Worst Joke Ever 2024

[still kicking]

I am getting sick and tired about all topics about the USA election. Every second topic on AN is about that. Why talk about a country who is bankrupt? Hate Trump hate Harries who cares? not every body lives in the US only 340 million out of 8 billion. Sorry about my American friends but I am getting pinched off. How many posts do we get about the coming Australian election ? None What about New Zealand or Italy India none, 

[Jingthing]

Just don't read them.

Sorted.

[RSD1]

38 minutes ago, still kicking said:

Sorry about my American friends but I am getting pinched off.

I normally only get snapped off for the happy ending part. I must admit, I've never tried getting pinched off. Is it any good? Maybe I should try it. 

[thaibeachlovers]

48 minutes ago, still kicking said:

What about New Zealand

We don't have controversies about abortion or the alphabet thing, and we are too far away from everywhere for rubber boats so nothing about illegal immigrants either. I guess we are just not chaotic enough to care about.

 

However, I'm pretty sure something really awful is coming along, though I can't post what it is on here.

[thaibeachlovers]

55 minutes ago, still kicking said:

I am getting sick and tired about all topics about the USA election. Every second topic on AN is about that. Why talk about a country who is bankrupt? Hate Trump hate Harries who cares? not every body lives in the US only 340 million out of 8 billion. Sorry about my American friends but I am getting pinched off. How many posts do we get about the coming Australian election ? None What about New Zealand or Italy India none, 

You could just not click on posts like that, or have a vacation from AN till after the election. Is that too hard?

[HappyExpat57]

Didn't you post this very same topic within the last week or so?

 

If you don't like it, don't click on the link that goes to that topic.

 

We're ALL sick of this election. I practice the holy right to ignore most of the political topics and you can, too.

[Jingthing]

Also of course US elections have the most global implications on 

 

autocracy vs  democracy

economy

war and peace

civil rights for women and minorities

NATO

[Walker88]

Sorry, OP, there's still more to come....but there is an expiration date.

 

In the next week or two the felon will begin to pound the table on the fake issues of voter fraud and 'rigged election', whining like the petulant and entitled child he is and trying to fire up what remains of his cult. He is cancelling events now, so he will be less visible into November, but you can search YouTube for his Greatest Hits, such as Hannibal Lecter, sharks circling a sinking electric boat, windmills causing cancer, Harris "banning cows", and his famous 20 minutes of swaying to music, or exhibiting the 2024 version of The Jerk (a 60's dance), albeit with the felon's bordering on x-rated.

 

One thing that might save you....the guy has no money---schlepping sneakers, Chinese-made Bibles and watches, "commemorative coins", crypto, etc. suggest his pockets are empty---so his frivolous post-loss election challenges might not happen because not even Elon Musk is going to pay legal bills for a 78-year old, cognitively impaired old man, whose 2020 challenges gave him a 0-59-1 record.

 

Of course he will call his goobers to DC again on the day VP Harris will certify the results of her own victory, but this time the sitting President won't just watch the insurrection attempt on TV, but he'll call out the National Guard to take on the terrorists and crush them.

 

After that, the only news of the guy is likely to be reporting on his various trials, and if/when found guilty, his perp walk off to jail for the remainder of his miserable life.

[metisdead]

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[CallumWK]

If the OP is so tired of it, why in the first place he starts topic in this forum, as this is his second one in just a week? And why is he constantly replying to topics in there, spewing his hate as a non-American citizen, against always the same candidate?

[Gsxrnz]

I agree with the OP.

 

The Kiwis bowling out India for 46, (including 5 ducks), on an overcast morning at Bengalaru would be a much more stimulating conversation compared to partisan rants from haters and lovers of either presidential candidate.

 

And let's face it - whoever wins, we were always gonna be up crappers creek anyway. The only real difference will be the viscosity of the effluent.

[stevenl]

4 hours ago, HappyExpat57 said:

Didn't you post this very same topic within the last week or so?

 

If you don't like it, don't click on the link that goes to that topic.

 

We're ALL sick of this election. I practice the holy right to ignore most of the political topics and you can, too.

Problem is there is a major US election every 2 years. Which means that as soon as this one is over the talk about the next one starts again.

They should at least change the timing and change the in between cycle. Give them 2 more years once so nex time all is elected in 1 go.

[novacova]

7 hours ago, still kicking said:

I am getting sick and tired about all topics about the USA election.

Self imposed sick and tired, or is someone forcing you? Obviously this is a complaint about one’s own willingness to participate.