Bangkok rescue team pulls off penis ring after Thai man makes prick of himself

[Aussie999]

48 minutes ago, Almer said:

Do they really have a problem with size

A couple of years back, a Thai professor, did some research, average Thai penis 4.5 inches.

[Aussie999]

16 minutes ago, DjSilver said:

Land of insecure small dicks 🤣

Well, that's a good description of most Thai males.

[Grumpy one]

A sharp knife could have cured this fool's problem for life  

[ronster]

Don't know if the whole thing is just embarrassing beyond belief or multiplied several fold by the woman rescuer helping cut it off  ! 🤣🙈

[Dmaxdan]

1 hour ago, Dazinoz said:

There used to be a TV ad for Colgate Toothpaste "get that ring of confidence". I guess he was very confident.

Hence the old joke about a man who mixed up to toothpaste with the hemorrhoid cream and woke up with a lovely ring of confidence.

[1happykamper]

Micro surgery for sure. Made a dick of himself. Good one 🤣🤣🤣

[Toby1947]

Should have got in touch with me, could have had a few inches of my recently performed 14 inch reduction 😅🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😂

[chuang]

Half idiot Half moron..

[parallelman]

1 hour ago, Kenneth White said:

I can't stop laughing. 🤣 11 penis rings. Be happy with what you have and get on with your life.

I was at the car service station earlier (brake light problem) and I read this on my phone while waiting. I too laughed and other customers there looked at me.

[sikishrory]

Theres no limit to the media embarrasing people here is there. Yeh his face is blurred but how about a little respect for the guy. 

[Korat Kiwi]

1 minute ago, sikishrory said:

Theres no limit to the media embarrasing people here is there. Yeh his face is blurred but how about a little respect for the guy. 

And respect for the 'little' guy as well. 

[Ebumbu]

Fortunately, the ER team had a plasma welder. 

[newbee2022]

Obviously not successful but painful and also embarrassing 🙏

[KannikaP]

56 minutes ago, Pla Simon said:

 

Inadequate bloodflow to the brain, by the sound of it...

Brain?

[KannikaP]

53 minutes ago, Aussie999 said:

A couple of years back, a Thai professor, did some research, average Thai penis 4.5 inches.

Is that with a lob on?

[Patanawet]

2 hours ago, XB12X said:

I'm surprised he could fit eleven on it.

Oh really. Have you seen it with no photo mosaicking? OR just making a cretinous, un funny comment?

[Patanawet]

1 hour ago, Aussie999 said:

Well, that's a good description of most Thai males.

Personally, I don't know MOST Thai males but I'll take your personal word for it.

[Foxx]

2 hours ago, harleyclarkey said:

Tell me....how do you think you could enlarge your dick with 11 tight rings around it? Was he trying to extend it -  then less circumference.? 

Stupid idiot. 

 

But it worked.  Apparently the rings caused "severe swelling".

[barrybike]

Tried his best to get bigger for his younger Gik 😀

[Kinok Farang]

Lucky bxxxard,i can only fit 3 on mine.

[Kinok Farang]

2 hours ago, HappyExpat57 said:

Q: How does a real man bring a woman to orgasm?

 

A: Who cares?

 

No need for enlarging MY pillar of passion, it suits me fine.

I hope you are both happy together.

[HugoFastor]

 

https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php
 

Surprised the guy had enough real estate to wrap 11 of anything around his unit. Thailand ranks 93 out of 97 countries on the above link. Thus, the subject of penis size appears to be a rather "small" matter in Thailand. So nothing that is going to keep anyone awake at night.

[Dolf]

2 hours ago, steven100 said:

he's only 30yrs old .... but can't actually see too much from the photo.

You want to perve on him?

[rwill]

Should have used a cutting torch...

[Muhendis]

cancelled

 

 

Edited March 15 by Muhendis
Cancelled IP

[ABCDBKK]

The guy was suffering from "are you in yet syndrome" and was trying to "stiffen up" his game. 🤣

[Chongalulu]

3 hours ago, khunpin said:

Obviously a typical Thai shorty. 

Normally my ... can carry 18 or sometimes even 19 of those thin rings. 😉🤦🏼‍♂️🤫555

It's the other rings you've had on it that worry me.... 😨

[Chongalulu]

He said he was just trying to ring the changes...

[brianthainess]

5 hours ago, nauseus said:

Dick Draper?

It was nearly Dick Curtains. 

[jonbsails]

5 hours ago, nauseus said:

Dick Draper?

Big Mike "Obama", after 8 years of seeing Barry ruin America was asked "why don't YOU want to be President?" Big Mike said....."I did NOT like the way his dictate."