You could've warned me guys !

[Thingamabob]

On 1/11/2025 at 8:41 AM, Bens-Journey said:

Honestly guys you night have warned me !

So... I recently encountered what I now know as a bum gun for the first time. You know, that seemingly harmless little sprayer hanging by the toilet?

Yeah, well, harmless it is not.!

First, I had no idea how to use this thing, to I go in from the front or from behind. Spoiler alert: both ways felt wrong and there were no diagrams or instructions. I first thought it was for cleaning the floor, like a hose pipe or something.

 

Then there’s the water pressure. No one warned me it’s set to strip paint off walls! The second I squeezed the trigger, I nearly flew off the seat like a low-budget space launch. And let’s not even talk about the shock of cold water—no amount of mental preparation could have saved me from that wake-up call.

 

Anyway, seasoned veterans of the bum gun, I’m begging for your wisdom. What’s the correct technique here? How do you avoids not ending up taking shower!,

And is there a way to adjust the pressure so I don’t need a recovery period afterward?

Give a guy a hand here.I can't be the only one that's had this shock encounter when arriving here?

 

So what other little gems do I need to watch out for here?

Suggest you employ a nanny.

[Grumpy one]

On 1/11/2025 at 12:28 PM, RayWright said:

Bum gun, luxury. When I was a lad, it was a squat toilet, ie a hole in the ground, with a bucket of water with a label for administrating the water.

We use to dream of toilet paper.

A ladle, you were proper rich   

[actonion]

Bum Gun great for putting your Piles back in order

[Gandtee]

Bum guns are not to be sniffed. The best thing since sliced bread. Especially crusty bread. Nearly forty years of use and I've never looked back.😉

[harryviking]

On 1/11/2025 at 8:41 AM, Bens-Journey said:

Honestly guys you night have warned me !

So... I recently encountered what I now know as a bum gun for the first time. You know, that seemingly harmless little sprayer hanging by the toilet?

Yeah, well, harmless it is not.!

First, I had no idea how to use this thing, to I go in from the front or from behind. Spoiler alert: both ways felt wrong and there were no diagrams or instructions. I first thought it was for cleaning the floor, like a hose pipe or something.

 

Then there’s the water pressure. No one warned me it’s set to strip paint off walls! The second I squeezed the trigger, I nearly flew off the seat like a low-budget space launch. And let’s not even talk about the shock of cold water—no amount of mental preparation could have saved me from that wake-up call.

 

Anyway, seasoned veterans of the bum gun, I’m begging for your wisdom. What’s the correct technique here? How do you avoids not ending up taking shower!,

And is there a way to adjust the pressure so I don’t need a recovery period afterward?

Give a guy a hand here.I can't be the only one that's had this shock encounter when arriving here?

 

So what other little gems do I need to watch out for here?

🤣😂😂😂😂

[marcho]

On 1/11/2025 at 1:56 PM, ColeBOzbourne said:

After the rinse, how do you dry yourself? A cloth towel would be for single-use only and then washed, right? A new, clean towel for each person in the family, each time they poop, to add to the laundry every day. Or do you all share towels? Or do you ignore drying and just accept anal leakage as part of your life? If you dry yourself with tissue, the wet tissue falls to pieces as you use it and sticks in your crack. Any hair down there? Now you have dingle-berries! Forbid the thought that you might have to go #2 at the mall or somewhere public. No cloth towels, you have to use tissue, or sacrifice a sock and toss it in the trash on your way out. 

Geez, when you go swimming, do you use tissues to wipe your bum when you get out of the water? 

[ColeBOzbourne]

4 minutes ago, marcho said:

Geez, when you go swimming, do you use tissues to wipe your bum when you get out of the water? 

Are you asking for pictures?

[LittleBear57]

On 1/11/2025 at 9:48 AM, scubascuba3 said:

There you go

Have fun.

[digger70]

On 1/11/2025 at 9:18 AM, Hummin said:

You know you are in Thailand when your finger goes through the toilet paper!

Nah, that happens  in every country where there's  Toilet paper .

[madone]

op is another plant account to encourage engagement. Its getting tiresome, 

[Wrwest]

On 1/11/2025 at 8:41 AM, Bens-Journey said:

Honestly guys you night have warned me !

So... I recently encountered what I now know as a bum gun for the first time. You know, that seemingly harmless little sprayer hanging by the toilet?

Yeah, well, harmless it is not.!

First, I had no idea how to use this thing, to I go in from the front or from behind. Spoiler alert: both ways felt wrong and there were no diagrams or instructions. I first thought it was for cleaning the floor, like a hose pipe or something.

 

Then there’s the water pressure. No one warned me it’s set to strip paint off walls! The second I squeezed the trigger, I nearly flew off the seat like a low-budget space launch. And let’s not even talk about the shock of cold water—no amount of mental preparation could have saved me from that wake-up call.

 

Anyway, seasoned veterans of the bum gun, I’m begging for your wisdom. What’s the correct technique here? How do you avoids not ending up taking shower!,

And is there a way to adjust the pressure so I don’t need a recovery period afterward?

Give a guy a hand here.I can't be the only one that's had this shock encounter when arriving here?

 

So what other little gems do I need to watch out for here?

I await the arrival of the Japanese toilet seat with ability to better control pressure, aim, even temperature on some. Available here but not widely found in the malls, as yet. Problem will be some folks spending inordinate amounts of time in the stalls!

[Hummin]

43 minutes ago, digger70 said:

Nah, that happens  in every country where there's  Toilet paper .

Not really,

 

There are quality paper here to, and can recommend a few hotels who have paper you do not put your finger through.

 

Even in Spain, most places have decent toilet paper.