That one Bar Girl who nets a 'Big Fish..'

[digbeth]

the ones who are here aren't as nasty as the ones that made it to the 'west' got a business, thai restaurant maybe, halfie kids that can't really speak Thai, the good ones exist but the bad ones over there are worse

[SAFETY FIRST]

6 minutes ago, bob smith said:

how big are ‘her’ feet?

 

bob.

Aaah, I thought that would get your attention.

 

We all know that you have a foot fetish. 🦶

 

 

[bob smith]

11 minutes ago, digbeth said:

the ones who are here aren't as nasty as the ones that made it to the 'west' got a business, thai restaurant maybe, halfie kids that can't really speak Thai, the good ones exist but the bad ones over there are worse

any idea why they are like that?

 

bob.

[thesetat2013]

17 hours ago, novacova said:

No sir-ree-Bob, have not and don’t plan on it.

 

btw, would you please put a shirt on and repost your avatar, besides looking like a baked lobster, it’s hard to look at. Thanks😊

His OP seems that he got rejected by her when he was there. So he posts his half naked photo here with high hopes to find another. 

There is a saying. You can take the girl out of the bar. But you cannot take the bar out of the girl.  

[Walker88]

Obviously, Bob’s post is a windup, but Bob…be careful…a reader might get confused as to whether you’re jealous of the guy’s wealth or the woman’s luck.

 

Also, being dropped off in a Merc is kind of low rent. It’s Rolls or Bentley or she might as well just take the BTS or a motorcycle taxi. Also, real wealth is when the Senior Salesman for Harry Winston flies into Thailand and motors up to the family hovel in Buriram to show her a new necklace with a string of painstakingly-sourced Kashmir sapphires, Mogok rubies or Muzo emeralds.

 

Dressing her in Chanel or Valentino is a must. I mean, how silly does it look if I’m wearing Brioni and Stefano Ricci, and she’s wearing what she bought at the sidewalk shop on the corner of Sukhumvit and Soi 4? Also, while Chanel is a giveaway simply by its look, ideally no logos are showing on anything. Logos are so wealthy-wannabe. Real wealth is more subtle.

 

The beauty of being uber wealthy is that not only can you do whatever you wish to whatever extent you want, you don’t give a flying eff what anyone else thinks. With a Gulfstream 800 you can land the most hi-so almost-a-virgin in all of Thailand. In fact, her mother forces the daughter upon you. Sadly, some of those hi-so types you really don’t want, as the gods often held back on the looks and physique. Lots of uber wealthy are short and pear-shaped Sino-Thai elites.

 

Good guys of modest means want a maid and cook in their partner. Bad guys with money want a sexual dynamo, because they’ve already got maids and cooks.

 

You can’t take it with you, but you can take her with you…..and her…..and her….

[ignore it]

Is there any way to attach a breathalyzer and keyboard lock system to a computer?

[Andycoops]

I know 1 in Udon Thani who married a Dutch millionaire and then divorced and is doing very nicely.

 

But actually is quite level headed and doesn't flaunt or flounce around at all, exception to the rule perhaps...

[Gottfrid]

19 hours ago, bob smith said:

I think the term is putting lipstick on a pig...

Yeah, but it ain´t that bad as long as it looks good and the pig is slim, well trained and firm.

[DaLa]

14 minutes ago, Andycoops said:

I know 1 in Udon Thani who married a Dutch millionaire and then divorced and is doing very nicely.

 

But actually is quite level headed and doesn't flaunt or flounce around at all, exception to the rule perhaps...

Some marriages just get clogged up with trivial matter and end amicably.

[NoshowJones]

19 hours ago, bob smith said:

I ain't putting a shirt on for no-one!

 

least of all you.

 

bobby. 

If you walk about like that in public you should be jailed.

[NoshowJones]

3 hours ago, WDSmart said:

I looked at @bob smith's avatar and didn't get hard. I wonder why it affects you like that... 

Probably puts him off his breakfast.

[Ralf001]

20 hours ago, bob smith said:

 

 

Have you ever met a bar girl lottery winner?

 

 

 

Nope, and I doubt you have either.

[bob smith]

15 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

 

Nope, and I doubt you have either.

I've actually met quite a few, as described in my OP.

 

How's work?

 

bob.

[ChaiyaTH]

20 hours ago, bob smith said:

But when she opens her mouth.....

It's like a sewer grid being flung open.

the way she talks,

what she says..

utter crass, as cheap as they come.

Yeah sometimes it hurts my ears, for real. These ladies are the worst, when they start wearing the gold and stuff. If you actually understand Thai, it's even 3 times worse. The irony is that these types usually end up being in the exact same position as we are: they need to buy drinks now.

Edited Saturday at 04:17 AM by ChaiyaTH

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, ChaiyaTH said:

Yeah sometimes it hurts my ears, for real. These ladies are the worst, when they start wearing the gold and stuff. If you actually understand Thai, it's even 3 times worse. The irony is that these types usually end up being in the exact same position as we are: they need to buy drinks now.

they are loud, uncouth and swear like troopers.

 

and they just love to talk about who they know.

 

my brother is this, my sister is that.

 

yawn Zzzzzz

 

bob.

[ChaiyaTH]

5 minutes ago, bob smith said:

they are loud, uncouth and swear like troopers.

 

and they just love to talk about who they know.

 

my brother is this, my sister is that.

 

yawn Zzzzzz

 

bob.

Yeah some of them sound like people who smoked for decades, even as a child lol. I figured why they all talk so loud too, they are all deaf from the insane loud speakers on every event since they were born.

Edited Saturday at 04:24 AM by ChaiyaTH

[ChaiyaTH]

It's funny too, how like 20-30 of the other girls then believe they will be able to get the same, turning down very good chances.

[Ralf001]

38 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I've actually met quite a few, as described in my OP.

 

How's work?

 

bob.

Extremely busy, picked up new customers in Argentina and South Africa.

But thats a Monday to Friday topic... I don't do work on weekends.

 

You aint met F-All outside of your child like immagination.

Edited Saturday at 04:50 AM by Ralf001

[bob smith]

4 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

You aint met F-All outside of your child like immagination.

How wrong you are, Ralf.

 

Ah well, never mind.

 

Soon be Monday!

 

bob.

[Thingamabob]

21 hours ago, bob smith said:

we've all seen them in the bar..

The one who dresses up to the nines & acts like a queen.

all decked out in Chanel and Prada,

shiny gold from head to toe..

she's the one who at 23 married the 82 year old millionaire and moved to Switzerland.

she's back for a brief holiday to see her old bar girl pals that she left behind,

and how she loves to flaunt her new found wealth..

she get's dropped off at the front of the bar in a Mercedes Benz,

in public she is all about the class.

 

But when she opens her mouth.....

It's like a sewer grid being flung open.

the way she talks,

what she says..

utter crass, as cheap as they come.

one of the benefits of speaking Thai is that you really get to hear what they really think.

The things I have heard over the years would, i'm sure, make your toes curl..

 

I think the term is putting lipstick on a pig...

These girls are ever so slightly smarter than the average bar dweller.

but in reality they are just the same as the rest,

only difference is they got lucky and their friends didn't.

 

Have you ever met a bar girl lottery winner?

 

bob.

I've known several over the years. Some show off, some show off mildly, some never.  

[Thingamabob]

21 hours ago, bob smith said:

we've all seen them in the bar..

The one who dresses up to the nines & acts like a queen.

all decked out in Chanel and Prada,

shiny gold from head to toe..

she's the one who at 23 married the 82 year old millionaire and moved to Switzerland.

she's back for a brief holiday to see her old bar girl pals that she left behind,

and how she loves to flaunt her new found wealth..

she get's dropped off at the front of the bar in a Mercedes Benz,

in public she is all about the class.

 

But when she opens her mouth.....

It's like a sewer grid being flung open.

the way she talks,

what she says..

utter crass, as cheap as they come.

one of the benefits of speaking Thai is that you really get to hear what they really think.

The things I have heard over the years would, i'm sure, make your toes curl..

 

I think the term is putting lipstick on a pig...

These girls are ever so slightly smarter than the average bar dweller.

but in reality they are just the same as the rest,

only difference is they got lucky and their friends didn't.

 

Have you ever met a bar girl lottery winner?

 

bob.

I've known several over the years. Some show off, some show off mildly, some never.  

[Foek]

Sounds like my ex who still thinks she's all that.

Trailertrash is what it is.

[Hummin]

9 minutes ago, Foek said:

Sounds like my ex who still thinks she's all that.

Trailertrash is what it is.

And you married her!

 

Shame on you

[Liverpool Lou]

7 hours ago, rwill said:

They need to annotate post titles with who posted them.

They do...

 

That one Bar Girl who nets a 'Big Fish..'
By bob smith

[baansgr]

22 hours ago, bob smith said:

we've all seen them in the bar..

The one who dresses up to the nines & acts like a queen.

all decked out in Chanel and Prada,

shiny gold from head to toe..

she's the one who at 23 married the 82 year old millionaire and moved to Switzerland.

she's back for a brief holiday to see her old bar girl pals that she left behind,

and how she loves to flaunt her new found wealth..

she get's dropped off at the front of the bar in a Mercedes Benz,

in public she is all about the class.

 

But when she opens her mouth.....

It's like a sewer grid being flung open.

the way she talks,

what she says..

utter crass, as cheap as they come.

one of the benefits of speaking Thai is that you really get to hear what they really think.

The things I have heard over the years would, i'm sure, make your toes curl..

 

I think the term is putting lipstick on a pig...

These girls are ever so slightly smarter than the average bar dweller.

but in reality they are just the same as the rest,

only difference is they got lucky and their friends didn't.

 

Have you ever met a bar girl lottery winner?

 

bob.

I met one 20 years ago who is now married to an English diver from.Phuket and living in UK with 2 daughters. Poor guy thinks he lucked out on a prime and proper girl.....no idea she worked in a bar at 14 years old, sent to Samui by her parents and has seen more "@£# than a secondhand dartboard.

[ChrisKC]

No, not all of us!

 

I am more interested in the similarity between HER and the contents of previous posts of yours that believe the flaunting of one's Rolex and a requirement to let the assembled bar populace aware  of your absurd wealth so that the women swarm around you like flies, later to boast of it to us here on the forum is - a coincidence?

[Keeps]

4 hours ago, Gottfrid said:

Yeah, but it ain´t that bad as long as it looks good and the pig is slim, well trained and firm.

Plus, you'll always have bacon for breakfast.....

[Keeps]

3 hours ago, bob smith said:

How wrong you are, Ralf.

 

Ah well, never mind.

 

Soon be Monday!

 

bob.

He'll be back taking down the notes at the management meeting.

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, Keeps said:

He'll be back taking down the notes at the management meeting.

 

2 minutes ago, Keeps said:

He'll be back taking down the notes at the management meeting.

Loser with a capital L mate. 

 

Bob. 

[Keeps]

23 hours ago, bob smith said:

you haven't got a small willy, have you?

 

bobby.

My Mrs said she wouldn't want mine on the end of her nose as a wart so I'm taking that as a compliment.....