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The Strangest Bangkok Mall Bathroom Experience of My Life!

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13 minutes ago, Photoguy21 said:

From the LINE ID you should be able to find out who it was and then report it to the police.

Lol   .......   some responses really amaze me here  ........     and what do you think the police will do?  put out an alert, an arrest warrant,  maybe call in the army ....   :w00t:      ridiculous   !

 

I'll tell you what they'll probably do ..... they'll have a laugh amongst themselves about a stupid farang wasting their time with a petty complaint about the shopping mall toilet.   

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1 minute ago, steven100 said:

Lol   .......   some responses really amaze me here  ........     and what do you think the police will do?  put out an alert, an arrest warrant,  maybe call in the army ....   :w00t:      ridiculous   !

 

I'll tell you what they'll probably do ..... they'll have a laugh amongst themselves about a stupid farang wasting their time with a petty complaint about the shopping mall toilet.   

Nothing, but I dont really care

On 3/10/2025 at 5:52 AM, BigLek said:

So there I was, in one of Bangkok’s premiere shopping malls. I’d just finished off a nice pizza and was now in a bathroom stall, taking care of, well… you know… dropping the kids off at the pool.

 

Suddenly, out of nowhere, I feel a hand. Not my own hand. A foreign hand. Grabbing my toes.

 

I freeze. My brain almost short-circuits. WTF is this? Do I shake it? Kick it? Call for backup? Before I can react, the hand disappears.

 

Nothing happens for a couple of minutes. I’m almost done anyway, and I think, Right, no worries, maybe it was a mistake. Maybe he dropped something and accidentally brushed my foot while looking for it.

 

Then, out of nowhere, a head pops over the top of my stall, looking down at me from above. He must’ve been stood on his toilet. A full-on, grinning face, just casually peeking over at me.

 

He doesn’t say a word. Just smiles, drops a small piece of paper onto me, and disappears.

 

On the paper? A phone number and a LINE ID.

 

Now, my question to you lot: What the hell does one do in this situation?

Call the number and have an excited date.🤗

On 3/10/2025 at 10:39 AM, connda said:

No doubt BigLek will be shadow-boosted like bob smith and gamma gobulin and will become one of the few AN members to constantly have their inane posts highlighted in the topic section day after day after day after day.....well, you get it. Low-information, silly, asinine, fatuous, mindless, vacuous, posts seem to now be the main-stay of Asean Now.  I can actually remember back in the day when this site, under the moniker of "Thai Visa", was generally a high-information site with the goal of helping expat members navigate visa issues and to help members integrate into Thai society and understand the culture.  Now - it's alcoholics having three ways with trannies and bathroom perversions rule the roost.  How low we have fallen in the last couple of decades, 'eh?

Well bloody said!

Some posts removed and topic relocated into The Lounge!

 

Dont know whats wrong with some people; the older they get the more adolescent they become! 

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1 hour ago, CharlieH said:

the older they get the more adolescent they become! 


It’s a way of trying to trying to preserve their youth. ☺️

On 3/10/2025 at 8:52 AM, BigLek said:

So there I was, in one of Bangkok’s premiere shopping malls. I’d just finished off a nice pizza and was now in a bathroom stall, taking care of, well… you know… dropping the kids off at the pool.

 

Suddenly, out of nowhere, I feel a hand. Not my own hand. A foreign hand. Grabbing my toes.

 

I freeze. My brain almost short-circuits. WTF is this? Do I shake it? Kick it? Call for backup? Before I can react, the hand disappears.

 

Nothing happens for a couple of minutes. I’m almost done anyway, and I think, Right, no worries, maybe it was a mistake. Maybe he dropped something and accidentally brushed my foot while looking for it.

 

Then, out of nowhere, a head pops over the top of my stall, looking down at me from above. He must’ve been stood on his toilet. A full-on, grinning face, just casually peeking over at me.

 

He doesn’t say a word. Just smiles, drops a small piece of paper onto me, and disappears.

 

On the paper? A phone number and a LINE ID.

 

Now, my question to you lot: What the hell does one do in this situation?

Another new handle Bobby.How manyis that now ????? Well done.

On 3/9/2025 at 6:52 PM, BigLek said:

So there I was, in one of Bangkok’s premiere shopping malls. I’d just finished off a nice pizza and was now in a bathroom stall, taking care of, well… you know… dropping the kids off at the pool.

 

Suddenly, out of nowhere, I feel a hand. Not my own hand. A foreign hand. Grabbing my toes.

 

I freeze. My brain almost short-circuits. WTF is this? Do I shake it? Kick it? Call for backup? Before I can react, the hand disappears.

 

Nothing happens for a couple of minutes. I’m almost done anyway, and I think, Right, no worries, maybe it was a mistake. Maybe he dropped something and accidentally brushed my foot while looking for it.

 

Then, out of nowhere, a head pops over the top of my stall, looking down at me from above. He must’ve been stood on his toilet. A full-on, grinning face, just casually peeking over at me.

 

He doesn’t say a word. Just smiles, drops a small piece of paper onto me, and disappears.

 

On the paper? A phone number and a LINE ID.

 

Now, my question to you lot: What the hell does one do in this situation?

 

Did you get a date? 

If you call a toilet a bathroom, what do you call a bathroom?

On 3/10/2025 at 5:52 AM, BigLek said:

What the hell does one do in this situation?

Give him your wife's phone number and she can do the gay conversation therapy on him. 😄

 

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