I have 'stress'

[0ffshore360]

First concern could have been a return of the trash bag/bin ?

[ABCDBKK]

11 minutes ago, transam said:

Try April Fools' Day for an explanation..........🤭

I can accept your explanation of Bob being a fool, but to blame that on April, do you think that's fair? She prolly doesn't even know him. 

[marcho]

Geez, the poor gate. Did it cry. 

[ABCDBKK]

24 minutes ago, marcho said:

Geez, the poor gate. Did it cry. 

Gate PTSD innit mate. 

[thecyclist]

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

I've dealt with it all before mate.

 

Most thais that give it the big un with their mouths are actually spineless cowards.

 

Most that is, not all.

 

bob.

Yes, but they suddenly become  very courageous when it's 10 against one.

[Korat Kiwi]

Well if anything Bob,  you always get a reaction on AN. 

 

5 pages and still going strong. 

 

As they say *hit happens.  Deal with it and move on. 

 

If the drunkard hasn't returned (with his mates) within a few days I'd say you're in the clear. 

 

Keep Calm and have a beer! 

[ABCDBKK]

9 hours ago, bob smith said:

this morning when I was about to take out the trash I saw a thai person sitting in front of my gate.

he was actually leaning on the gate itself

 

I don't know who they were but he was sat down playing with his phone.

 

I polite asked him to move

which he did,

but he also swore at me in Thai and kicked my gate.

I think he may have been drunk.

 

just to be clear, this is a private residence and his back was leaning on my gate.

 

This whole situation has caused me a great deal of stress,

I hope I will be OK.

 

bob.

None of this ever happened. You got home after a heavy night on the piiss in Soi Tranny (Soi 6/1), then hit your head on the elevator door in your condo, and then, in your frustrated and drunken stooper, you decide to get on AN at 7 am in the morning to whinge and blame it all on some non-existent Thai guy before you passed out in your bed in your soiled boxers. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[scottiejohn]

6 hours ago, bob smith said:

'STOP THE BOATS!'

 

😄 😄 😄 

I think you misspelled that:

it should read; BRATS. 

[jvs]

26 minutes ago, Korat Kiwi said:

Well if anything Bob,  you always get a reaction on AN. 

 

5 pages and still going strong. 

 

As they say *hit happens.  Deal with it and move on. 

 

If the drunkard hasn't returned (with his mates) within a few days I'd say you're in the clear. 

 

Keep Calm and have a beer! 

Ok maybe

Bob is not so  paranoid about that any more but that does not mean the Thai guy and his mates are not out to get him!

 

 

[quake]

1 hour ago, TigerandDog said:

haven't seen you post any explanations as to why you're back, but I'm pretty sure that was all BS too, just like everything else you post..

It could all  be the same desk that Yinn sat at.

Maybe we should call it Team Dan, sorry, I meant  team bob. 

[AustinRacing]

You must live in a poor neighborhood if you got drunks leaning on your gate. 

[maxcorrigan]

I'm surprised Bob did'nt give him his afore mentioned "Bob Smith Stare" that would have frightened the life out of him, he woukd quickly have moved.

In fact i'm wondering if Chuck Norris has'nt heard of Bob's stare and how he would deal with it!

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, maxcorrigan said:

I'm surprised Bob did'nt give him his afore mentioned "Bob Smith Stare" that would have frightened the life out of him, he woukd quickly have moved.

In fact i'm wondering if Chuck Norris has'nt heard of Bob's stare and how he would deal with it!

I taught Chuck everything he knows.

 

bob.

[sipi]

Go sit on his gate, that'll teach him.

[jvs]

I woke up this morning and i saw this Thai person leaning on my gate!

Is there anyone here with a similar experience?

I was not going to kick someone and i did not even ask this person to move!

 

[sipi]

Pork rips

Triple A batteries 

Half cabbage 

Bottles of water

Shoe inserts 

[sipi]

Just now, sipi said:

Pork rips

Triple A batteries 

Half cabbage 

Bottles of water

Shoe inserts 

I've run out of cloud storage.

Just using Bob's threads as my shopping list. 

That's all they're good for.

[Mike Lister]

23 hours ago, jvs said:

I woke up this morning and i saw this Thai person leaning on my gate!

Is there anyone here with a similar experience?

I was not going to kick someone and i did not even ask this person to move!

 

I know that chap, he just got drafted into the army.

[scottiejohn]

1 hour ago, Mike Lister said:

I know that chap, he just got drafted into the army

The Salvation or Dad's Army?

[Dexxter]

On 4/4/2024 at 7:50 AM, bob smith said:

this morning when I was about to take out the trash I saw a thai person sitting in front of my gate.

he was actually leaning on the gate itself

 

I don't know who they were but he was sat down playing with his phone.

 

I polite asked him to move

which he did,

but he also swore at me in Thai and kicked my gate.

I think he may have been drunk.

 

just to be clear, this is a private residence and his back was leaning on my gate.

 

This whole situation has caused me a great deal of stress,

I hope I will be OK.

 

bob.

Are you Swiss? Did you kick him in he back?