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Answering my front door stark naked.

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yesterday afternoon I had a few drinks at home.

In fact, it was more than a few.

I had half a bottle of whiskey and 2 bottles of wine.

I am currently at my main house located in a moo bahn.

if I’m at home on the weekend I rarely wear clothes, especially if it’s warm..

 

anyway, I drew the curtains on all the windows and there were no cars on the drive.

the gate was closed.

i clearly did not want to be disturbed.

 

about 17:00 tea time the bell went.

I was sat downstairs in the nak, I was tucking into a nice kebab that I had knocked together from a bit of left over beef and pork.

I ignored the bell.

Then it went off again, I still ignored it.

 

After 5 times of ringing I decided to get out of my chair and answer the door in the buff.

I had had enough and I was definitely not sober.

 

when I opened the door i saw it was the juristic goons at my gate.

I said in plain English ‘What do you want?’

the main guy had some kind of a clipboard in his hand.

he smiled and said ‘no problem sir’ and walked away.

 

I hope that is the last time they ever ring my doorbell.

 

bob.

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  • had half a bottle of whiskey and 2 bottles of wine.   You wrote this whilst still intoxicated, right?    

  • scubascuba3
    scubascuba3

    I was eating at a falang restaurant off Buakhao a week ago, overlooked by a hotel, fat farang walks on the balcony, 1st floor naked, repulsive, so fat his c&b's couldn't be seen. Probably German,

  • richard_smith237
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    You mean they didn't even call you 'hansum man' and compliment the excellence of your schlong ???  

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had half a bottle of whiskey and 2 bottles of wine.

 

You wrote this whilst still intoxicated, right?

 

 

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You mean they didn't even call you 'hansum man' and compliment the excellence of your schlong ???  

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I was eating at a falang restaurant off Buakhao a week ago, overlooked by a hotel, fat farang walks on the balcony, 1st floor naked, repulsive, so fat his c&b's couldn't be seen. Probably German, proper disgusting sight, must be one of those weird exhibitionists

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10 minutes ago, bob smith said:

yesterday afternoon I had a few drinks at home.

In fact, it was more than a few.

I had half a bottle of whiskey and 2 bottles of wine.

I am currently at my main house located in a moo bahn.

 

anyway, I drew the curtains on all the windows and there were no cars on the drive.

the gate was closed.

i did not want to be disturbed.

 

about 17:00 tea time the bell went.

I was sat downstairs in the nak, I was tucking into a nice kebab that I had knocked together from a bit of left over beef and pork.

I ignored the bell.

Then it went off again, I still ignored it.

 

After 5 times of ringing I decided to get out of my chair and answer the door in the buff.

I had had enough and I was definitely not sober.

 

when I opened the door i saw it was the juristic goons at my gate.

I said in plain English ‘What do you want?’

the main guy had some kind of a clipboard in his hand.

he smiled and said ‘no problem sir’ and walked away.

 

I hope that is the last time they ever ring my doorbell.

 

bob.

Hideous. My condolences to the doorbell ringers 

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Yeah at home am nekkid 5 mins after walking in the door (I put on a willy warmer if Iam going air con rather than open windows).

 

When the door bell rings I look on the monitor and if I do not know them I tell em to feck off !

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Just now, Ralf001 said:

Yeah at home am nekkid 5 mins after walking in the door (I put on a willy warmer if Iam going air con rather than open windows).

 

When the door bell rings I look on the monitor and if I do not know them I tell em to feck off !

don’t blame you ralf.

 

bob.

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5 minutes ago, novacova said:

Hideous. My condolences to the doorbell ringers 

shouldn’t ring the bell 5 times of a private residence that has the curtains drawn at tea time then, should they!

 

bob.

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20 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I hope that is the last time they ever ring my doorbell.

After the pain of what he saw, definitely. I've heard he's been treated for PTSD!

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Just now, tomazbodner said:

After the pain of what he saw, definitely. I've heard he's been treated for PTSD!

…I’m glad to hear it!

 

bob.

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18 minutes ago, Nemises said:


had half a bottle of whiskey and 2 bottles of wine.

 

You wrote this whilst still intoxicated, right?

 

 

In our pub in Pattaya, we used to have a fellow imbiber nicknamed, Bull<deleted> Bob. He passed away a few years ago. But not quite, it seems. 😉

1 minute ago, Gandtee said:

In our pub in Pattaya, we used to have a fellow imbiber nicknamed, Bull<deleted> Bob. He passed away a few years ago. But not quite, it seems. 😉

Which pub ya got ?

No harm done, Bob, as long as you were not, how can I put it?  excited  🦴

Just now, Ralf001 said:

Which pub ya got ?

The Shamrock Bar. 

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Just now, BobBKK said:

No harm done, Bob, as long as you were not, how can I put it?  excited  🦴

I was anything but ‘excited’ mate..

 

riled up would be the right phrase!

 

bob.

2 minutes ago, Gandtee said:

The Shamrock Bar. 

Yeah nice one, still doing the brekky special ?.

 

Think it was like 95b last time I was in there.

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A bit of boring fictional Sunday fluff intended to trigger the AN airwaves. 😴 

50 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

I was eating at a falang restaurant off Buakhao a week ago, overlooked by a hotel, fat farang walks on the balcony, 1st floor naked, repulsive, so fat his c&b's couldn't be seen. Probably German, proper disgusting sight, must be one of those weird exhibitionists

I’d have perved at someone nicer.  You got what you deserved.

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They probably thought " this guys got enough problems! have a nice day"😀

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Just now, CharlieH said:

They probably thought " this guys got enough problems! have a nice day"😀

I have indeed!!

 

bob.

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38 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

They probably thought " this guys got enough problems! have a nice day"😀


Most likely they immediately realized it was a very small matter and not worth their time. 😉

A drunk, naked Brit, standing at his door, slurring his words in English, making a fool of himself and not making any sense. Just another quality tourist and another normal day in Thailand. 

1 hour ago, RSD1 said:

A bit of boring fictional Sunday fluff intended to trigger the AN airwaves. 😴 

 

you're 3 comments deep on the first page. 

Just now, stoner said:

 

you're 3 comments deep on the first page. 


4 now. 

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12 minutes ago, RSD1 said:

A drunk, naked Brit, standing at his door, slurring his words in English, making a fool of himself and not making any sense. Just another quality tourist and another normal day in Thailand. 

…I’m not a tourist.

 

bob.

Just now, bob smith said:

…I’m not a tourist.

 

bob.


Khun Bob, we are all tourists in the LOS. The only difference is some are longer term than others. 

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As I get older, I have to check that I have put on my trousers before I go out to 7/11. I have this nightmare of wandering out half-asleep stark naked....

1 minute ago, Yellowtail said:

How much was the wine? 


Probably the same price as the rental on the ladyboy. 

6 minutes ago, stoner said:

 

you're 3 comments deep on the first page. 


7 now. 

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