I am sitting here having my coffee and arguing with idiots in this forum. 

Definition of Idiots: anyone who disagrees with me, and some who agree  but I don't like them anyway. 

anyway I don't want to get of topic and have this tread become stupid. 

I am looking out the front door that leads to the upstairs balcony, and the wife as sweeping the stairs. 

So far so good. 

but she is standing  on the step below the step she is currently sweeping.  Me not wanting to be lazy and

like a good husband .wanting to help her, I tell her that she should be standing on the step above the one

she is sweeping so  that all the dirt does non blow on her. 

The.......... (insert word the starts with a B and rhymes with witch)  flashed me the middle finger. 

So what do you think? should I divorce the .............(insert word the starts with a B and rhymes with witch)

 

Tell her you are going to hire a farang maid who wears a bikini while doing the housecleaning. 

 

 

17 minutes ago, sirineou said:

Me not wanting to be lazy and

like a good husband .wanting to help her,

 

...you did it yourself?

6 minutes ago, bendejo said:

Tell her you are going to hire a farang maid who wears a bikini while doing the housecleaning. 

 

 

I don't see why she would not like that.  Not only she will be happy I stop bothering her, she wont have to do any work . 

I think a better idea might be if I threaten to wear a Borat style bikini around the house. 

No one wants to see that!!

Just now, JayClay said:

 

...you did it yourself?

Noo, I said "Not lazy" I did not say crazy!!

I am a big picture kind of guy,

by the way while we are on the subject does anyone know where I can buy a big picture in Khon Kaen?

2 minutes ago, sirineou said:

I don't see why she would not like that. 

 

Maybe explain to her what a Brazil Wax is.

 

3 minutes ago, sirineou said:

Noo, I said "Not lazy"

 

We clearly have different definitions of the concept of "not being lazy". And, indeed, what being "crazy" involves.

 

Good luck in your quest to teach her how to do things properly.

24 minutes ago, sirineou said:

I am sitting here having my coffee and arguing with idiots in this forum. 

Definition of Idiots: anyone who disagrees with me, and some who agree  but I don't like them anyway. 

anyway I don't want to get of topic and have this tread become stupid. 

I am looking out the front door that leads to the upstairs balcony, and the wife as sweeping the stairs. 

So far so good. 

but she is standing  on the step below the step she is currently sweeping.  Me not wanting to be lazy and

like a good husband .wanting to help her, I tell her that she should be standing on the step above the one

she is sweeping so  that all the dirt does non blow on her. 

The.......... (insert word the starts with a B and rhymes with witch)  flashed me the middle finger. 

So what do you think? should I divorce the .............(insert word the starts with a B and rhymes with witch)

 

You are the one who married her.

My one is different, she uses a vacuum cleaner.

 

 

27 minutes ago, sirineou said:

anyway I don't want to get of topic and have this tread become stupid.

It already has!

46 minutes ago, sirineou said:

I tell her that she should be standing on the step above the one

she is sweeping so  that all the dirt does non blow on her. 

The.......... (insert word the starts with a B and rhymes with witch)  flashed me the middle finger. 

 

This just sumarizes Thailand perfectly. 

 

Just tell her you will hire a Lao woman to clean the house.

She will go berserk, 100%.

24 minutes ago, zhounan said:

Just tell her you will hire a Lao woman to clean the house.

She will go berserk, 100%.

Of course I am kiddi g about the stairs. But she did give me the finger. 

You are not wrong about the "Lao Woman"  comment

I have told her to hire a village woman to come and clean. 

she said they would rob her blind. 

1 hour ago, JayClay said:

Good luck in your quest to teach her how to do things properly.

 

1 hour ago, KannikaP said:

It already has!

I meant stupiderer  

Sorry I had to use a technical erm on you 

4 hours ago, sirineou said:

I meant stupiderer  

Sorry I had to use a technical erm on you 

anyway I don't want to get of topic and have this tread become stupid.

4 hours ago, sirineou said:

 

Listen to the words of the song before simply quoting a title.

4 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

Listen to the words of the song before simply quoting a title.

So mean this is not going to be our song