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6 minutes ago, zepplin said:

I always explain it this way- if you got <deleted> on your hands , would you wipe it off or wash it off..? Havnt touched toilet paper for 16 years now! 

Exactly 34 years for me. 

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After the rinse, how do you dry yourself? A cloth towel would be for single-use only and then washed, right? A new, clean towel for each person in the family, each time they poop, to add to the laundry every day. Or do you all share towels? Or do you ignore drying and just accept anal leakage as part of your life? If you dry yourself with tissue, the wet tissue falls to pieces as you use it and sticks in your crack. Any hair down there? Now you have dingle-berries! Forbid the thought that you might have to go #2 at the mall or somewhere public. No cloth towels, you have to use tissue, or sacrifice a sock and toss it in the trash on your way out. 

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4 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

There you go

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I wish everything was that simple.

A clean bum makes the prostrate massager happy. 🙂

Posted
2 hours ago, Jonathan Swift said:

Wait, have you come across the squat toilets with the water reservoir and water scoop/bowl yet? And no bum gun? Be afraid, very afraid, especially if you haven't brought your own toilet paper.

Especially on a moving train, with the track visible below the toilet! 😥

Tip: If travelling by train in Thailand, eat lightly the previous day. 🙄

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