On 12/15/2024 at 9:31 AM, phetphet said:

Let's face facts. You are 70, so probably only have one or two, maybe five years left on his earth. Riding a young filly might even shorten that time. Is paying US$200,000 to build a home you won't get to live in for too long a good investment?

 

Don't forget that you will also have pay pay an extremely high sin sod for such a highly prized farm girl, plus a new pickup truck for the family. There might even be further loans required once you are "part of said family."

 

It might be best you check your finances can afford it before making such a move.

 

' You are 70 so (you) probably only have one or two, maybe five years, left...).' Oh dear. At 83  how much more do I get ?

Regarding the topic I find this story hard to believe, but you never know. No fool like an old fool, as the saying goes.

On 12/15/2024 at 12:15 PM, HighPriority said:

Stop being niggardly and give her 400,000 Baht

Take all your money that you have in the bank and open up a special account in her  and deposit the whole lot in there...After all you don't need money anymore  you can just live on LOVE.

For the OP...It sounds like you and I are a couple of very lucky guys?

 

I was walking down the street in Pattaya last night and all sorts of girls were saying "hello welcum hansum man"...many of them were grabbing my hands and a few even grabbed and squeezed my butt...but one real looker grabbed my "wedding package" and gave it a good squeeze so I sat down to chat with her.  She told me in broken english she is from Udon and has only been in the bar for one night.  She did not speak much english but panomined that she was thirsty so I bought her a few drinks.  She kept rubbing my legs and told me that she loved me.  She said she was 22 and no kids and no boyfriend.   Her friends came over and since they spoke more english I bought them all drinks and they helped to translate.  They said she had no boyfriend and no kids and that she loved me.  They said she said that she wanted to go my room with me because I was such a nice man and her room no good.  All i had to do was pay some barfine of a few hundred baht. She kept rubbing my manhood and before you know it we were in the elevator of my hotel and into my room.

 

Well blow me down within five minutes we were in the shower together and she kept rubbing my stomach which admittedly is rather large and asked me if i have babies?  What a joker.  I do love her sense of humor as well as her gorgeous young body.

 

Next we did the deed and wow oh wow i can tell she really does love me a lot even if i am a few decades older.

She has already asked me to come with her to Issan to meet her mom and dad , cousins, aunts and uncles and assorted other family members all of whom she says are very poor and have no jobs and no money.

 

I think I must be the luckiest man alive to have met such an honest and sincere beautiful gal 1/4 my age that obviously loves me for who I am and wants me to meet her family.

 

So I have cancelled my hotel and we will leave tomorrow.

 

What could go wrong?

On 12/14/2024 at 7:59 PM, Jerry777 said:

I'm new here from America and and almost 70 years old divorced and lonely.. I met this beautiful young girl outside of  a bar very early morning in Pattaya and she seemed really afraid. I really felt sorry for her and she told me her story of such a hard life on the farm, and so after paying the bar owner 5000 baht to get her out of that horrible place, we visited her parents in Udon Thani. We knew were soul mates immediately so after they said they had some land. They  said it would only cost 200,000usd to build a small home. Is this a normal price here for a small home here. Thanks i am so in love. I know many people here have similar wonderful experiences.

roaming the streets "early am"  3-am 4 am?  really afraid ?   probably just kicked out of some Indian guy's condo

pay the bar  (fine ) 5000 baht     we visited her parents ..  Mae..  Look I found a pigeon !

200,000 USD small house...  at that price it better come with a Porsche 911

On 12/14/2024 at 3:02 PM, mran66 said:

Wrong forum, should move to Isaan forum for local knowledge! 

 

I suggest AN opens a Troll Forum for posts like this.

19 hours ago, Thingamabob said:

' You are 70 so (you) probably only have one or two, maybe five years, left...).' Oh dear. At 83  how much more do I get ?

Regarding the topic I find this story hard to believe, but you never know. No fool like an old fool, as the saying goes.

Sorry Thingamabob. I didn't mean to scare you. 

I was just being sarcastic for our troll.

6 minutes ago, phetphet said:

Sorry Thingamabob. I didn't mean to scare you. 

I was just being sarcastic for our troll.

No problem. Good to hear from you.

On 12/15/2024 at 2:25 AM, connda said:

You forgot the "Sick Buffalo."

 

And her "brother" needs a new motorcycle.

On 12/14/2024 at 8:59 PM, NanLaew said:

 

Hook, line and sinker.

Mixeed with a LOAD of BS ??

On 12/16/2024 at 4:31 AM, Straight8 said:

An old fool and his money parted.

 

Ka-ching!!

An old fool and his money parted......You forgot ONE Word.......SOON !!

Why is this so funny to everyone? I found my soulmate and we are going to make a beautiful life together. Age doesn't matter when true love is found. We bought a new Toyota Highlander a few days ago. Her family is so happy about it. Now i have to teach her how to drive. Also I got a discount on the house after finding out her uncle runs a construction company. I am so happy. She has been living with her brother who is divorced and has a young boy and he is going to let us stay in the house until ours is finished.

On 12/14/2024 at 7:59 PM, Jerry777 said:

I'm new here from America and and almost 70 years old divorced and lonely.. I met this beautiful young girl outside of  a bar very early morning in Pattaya and she seemed really afraid.

What did you do to make her really afraid or was it your look that really scared her?

2 hours ago, bbi1 said:

What did you do to make her really afraid or was it your look that really scared her?

His fly was undone…

21 hours ago, Jerry777 said:

Why is this so funny to everyone? I found my soulmate and we are going to make a beautiful life together. Age doesn't matter when true love is found. We bought a new Toyota Highlander a few days ago. Her family is so happy about it. Now i have to teach her how to drive. Also I got a discount on the house after finding out her uncle runs a construction company. I am so happy. She has been living with her brother who is divorced and has a young boy and he is going to let us stay in the house until ours is finished.

She has been living with her "brother"  who is divorced and has a young boy and he is going to let us stay in the house until ours is finished.

and then ......................

On 12/17/2024 at 1:02 PM, Jerry777 said:

Why is this so funny to everyone? I found my soulmate and we are going to make a beautiful life together. Age doesn't matter when true love is found. We bought a new Toyota Highlander a few days ago. Her family is so happy about it. Now i have to teach her how to drive. Also I got a discount on the house after finding out her uncle runs a construction company. I am so happy. She has been living with her brother who is divorced and has a young boy and he is going to let us stay in the house until ours is finished.

If you plan to write fiction books for a living I would suggest you don't give up your day job.

3 hours ago, Luuk Chaai said:

She has been living with her "brother" 

I dated (banged too...) two years one who was living with her cousin.

Turned to be her husband.....

Nice guy, didn't kill me.

Why are made up troll threads allowed? Is aseannow assessing OP to see if they should pay him for future troll threads like the other paid up trolls they have?

 

For AN, this is the worst fake story I've ever read, so don't hire him

Not everything needs to be true.

Like Donald's doings.... and yet he seems to get lot of press.

Can you write them to stop? Thanks.

 

PS. If story is entertaining let them write. Don't click, hop over, be happy.

On 12/14/2024 at 3:13 PM, saakura said:

Nice try, troll.

 

And yet over half of posters are replying seriously and giving us their "Thailand expert insights".

Is Bob still around ?

On 12/14/2024 at 10:59 PM, Jerry777 said:

I'm new here from America and and almost 70 years old divorced and lonely.. I met this beautiful young girl outside of  a bar very early morning in Pattaya and she seemed really afraid. I really felt sorry for her and she told me her story of such a hard life on the farm, and so after paying the bar owner 5000 baht to get her out of that horrible place, we visited her parents in Udon Thani. We knew were soul mates immediately so after they said they had some land. They  said it would only cost 200,000usd to build a small home. Is this a normal price here for a small home here. Thanks i am so in love. I know many people here have similar wonderful experiences.

OMG, another one beat the dust

On 12/17/2024 at 1:02 PM, Jerry777 said:

Why is this so funny to everyone? I found my soulmate and we are going to make a beautiful life together. Age doesn't matter when true love is found. We bought a new Toyota Highlander a few days ago. Her family is so happy about it. Now i have to teach her how to drive. Also I got a discount on the house after finding out her uncle runs a construction company. I am so happy. She has been living with her brother who is divorced and has a young boy and he is going to let us stay in the house until ours is finished.

Sounds like Bob has found his new place away from the tourist areas.

On 12/14/2024 at 7:59 PM, Jerry777 said:

I'm new here from America and and almost 70 years old divorced and lonely.. I met this beautiful young girl outside of  a bar very early morning in Pattaya and she seemed really afraid. I really felt sorry for her and she told me her story of such a hard life on the farm, and so after paying the bar owner 5000 baht to get her out of that horrible place, we visited her parents in Udon Thani. We knew were soul mates immediately so after they said they had some land. They  said it would only cost 200,000usd to build a small home. Is this a normal price here for a small home here. Thanks i am so in love. I know many people here have similar wonderful experiences.

Uh oh! The windup begins.

Find some sober time alone and consider the chances of such a 'coincidence happening to you.

Tread very lightly and carefully and take lots of time before making decisions.

Read every word given you for replies here. Some replies will of course be nonsense, but the truth is there too.

 

Good luck!

On 12/17/2024 at 1:02 PM, Jerry777 said:

Why is this so funny to everyone? I found my soulmate and we are going to make a beautiful life together. Age doesn't matter when true love is found. We bought a new Toyota Highlander a few days ago. Her family is so happy about it. Now i have to teach her how to drive. Also I got a discount on the house after finding out her uncle runs a construction company. I am so happy. She has been living with her brother who is divorced and has a young boy and he is going to let us stay in the house until ours is finished.

OK. I get it. Beautiful troll BTW.

On 12/14/2024 at 7:59 PM, Jerry777 said:

I'm new here from America and and almost 70 years old divorced and lonely.. I met this beautiful young girl outside of  a bar very early morning in Pattaya and she seemed really afraid. I really felt sorry for her and she told me her story of such a hard life on the farm, and so after paying the bar owner 5000 baht to get her out of that horrible place, we visited her parents in Udon Thani. We knew were soul mates immediately so after they said they had some land. They  said it would only cost 200,000usd to build a small home. Is this a normal price here for a small home here. Thanks i am so in love. I know many people here have similar wonderful experiences.

 

Fishing trip.

Theres always victim ahh who is it one guess. 

Jerry,

If your not trolling and don't feel like strolling, just string her along and put her on a modest salary with enough to send her folks a bit. Maybe 10k-15k a month.

If she hangs around, stays off the street, and keeps your bed hot for a couple of years see how it goes.

It is 2024 and you don't have to marry them.

Take a large hammer and bash ur Wiley as hard as u can.   The pain will be much less than the pain she will cause u.

 

The statement, "I have some land where u can build a house and we can live", is one of the oldest scams in Thailand.

 

If you are applying for the Darwinism award, this will certainly earn  you a dumb Fk  coveted entry position.

On 12/15/2024 at 1:59 AM, Jerry777 said:

I'm new here from America and and almost 70 years old divorced and lonely.. I met this beautiful young girl outside of  a bar very early morning in Pattaya and she seemed really afraid. I really felt sorry for her and she told me her story of such a hard life on the farm, and so after paying the bar owner 5000 baht to get her out of that horrible place, we visited her parents in Udon Thani. We knew were soul mates immediately so after they said they had some land. They  said it would only cost 200,000usd to build a small home. Is this a normal price here for a small home here. Thanks i am so in love. I know many people here have similar wonderful experiences.

On the very vague possibility that this is an actual love lorn newbie-

 

a/ they all have hard luck stories, though sometimes they are actually true.

b/ the bar isn't a horrible place

c/ it is always a mistake to visit the parents. You might as well give them every satang you have and go back to the US alone. That would avoid the every day humiliation that would result from living within 10 km of the family, and the outcome is the same.

d/ a rural Thai palace could probably be built for 200,000 baht

e/ soul mates only exist till the first argument.

f/ You are in lust. It's not the same as love.

 

For 200,000 USD one could live like a lord with a daily change of sleeping partners for a very long time. It doesn't involve building houses or paying for expensive weddings.

 

On the extremely vague chance the OP is for real, take the girl as far away from the family as possible in Thailand ( never take them out of the country- western feminism is toxic and very transmissible. ), work out a reasonable "salary" for her, and enjoy till it's over.