bob smith is leaving asia for a while.

 

I have some hot prospects that are just being fired up in Europe..

 

I'm also investing in a pool villa in the south of spain.

 

So as I am not going to be in Asia , this is it.

my last day/night on AN..

 

after today I wont be signing in again,

i'm sure many of the members will be overjoyed by that.

 

say bye if you want to,

or just leave a crying emoji if that is your thing!

 

p.s I am going be drinking all day, so if I get outta line then so be it!

last day n all, you can ban me from the site if you so wish..

😉

 

bob.

Are you sure about this bob?

1 minute ago, Rimmer said:

Are you sure about this bob?

100% sure.

 

tiickets are booked.

 

this is it, my swan song.

 

bob.

12 minutes ago, bob smith said:

bob smith is leaving asia for a while.

 

I have some hot prospects that are just being fired up in Europe..

 

I'm also investing in a pool villa in the south of spain.

 

So as I am not going to be in Asia , this is it.

my last day/night on AN..

 

after today I wont be signing in again,

i'm sure many of the members will be overjoyed by that.

 

say bye if you want to,

or just leave a crying emoji if that is your thing!

 

p.s I am going be drinking all day, so if I get outta line then so be it!

last day n all, you can ban me from the site if you so wish..

😉

 

bob.

Any one want to start a pool on how long before bob is back? He's never last more than 10 days

see ya Bob, all the best pal. 

 

But i have a sneaking suspicion that your words of wisdom will be seen on these pages again.

who gives a flying fok.

Southern Spain, poor bugger 

1 minute ago, n00dle said:

who gives a flying fok.

you cared enough to reply you limp noodle!

 

bob.

Didn't we read almost the same exact thing a few months ago? He left on a friday vowing to not only leave AN, but to also leave Thailand forever, but he was back the following monday, 555

Just now, Trippy said:

Didn't we read almost the same exact thing a few months ago? He left on a friday vowing to not only leave AN, but to also leave Thailand forever, but he was back the following monday, 555

this time it's for real!

 

bob.

Are you taking Mrs. Smith bob or haven't you told her yet, if so what visa did she get ?

Bob Smith?

Doesn't ring a bell.

Any relation to John Doe?

Just now, brianthainess said:

Are you taking Mrs. Smith bob or haven't you told her yet, if so what visa did she get ?

nope. she isn't coming.

 

our marriage is on the rocks to be honest..

 

i'm thinking about letting her drift out to sea.

 

bob.

Bob as he wakes up this morning 

 

 

What will your new name be on AN bob ?

 

 

 

 

You do know this is the tinterweb we are all connected to......it goes all over the world??

Why go all the way to Spain to buy a pool with a villa attached to it, I could sell you mine for 20m 😃

1 minute ago, brianthainess said:

What will your new name be on AN bob ?

bignok.

 

bob.

Just now, Rimmer said:

Why go all the way to Spain to buy a pool with a villa attached to it, I could sell you mine for 20m 😃

spain is better.

 

bob.

3 minutes ago, Trippy said:

Didn't we read almost the same exact thing a few months ago? He left on a friday vowing to not only leave AN, but to also leave Thailand forever, but he was back the following monday, 555

Yes and he miraculously sold all his properties in just days before leaving. 

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

nope. she isn't coming.

 

our marriage is on the rocks to be honest..

 

i'm thinking about letting her drift out to sea.

 

bob.

Are you living in a Light House now bob ?

 

Well we shall see, or time will tell.

 

March 28th 2024 you wrote this.

 

 

 

I am now at the departure gate having just gone through customs,

 

My flight leaves in an hour.

 

It's been a pleasure being a part of your forum.

 

As I will no longer be in country I am kindly requesting to any mod that may read this to permanently remove/delete my account.

 

Sadly, my camera on my phone isn't working at the moment so I am unable to take a picture of the departure gate as previously promised.

again, sorry about that!

 

here's to my next adventure!

I am officially outta here!

goodbye, god bless and take care!

 

But 3 days later on April Fools day the 1st you wrote this.

 

I arrived back in the land of smiles early this morning.

 

mrs. smith couldn't stand being alone,

she basically cried herself to sleep all weekend.

 

On sunday she begged me to come back to her.

I asked why doesn't she follow me to where I am,

she said no no she want's me back in Thailand with her happy happy.

 

I asked what's in it for me?

she said whatever I want.

so I agreed.

 

I booked my flight sunday night and arrived a few hours ago.

I have, in effect, had a very expensive dirty little weekend away.

mrs. smith knows all about it.

she accepts me for who i am and says i can do whatever i like going forward,

i can have as many mia nois as i want, thai style

just so long as I am with her every night for dinner.

 

new contracts have been drawn up,

new terms have been agreed.

i'm staying here for now!

i'm sure Ralf001 will be over the moon.

 

bob.

 

 

 

regards,

Robert Martin Smith.

Just now, Dan O said:

Yes and he miraculously sold all his properties in just days before leaving. 

I was selling them for two years previous!

 

do try and keep up, Dan the man..

 

I only have 5 left now, which mrs. smith will have.

 

collectively they arent worth that much. chump change.

 

bob.

3 minutes ago, bob smith said:

nope. she isn't coming.

 

our marriage is on the rocks to be honest..

 

i'm thinking about letting her drift out to sea.

 

bob.

Should be easy enough since she's not real anyway

Just now, marin said:

Well we shall see, or time will tell.

 

March 28th 2024 you wrote this.

 

 

 

I am now at the departure gate having just gone through customs,

 

My flight leaves in an hour.

 

It's been a pleasure being a part of your forum.

 

As I will no longer be in country I am kindly requesting to any mod that may read this to permanently remove/delete my account.

 

Sadly, my camera on my phone isn't working at the moment so I am unable to take a picture of the departure gate as previously promised.

again, sorry about that!

 

here's to my next adventure!

I am officially outta here!

goodbye, god bless and take care!

 

But 3 days later on April Fools day the 1st you wrote this.

 

I arrived back in the land of smiles early this morning.

 

mrs. smith couldn't stand being alone,

she basically cried herself to sleep all weekend.

 

On sunday she begged me to come back to her.

I asked why doesn't she follow me to where I am,

she said no no she want's me back in Thailand with her happy happy.

 

I asked what's in it for me?

she said whatever I want.

so I agreed.

 

I booked my flight sunday night and arrived a few hours ago.

I have, in effect, had a very expensive dirty little weekend away.

mrs. smith knows all about it.

she accepts me for who i am and says i can do whatever i like going forward,

i can have as many mia nois as i want, thai style

just so long as I am with her every night for dinner.

 

new contracts have been drawn up,

new terms have been agreed.

i'm staying here for now!

i'm sure Ralf001 will be over the moon.

 

bob.

 

 

 

regards,

Robert Martin Smith.

yep. i know.

 

but that was then, this is now!

 

bob.

Just now, Dan O said:

Should be easy enough since she's not real anyway

she isnt a blow up doll!

 

bob.

24 minutes ago, bob smith said:

bob smith is leaving asia for a while.

 

I have some hot prospects that are just being fired up in Europe..

 

I'm also investing in a pool villa in the south of spain.

 

So as I am not going to be in Asia , this is it.

my last day/night on AN..

 

after today I wont be signing in again,

i'm sure many of the members will be overjoyed by that.

 

say bye if you want to,

or just leave a crying emoji if that is your thing!

 

p.s I am going be drinking all day, so if I get outta line then so be it!

last day n all, you can ban me from the site if you so wish..

😉

 

bob.

I think this is the first time I have put a LIKE on one of Bob's posts.

1 minute ago, KannikaP said:

I think this is the first time I have put a LIKE on one of Bob's posts.

...why not try a red love heart instead??

 

bob.

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

spain is better.

 

bob.

 

Au contraire mon ami, my Thai pool is beautiful

 

Whoops I broke the English language only rule

2 minutes ago, Rimmer said:

Whoops I broke the English language only rule

can you ban yourself??

 

bob.