I often hit a heart rate of 169 Bpm, according to my Apple Watch, while taking care of business. That's higher than the maximum heart rate for my age based on the 220-your age formula. What's your top speed? Ever measured it?

1 hour ago, short-Timer said:

I often hit a heart rate of 169 Bpm, according to my Apple Watch, while taking care of business. That's higher than the maximum heart rate for my age based on the 220-your age formula. What's your top speed? Ever measured it?

You must be ambidextrous, masterbate and check your pulse at the same time, what a man

23 minutes ago, flexomike said:

You must be ambidextrous, masterbate and check your pulse at the same time, what a man

Pro-tip for the noob: you've got the Apple Watch on your wrist anyway, you hold it up to your mouth and mutter "Siri start workout". After that, it records your heart rate continuously and in real time until you end the work out. When you're done, open the Health app on your iPhone and look at the heart rate range during your last workout. Done. 

Seems high, are you unfit?

3 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

Seems high, are you unfit?

43 Bpm when sleeping, 54 Bpm resting heart rate. Averages 120 Bpm during compound exercises like push-ups or squats. 

1 hour ago, short-Timer said:

That's higher than the maximum heart rate for my age based on the 220-your age formula.

how accurate is that? I have no idea, but maybe it's not a big deal.

but always check with your doctor. 

1 hour ago, short-Timer said:

I often hit a heart rate of 169 Bpm

 

Is that when you are on your knees and tell him: Deeper! I need it! 

The excitement... 

6 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

how accurate is that? I have no idea, but maybe it's not a big deal.

but always check with your doctor. 

Many out-shape-men in Pattaya have checked out permanently over the years pulling those numbers. Many of them British. Too much alcohol and boom-boom. If you are out of shape, and with weak heart health, it can be dangerous. If you are in normal heart health, it's like HIIT training and very good cardiovascular conditioning. 

8 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

 

Is that when you are on your knees and tell him: Deeper! I need it! 

The excitement... 

 

It normally happens when I'm giving your wife a bit of back-door training. She loves it. In fact, she shouts "169" the whole time. Who would've known. 

21 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

Seems high, are you unfit?

That's also just a peak heart rate that got recorded sometime during the session. The average heart rate recorded throughout the session is a lot lower. It's impossible to maintain that level for long. I probably only last for 5-7 seconds at that high heart rate until I feel I can't get enough oxygen and I either nut or automatically pause or slow down at that point. 

34 minutes ago, short-Timer said:

Many out-shape-men in Pattaya have checked out permanently over the years pulling those numbers. Many of them British. Too much alcohol and boom-boom. If you are out of shape, and with weak heart health, it can be dangerous. If you are in normal heart health, it's like HIIT training and very good cardiovascular conditioning. 

I always felt bad when I read those stories in the news over the years about the unfortunate bar girls lying underneath those big messes when they take their last heaving breaths. Presumably they at least kicked it with a smile on their face. I'm surprised bob has lasted as long as he has though drinking himself into oblivion and then hitting ladyboy heaven on soi 6 until dawn. 

31 minutes ago, short-Timer said:

That's also just a peak heart rate that got recorded sometime during the session. The average heart rate recorded throughout the session is a lot lower. It's impossible to maintain that level for long. I probably only last for 5-7 seconds at that high heart rate until I feel I can't get enough oxygen and I either nut or automatically pause or slow down at that point. 

A rogue peak heart rate isn't that uncommon, what was your average heart rate?  maybe if you're struggling to cum it might go high for a little while 

Mine is normal because my preference is she does all the work. It goes up some when I ejaculate.

20 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

A rogue peak heart rate isn't that uncommon, what was your average heart rate?  maybe if you're struggling to cum it might go high for a little while 

I've been struggling to cum for 30 years! Too much of a good thing. 😊

 

Average is 130-135 during most of the session.

16 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

Mine is normal because my preference is she does all the work. It goes up some when I ejaculate.

Hopefully she's at least kind enough to wake you up when it's time to pop. 

Goat

1 hour ago, short-Timer said:

Many out-shape-men in Pattaya have checked out permanently over the years pulling those numbers. Many of them British.

 

Didn't realise there were any stats,where did you pull them from?

3 hours ago, short-Timer said:

I often hit a heart rate of 169 Bpm, according to my Apple Watch, while taking care of business.

 

Sounds like you are on your way out, next one might be your last in that poor condition.

3 minutes ago, sungod said:

 

Didn't realise there were any stats,where did you pull them from?

You're gonna have to pull it yourself, unless you can hire one down at Nana to pull it for you, but that might even be a challenge for you. 

2 hours ago, flexomike said:

You must be ambidextrous

 

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. 

Just now, short-Timer said:

You're gonna have to pull it yourself, unless you can hire one down at Nana to pull it for you, but that might even be a challenge for you. 

 

You are either off topic or a pathetically weak attempt at humor. Where do your stats come from?

3 minutes ago, sungod said:

Sounds like you are on your way out, next one might be your last in that poor condition.

Wow, I had no idea we had Dr. Nose-Fuk-All in the house. Tell me, doc, do you diagnose all your patients based on forum posts, or is this just a special perk for AN members?

1 minute ago, sungod said:

Where do your stats come from?

When talking informally in a forum like The Pub, why do you expect people to provide stats? Much of what people say is based on observation and experience. Take it for what it's worth. If we were in some formal setting, then stats would be appropriate. 

45 minutes ago, short-Timer said:

I've been struggling to cum for 30 years! Too much of a good thing. 😊

turns into work when you struggle to cum

3 minutes ago, ColeBOzbourne said:

When talking informally in a forum like The Pub, why do you expect people to provide stats? Much of what people say is based on observation and experience. Take it for what it's worth. If we were in some formal setting, then stats would be appropriate. 

There's a difference between talking informally in a pub/forum and making up stats to bait.

 

For example its a well talked about point in the pub that abnormally high heart rates in sex are commonly associated to Australian men having sex with ladyboys.

9 minutes ago, short-Timer said:

Wow, I had no idea we had Dr. Nose-Fuk-All in the house. Tell me, doc, do you diagnose all your patients based on forum posts, or is this just a special perk for AN members?

 

Well, you did post on a forum asking for feedback. Based on your figures you seem very out of shape.

 

You may want to do away with the expletive laden posts, it will do nothing for your blood pressure.

I love it, at least ten of the responses so far are trolling, and not a single one on topic. Most of this lot probably never ever check their heart rate, know anything about their own heart rhythms, let alone understand the dire importance of cardiovascular fitness as you age.

 

I recently had an exercise stress test using a stair climber machine, and it was done with a cardiologist where my heart was monitored with diodes to first slowly get my heart rate up and eventually record heart function at 140 BPM under physical stress for a full minute. The doctor confirmed that my heart is in excellent shape based on no irregularities in heart function during the test.

 

While some of you seem to think a peak heart rate of 170 during exercise sounds like a scary thing, it’s actually a sign of strong cardiovascular fitness. If you can get your heart rate up there, under physical stress, and not suffer any issues of extreme fatigue, dizziness, etc, then that's a great sign.  

 

More people should wear heart rate monitors and try and do more to learn about how and to keep their heart in good health. 

5 minutes ago, sungod said:

 

Well, you did post on a forum asking for feedback. Based on your figures you seem very out of shape.

 

You may want to do away with the expletive laden posts, it will do nothing for your blood pressure.

Dude, give up on the feeble trolling attempts. Bankrupt and pathetic. 

6 minutes ago, short-Timer said:

Dude, give up on the feeble trolling attempts. Bankrupt and pathetic. 

Being a dick wont make yours any bigger.

1 minute ago, sungod said:

Being a dick wont make yours any bigger.

Better start with retaking the Trolling 101 class. You're clearly not ready for anything more advanced than that.