We've been having laundry problems here on the ranch.
Seems almost a weekly occurrence that some of my socks go missing.
I thought at first it was only the left-handed socks that were being stolen, which obviously could only be blamed on Putin, him being a leftist commie dictator and all.
But silly dyslexic me didn't realize it was the right-handed socks that were being pilfered all along, which of course means far-right fascist Trump must be the culprit.
First, they came for the softener.........
Depending on how often you plan to fly, once I made gold on Emirates, I got lounge access for two and I got upgraded quite often. They even upgraded all three of us once (LAX-DXB) and I was the only gold card.
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