single lady (30+) keeps giving me bananas. In bulk: huge branch (shaft?) of bananas. But she also has a persian cat with cohones removed and that's scares me. What should I do? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted June 17, 2023 Author Share Posted June 17, 2023 6 minutes ago, worgeordie said: Eat the Mangoes and stop fantasising , I am sure she has no interest in you at all , and is just been a good neighbour getting rid of mangoes ,as there is a glut of them at the moment...... regards Worgeordie Sorry. Did you say a GLUT of mangoes? Most guys would say a DEARTH. 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albaby Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 31 minutes ago, marin said: Guess you are a noob. As Louis Armstrong said, "If ya gotta ask you will never know". Thai hospitality. Actually it's a Masonic signal, Thais don't shake hands, so you can't give the secret handshake. If a Mason gives you 2 mango's and you are a Mason, you would give them 2 bananas to confirm. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post worgeordie Posted June 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 17, 2023 50 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said: Sorry. Did you say a GLUT of mangoes? Most guys would say a DEARTH. I am not most guys ...... regards Worgeordie 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorecard Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Gsxrnz said: Sell the fridge with mangos in situ. Or eat the fridge and the mangos. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StayinThailand2much Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 1 hour ago, worgeordie said: Eat the Mangoes and stop fantasising , I am sure she has no interest in you at all , and is just been a good neighbour getting rid of mangoes (...) I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Eat them in good health. However, be aware Adam was tempted by Eve in the Garden of Eden with an apple, and history repeats itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stocky Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said: Did you say a GLUT of mangoes? Most guys would say a DEARTH. I'd say antonym Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chalawaan Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Yes! He/she wants you to shake their tree baby! Giving you a complete papaya salad means they are making you honorary Godfather to their Buffalo, the gift that will never stop giving -giving them your fortune till the Buffalo dies. Then you'll be ceremonially sewn up inside it's carcass while alive, and cremated with it. It's the highest honour a foriegner can receive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuang Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 You are really a funny guy ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickleberry Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Lacessit said: Eat them in good health. However, be aware Adam was tempted by Eve in the Garden of Eden with an apple, and history repeats itself. History? Which planet are you living on... the bible is not a history book, it's a rather dry version of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeCross Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 hope not the farmer next door left two pineapples on the wall last harvest! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 1 minute ago, Brickleberry said: History? Which planet are you living on... the bible is not a history book, it's a rather dry version of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter. I seem to be living on a planet with more than its fair share of a##eholes. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieKo Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 So next time you go to the local market, buy some fruit, and give your neighbour some of that fruit. Then see her reaction. Then you will know if she is sending you a signal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingdongrb Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 14 minutes ago, CharlieKo said: So next time you go to the local market, buy some fruit, and give your neighbour some of that fruit. Then see her reaction. Then you will know if she is sending you a signal! Better yet, visit a local butcher and take her back a huge salami or sausage. That should get a reaction better than any piece of fruit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
save the frogs Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 5 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said: Or, might she be telegraphing some hidden meaning using her fruit as a metaphor? If it was a banana, I would say it's a phallic metaphor. Not sure what to make of mangoes though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
save the frogs Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 4 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said: Most guys would say a DEARTH. a flock of mangoes, isn't it? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
save the frogs Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, worgeordie said: I am not most guys ...... regards Worgeordie Worgeordie is not like everybody else. once he gets started, he goes to town. Edited June 17, 2023 by save the frogs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
save the frogs Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 52 minutes ago, Brickleberry said: History? Which planet are you living on... the bible is not a history book, it's a rather dry version of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter. The Bible is metaphorical, just like those mangoes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rwill Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 mamuang khu - a pair of mangoes. Older women give you 2 payapas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreverlomsak Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 wait for the lovely bunch of coconuts to make an appearance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzaa09 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 5 hours ago, marin said: Guess you are a noob. As Louis Armstrong said, "If ya gotta ask you will never know". Thai hospitality. Indeed. Too many don't recognize such natural acts. They're not accustomed to these types of instinctive social extensions from where they come from. Aloof Farang locales. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gottfrid Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Lacessit said: I seem to be living on a planet with more than its fair share of a##eholes. Yes, sir! We do our best for you to fit in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianthainess Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Obviously She wants to have your children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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