What on earth is going on!

[hankypankee]

Here’s what really happened. Bob staggered off to bed last night alone, lonely, absolutely snookered out of his head (all as per usual), mumbling something to himself about saving the world from expensive bar fines. Then he drifted off into one of his classic Soi Sex dreams, this time about those lads who skipped the bill out at Soi 6 and got themselves sorted with a proper street beating.

 

Morning rolls around, Bob wakes up, scratches his ample gut, belts out a fart loud enough to scare the geckos, then waddles off to the loo for his daily masterpiece. Once relieved, but still hungover like a bag of smashed crabs, and whilst still sat on the porcelain god, he fires up his minging old laptop and bangs out another daily episode of “Bob’s Wild Imagination,” complete with chaos, carnage, imaginary women, and shirtless farang lunatics.

 

And there we have it, another not so thrilling tale from the bowels of Bob, based on nothing more than a cocktail of dreams, booze, and a healthy dose of narcissistic, nail-biting nonsense.
 

Classic stuff, mate. Keep ’em coming.

[BarBoy]

6 hours ago, hankypankee said:

Here’s what really happened. Bob staggered off to bed last night alone, lonely, absolutely snookered out of his head (all as per usual), mumbling something to himself about saving the world from expensive bar fines. Then he drifted off into one of his classic Soi Sex dreams, this time about those lads who skipped the bill out at Soi 6 and got themselves sorted with a proper street beating.

 

Morning rolls around, Bob wakes up, scratches his ample gut, belts out a fart loud enough to scare the geckos, then waddles off to the loo for his daily masterpiece. Once relieved, but still hungover like a bag of smashed crabs, and whilst still sat on the porcelain god, he fires up his minging old laptop and bangs out another daily episode of “Bob’s Wild Imagination,” complete with chaos, carnage, imaginary women, and shirtless farang lunatics.

 

And there we have it, another not so thrilling tale from the bowels of Bob, based on nothing more than a cocktail of dreams, booze, and a healthy dose of narcissistic, nail-biting nonsense.
 

Classic stuff, mate. Keep ’em coming.

This is absolute nonsense.

 

A total fabrication.

[herfiehandbag]

12 hours ago, BarBoy said:

If you know what/where I'm talking about then you know

Sturminster Newton - they're all at in Dorset you know!

 

People travel from as far as Henstridge and Blandford Forum for the debauchery!

[Yagoda]

Recalling nights in K11?

[Gottfrid]

12 hours ago, Walker88 said:

He asks if human existence has become just too complex to comprehend.

Yeah, but in this case, he should simply ask why some can still exist without a brain.

[BarBoy]

18 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

Recalling nights in K11?

You seem to know all about it!!

Got something you wanna tell us??

🫣

[connda]

14 hours ago, BarBoy said:

I am currently in one of the most famous tourist spots in the world for a few days (I had no choice) and the things I have seen have truly shocked me.

 

This place has always been notorious for red light activity, but this high season is taking things to a whole new level. It's absololute madness what's going on. Chaos, carnage, debauchery and pure hedonism. Women (and men) of all races, colours, creeds, faiths etc are lining the streets brassing themselves off, day and night...

 

The place is also full of absolute numpties, no wonder these Security guards end up decking farangs left right and centre when they behave the way they do. I had a chat with one the other night and he was a pleasant character with me, then 5 minutes later he had some shirtless farang lunatic in a headlock..

 

 

If you know what/where I'm talking about then you know!! 

 

No prizes for guessing wrong....

North Hollywood

[BarBoy]

Just now, connda said:

North Hollywood

It's on fire at the minute.

[Yagoda]

9 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

You seem to know all about it!!

Got something you wanna tell us??

🫣

Your description is the same as has been written about.

[petedk]

I saw something terrible happening on the beach last night. I mean it was shocking, disgusting, the worst I have ever seen, but I am not telling anyone what I saw.

 

It is so easy to make up stories.

😄

[BarBoy]

3 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

Your description is the same as has been written about.

No, it's not.

[BarBoy]

3 minutes ago, petedk said:

I saw something terrible happening on the beach last night. I mean it was shocking, disgusting, the worst I have ever seen, but I am not telling anyone what I saw.

 

It is so easy to make up stories.

😄

Mine isn't made up though.

[Yagoda]

1 minute ago, BarBoy said:

No, it's not.

I knew your firsthand knowledge would finally pop out.

[BarBoy]

5 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

I knew your firsthand knowledge would finally pop out.

You mean the same as yours??

[cjinchiangrai]

Most people enjoy a trip to Las Vegas. I can understand how it would be frustrating leaving Pattaya behind though. Don't worry, the girls and boys will still be there when you get home.

[Yagoda]

8 hours ago, hankypankee said:

Here’s what really happened. Bob staggered off to bed last night alone, lonely, absolutely snookered out of his head (all as per usual), mumbling something to himself about saving the world from expensive bar fines. Then he drifted off into one of his classic Soi Sex dreams, this time about those lads who skipped the bill out at Soi 6 and got themselves sorted with a proper street beating.

 

Morning rolls around, Bob wakes up, scratches his ample gut, belts out a fart loud enough to scare the geckos, then waddles off to the loo for his daily masterpiece. Once relieved, but still hungover like a bag of smashed crabs, and whilst still sat on the porcelain god, he fires up his minging old laptop and bangs out another daily episode of “Bob’s Wild Imagination,” complete with chaos, carnage, imaginary women, and shirtless farang lunatics.

 

And there we have it, another not so thrilling tale from the bowels of Bob, based on nothing more than a cocktail of dreams, booze, and a healthy dose of narcissistic, nail-biting nonsense.
 

Classic stuff, mate. Keep ’em coming.

None of is worthy to post anymore on this topic so as to divert attention from the foregoing. Masterpiece.

[bendejo]

Akron, Ohio, USA.  Absolutely.

 

[jvs]

16 hours ago, ChumpChange said:

 

Oh, Bob the Gob, you paint such a vivid picture of chaos and carnage that I can almost smell the bittersweet aroma of hopeless human desperation mixed with the finest minging cheap cologne money can buy. Absolute madness, you say? Shirtless farang lunatics, women and men brassing themselves off at every corner, sounds like humanity’s ultimate tribute to hedonistic excess. Truly, the Eighth Wonder of the World.

 

But honestly, mate, I’m absolutely stunned that you, of all people, had no choice but to vibe out in such a den of depravity. Surely a paragon of virtue like yourself could have found a more wholesome destination? Perhaps a serene monastery retreat? Or a silent meditation camp in the jungle with nothing but you and a million ravenous mosquitoes for company? Yet here you are, valiantly navigating the swirling cesspool of debauchery, all while selflessly reporting back to us deprived lot just for the greater good sake of humanity. You really are the unsung hero we never knew we needed, Sir Bob of Bell-End.

 

And then there’s the security guard, an unsung legend in his own right. One moment he’s exchanging pleasantries with the likes of you, and the next, he’s got some sweaty, shirtless farang numpty secured in a headlock. The man’s a one-man arse kicking machine bruv. I hope you took down the geezer's contact details, because this bloke surely deserves more than a medal. He deserves a full statue on the Walk of Shame.

 

No prizes for guessing the location? Come on now, Bobby Boy, you know we’re all hanging on your every word. A few Soi numbers would suffice, purely for research purposes, of course. Strictly confidential. My mate is very keen to avoid the area too. Your secret’s safe with me mate, I promise.

It will all be revealed in his book that he is going to write.

Pre order and pre paid will be available soon.

 

[BarBoy]

1 minute ago, jvs said:

It will all be revealed in his book that he is going to write.

Pre order and pre paid will be available soon.

 

...you gonna be first in line then mate?

[jvs]

1 minute ago, BarBoy said:

...you gonna be first in line then mate?

nah,giving all your bs a pass.

My life is much more interesting and i have an uncle called Bob.

[BarBoy]

Just now, jvs said:

nah,giving all your bs a pass.

My life is much more interesting and i have an uncle called Bob.

Ah well, never mind.

 

BTW, what has you having an uncle called bob got to do with me?

 

My name is Colin Neville. 

[ignore it]

17 hours ago, BarBoy said:

I am currently in one of the most famous tourist spots in the world for a few days (I had no choice) and the things I have seen have truly shocked me.

 

This place has always been notorious for red light activity, but this high season is taking things to a whole new level. It's absololute madness what's going on. Chaos, carnage, debauchery and pure hedonism. Women (and men) of all races, colours, creeds, faiths etc are lining the streets brassing themselves off, day and night...

 

The place is also full of absolute numpties, no wonder these Security guards end up decking farangs left right and centre when they behave the way they do. I had a chat with one the other night and he was a pleasant character with me, then 5 minutes later he had some shirtless farang lunatic in a headlock..

 

 

If you know what/where I'm talking about then you know!! 

 

No prizes for guessing wrong....

Just wait till you get to Pattaya  !

[BarBoy]

Just now, ignore it said:

Just wait till you get to Pattaya  !

....who says I'm not there now??

 

[nauseus]

17 hours ago, BarBoy said:

I am currently in one of the most famous tourist spots in the world for a few days (I had no choice) and the things I have seen have truly shocked me.

 

This place has always been notorious for red light activity, but this high season is taking things to a whole new level. It's absololute madness what's going on. Chaos, carnage, debauchery and pure hedonism. Women (and men) of all races, colours, creeds, faiths etc are lining the streets brassing themselves off, day and night...

 

The place is also full of absolute numpties, no wonder these Security guards end up decking farangs left right and centre when they behave the way they do. I had a chat with one the other night and he was a pleasant character with me, then 5 minutes later he had some shirtless farang lunatic in a headlock..

 

 

If you know what/where I'm talking about then you know!! 

 

No prizes for guessing wrong....

 

Blackpool was always a dodgy place. Best steer clear.

[wombat]

17 hours ago, BarBoy said:

I am currently in one of the most famous tourist spots in the world for a few days (I had no choice) and the things I have seen have truly shocked me.

 

This place has always been notorious for red light activity, but this high season is taking things to a whole new level. It's absololute madness what's going on. Chaos, carnage, debauchery and pure hedonism. Women (and men) of all races, colours, creeds, faiths etc are lining the streets brassing themselves off, day and night...

 

The place is also full of absolute numpties, no wonder these Security guards end up decking farangs left right and centre when they behave the way they do. I had a chat with one the other night and he was a pleasant character with me, then 5 minutes later he had some shirtless farang lunatic in a headlock..

 

 

If you know what/where I'm talking about then you know!! 

 

No prizes for guessing wrong....

may i suggest this unnamed place is not suited to your temperament wants or desires,

i feel your pain and relish in it.

thankyou for posting.
☻👣

[parallelman]

19 hours ago, BarBoy said:

Worse. Much worse.

Oh, not that old one about a Donkey and a Kangaroo?

[BarBoy]

1 minute ago, parallelman said:

Oh, not that old one about a Donkey and a Kangaroo?

Nothing about that.

[bangadang]

21 hours ago, BarBoy said:

I am currently in one of the most famous tourist spots in the world for a few days (I had no choice) and the things I have seen have truly shocked me.

 

This place has always been notorious for red light activity, but this high season is taking things to a whole new level. It's absololute madness what's going on. Chaos, carnage, debauchery and pure hedonism. Women (and men) of all races, colours, creeds, faiths etc are lining the streets brassing themselves off, day and night...

 

The place is also full of absolute numpties, no wonder these Security guards end up decking farangs left right and centre when they behave the way they do. I had a chat with one the other night and he was a pleasant character with me, then 5 minutes later he had some shirtless farang lunatic in a headlock..

 

 

If you know what/where I'm talking about then you know!! 

 

No prizes for guessing wrong....

 leave then... you sound like a barrel of fun lol

[Pdavies99]

21 hours ago, CharlieH said:

Well c'mon Colin regail us with the sordid details of what precisely did you see to warrant "Chaos, carnage, debauchery and pure hedonism. "

His girlfriend works there as a cashier!

[Bundooman]

On 1/9/2025 at 6:56 PM, BarBoy said:

I am currently in one of the most famous tourist spots in the world for a few days (I had no choice) and the things I have seen have truly shocked me.

 

This place has always been notorious for red light activity, but this high season is taking things to a whole new level. It's absololute madness what's going on. Chaos, carnage, debauchery and pure hedonism. Women (and men) of all races, colours, creeds, faiths etc are lining the streets brassing themselves off, day and night...

 

The place is also full of absolute numpties, no wonder these Security guards end up decking farangs left right and centre when they behave the way they do. I had a chat with one the other night and he was a pleasant character with me, then 5 minutes later he had some shirtless farang lunatic in a headlock..

 

 

If you know what/where I'm talking about then you know!! 

 

No prizes for guessing wrong....

And if we don't know what/where you're talking about, the I guess we don't know!

Right?