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Posted
2 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

I bake all the time while flying


And? How is it? 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Dante99 said:

Really? Never flown high?  In that case probably not a good idea for you.  Experiment further before taking such a wild chance.  Way too risky if you have to ask.


Weak attempt at trolling. Go back troll school.

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Posted
15 minutes ago, KhunLA said:

if traveling through strict drug law country, and some official decides to make you take a urine test, then surely you'd be violating any 'use of' laws,


Only place that would concern me is Singapore and not going there. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Dante99 said:

Really? Never flown high?  In that case probably not a good idea for you.  Experiment further before taking such a wild chance.  Way too risky if you have to ask.

Absolutely. Practice first.

2 minutes ago, RSD1 said:


And? How is it? 

Well the actual question should be: how is it when you dont?

 

I dont know 🙂

 

I dont transit in the Middle East or Turkey anymore. I transit in Frankfurt if I need to go to the Kavkaz or Central Asia. 

 

 

Posted
4 minutes ago, RSD1 said:


Weak attempt at trolling. Go back troll school.

Hes right. If you have never ripped some 97% THC out of a bong, you shouldnt be flying when ripped.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Yagoda said:

Well the actual question should be: how is it when you dont?

 


Straight. 
 

I guess it doesn't bother you being packed in tight with a whole bunch of people who aren't high. Just close your eyes and chill. 

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4 minutes ago, RSD1 said:


Only place that would concern me is Singapore and not going there. 

Singapore is an easy transit coming to Cambodia. Security is at the Gate and the staff is Indian and very casual and easily distractible.

 

I came in from DMK recently and I bought some concentrate. Rather than use my usual technique, I just tossed them in with the dirty underwear. And a tube of toothpaste. 

 

Which was the item that set off the buzzer.

 

Pro tip: never skip necessary steps

Posted
2 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

Hes right. If you have never ripped some 97% THC out of a bong, you shouldnt be flying when ripped.


Sadly, I struggle to get ripped these days. I would have to vape a gram of some pretty strong stuff all within an hour to get ripped. But my idea was to take a pretty strong edible. Should do the job. 
 

Flying ripped should be fun as long as I don't have to deal with too many multiple choice questions. Figure once I'm on the plane I won't have to deal with any much anymore other than deciding which of the two meal options I want. 

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2 minutes ago, RSD1 said:


Straight. 
 

I guess it doesn't bother you being packed in tight with a whole bunch of people who aren't high. Just close your eyes and chill. 

Start ripping some, boss. My personal Marijuana effect is the extreme fog of amusement it lays on me. People in airports and airplanes are hysterically funny. Especially when screaming from turbulence. Priceless 🙂

Posted
3 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

Singapore is an easy transit coming to Cambodia. Security is at the Gate and the staff is Indian and very casual and easily distractible.

 

I came in from DMK recently and I bought some concentrate. Rather than use my usual technique, I just tossed them in with the dirty underwear. And a tube of toothpaste. 

 

Which was the item that set off the buzzer.

 

Pro tip: never skip necessary steps


That's not the concern.
 

In Singapore, the consequences of having THC in your blood or urine can be severe, even if you consumed cannabis outside the country. Under the Misuse of Drugs Act, Singapore treats a positive drug test as evidence of consumption, which is a criminal offense.

 

Consequences:

 

1. Arrest and Investigation:

If you’re subjected to a drug test and test positive for THC, you may be immediately arrested and investigated.

2. Punishment:

• A positive drug test can result in up to 10 years of imprisonment, a fine of up to SGD 20,000, or both.

• You may also be required to attend mandatory rehabilitation programs if deemed necessary.

3. Travel History Irrelevant:

Singapore enforces a zero-tolerance policy for drug use, regardless of whether the consumption occurred within or outside its borders.

4. Possible Banishment from Entry:

If you are a foreigner, you may face deportation and a permanent ban from re-entering Singapore.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

Start ripping some, boss. My personal Marijuana effect is the extreme fog of amusement it lays on me. People in airports and airplanes are hysterically funny. Especially when screaming from turbulence. Priceless 🙂


I was hoping it just makes me laugh at all the idiots too and that it makes flying more pleasant. 

Posted
1 minute ago, RSD1 said:


Sadly, I struggle to get ripped these days. I would have to vape a gram of some pretty strong stuff all within an hour to get ripped. But my idea was to take a pretty strong edible. Should do the job. 
 

Flying ripped should be fun as long as I don't have to deal with too many multiple choice questions. Figure once I'm on the plane I won't have to deal with any much anymore other than deciding which of the two meal options I want. 

Come to Cambodia kid, we will show you whats what. You wont need even close to a gram.

 

If you are real brave, you can even try village style, to wit:

 

Take a handful of ditchweed, uncured is fine.

Take a handful of cheap tobacco

Place both substances on a tree stump and chop to a fine powder with an axe, jabbering in Khmer all the while.

Pack a two inch bowl with the mix.

Insert bowl into bamboo bong, preferably one about half a meter long.

Rip the entire bowl.

 

The effects are indescribable. Dont be surprised if you puke. White folks arent built for it, even master stoners. Its like Zeks boiling tea to a syrup in the Kolyma.

 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, RSD1 said:


That's not the concern.
 

In Singapore, the consequences of having THC in your blood or urine can be severe, even if you consumed cannabis outside the country. Under the Misuse of Drugs Act, Singapore treats a positive drug test as evidence of consumption, which is a criminal offense.

 

Consequences:

 

1. Arrest and Investigation:

If you’re subjected to a drug test and test positive for THC, you may be immediately arrested and investigated.

2. Punishment:

• A positive drug test can result in up to 10 years of imprisonment, a fine of up to SGD 20,000, or both.

• You may also be required to attend mandatory rehabilitation programs if deemed necessary.

3. Travel History Irrelevant:

Singapore enforces a zero-tolerance policy for drug use, regardless of whether the consumption occurred within or outside its borders.

4. Possible Banishment from Entry:

If you are a foreigner, you may face deportation and a permanent ban from re-entering Singapore.

Better let me call my embassy before you start testing me and if not, you better hold me down, and Im almost 70 so when you forcibly test me and I kick from a heart attack, then my greedy annoying social media child can make your lives miserable and maybe get some quiet compensation out of it, so Im the winner in the end.

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Posted

Flying while fully baked is dangerous.

 

Bad things can happen.

 

Never drink and drive.

 

Never bake and fly.....

 

Or...else.....

 

Most Taiwanese are used to this....

However.

 

 

Posted
9 minutes ago, steven100 said:

I only bake in the kitchen ....   there's no cooking facilities on any flights I've been on.


Then bake in your kitchen before you go to the airport. Problem solved. 

Posted
10 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

Come to Cambodia kid, we will show you whats what. You wont need even close to a gram.

 

If you are real brave, you can even try village style, to wit:

 

Take a handful of ditchweed, uncured is fine.

Take a handful of cheap tobacco

Place both substances on a tree stump and chop to a fine powder with an axe, jabbering in Khmer all the while.

Pack a two inch bowl with the mix.

Insert bowl into bamboo bong, preferably one about half a meter long.

Rip the entire bowl.

 

The effects are indescribable. Dont be surprised if you puke. White folks arent built for it, even master stoners. Its like Zeks boiling tea to a syrup in the Kolyma.

 


I don't smoke anything actually. I only vape, plus I've got some really strong edible cannabis oil.
 

Vaping weed can only get me so zooted. If I really want to skip through a few time zones then I've got to take enough of the oil in one go and that usually seals the deal. 

Posted
4 minutes ago, RSD1 said:


I don't smoke anything actually. I only vape, plus I've got some really strong edible cannabis oil.
 

Vaping weed can only get me so zooted. If I really want to skip through a few time zones then I've got to take enough of the oil in one go and that usually seals the deal. 

To each his own, but I have yet to see a man who can defeat the quartz banger.

Posted
13 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Flying while fully baked is dangerous.

 

Bad things can happen.

 

Never drink and drive.

 

Never bake and fly.....

 

Or...else.....

 

Most Taiwanese are used to this....

However.

 

 


Did you just finish baking a nut before posting that?

Posted
24 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

Better let me call my embassy before you start testing me and if not, you better hold me down, and Im almost 70 so when you forcibly test me and I kick from a heart attack, then my greedy annoying social media child can make your lives miserable and maybe get some quiet compensation out of it, so Im the winner in the end.


Singapore I think is really the only country you have to worry about them not having a sense of humor about something like this. But I assume they would only ever test somebody if they really appeared like they were malfunctioning.
 

The issue with THC is that it stays in the blood for at least 30 days. So in other countries where it's also illegal, if they were to test you and find it in your blood, it could've been something you consumed a month ago. I don't think most other countries would ever prosecute someone for THC in the blood, as long as you don't have anything on your person that you shouldn't. Just don't fly with this guy and you should be fine:

 

 

Posted
6 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

The pilot was sober as a judge....

 

But....

 

His approach was still half-baked....

 

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Being sober was the problem. But you know that because your never been sober nor have you ever been a judge. Half baked is never good either. Fully baked is the only way to fly.

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Posted

Another problem with flying half-baked is that.....

 

What seems up is down.

What seems down is up.

 

Landing upside down is just a half-baked plan, unless....

It's your plan.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Hummin said:

Why not just wat a few brownies? Takes at least an hour to kick in, and lasts for 6 hours or more. 

 

 


Thanks. Question wasn't how to get the THC into the body, but more about what it's like to be really blottered once you are on the plane with all those people at 36,000 feet. 

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