In order or no order

 

I will go not in order

 

Chiang Mai

Khon Kaen

Nong Khai

Udon Thani

Chiang Khan

Koh Chang

Bangkok

Prachuap KK

Hua Hin

Koh Pha Ngan

Bangkok International Airport - I am delighted when I arrive, and when I depart. 

Suan Son Beach - Relatively clean and usually  sparsely populated.

Bangkok Riverside
Buriram

Sukhumvit

Thonburi

Lopburi

Yaowarat

Koh Chang

Samut Prakhan

Ayyuthaya

Surin

 

10 favorite provinces, since most visited ...

... Chumphon

... Surat Thani

... Phang Nga

... Krabi

... Nakhon Si Thammarat

... Nan

... Chiang Rai

... Chiang Mai

... Phetchabun

... Kanchanaburi

 

 

21 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

OMG, how hopeless, pedestrian and pathetic. Nobody with even half a brain would dream of putting up such a needless topic in 2025. Sheesh. 

Poor boy has never been anywhere except Pattaya 

15 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

Poor boy has never been anywhere except Pattaya 

Never even been there. The closest I ever got to visiting Thailand was a layover in the Bangkok airport.

Billboard

Spankys

Angelwitch

Suzie Wongs

Kink (upstairs)

Windmill

Insomnia

Geisha

Dollhouse (upstairs)

Bada Bing!

Top 10 places in Thailand: DONE!

 

1. The bum-gun in the Toilet at Suvarnabhumi Airport

2. The 7-Eleven where the fat, drunk Ozzie is trying to buy beer after-hours

3. Nana Hotel parking lot at 3 AM

4. The Indian tailor shop where you get measured for a suit you never wanted

5. The visa run minivan to the Cambodian border

6. The Tuk-Tuk in Bangkok that offers you a “special tour” for only 20 baht

7. The big, money-laundering weed shop where nobody actually buys any weed

8. The “Happy Ending” Massage Shop with the 65-year-old masseuse who winks at you

9. Soi 6/1 - Ask Bob for more intel

10. The ping pong show go-go bar where the inflated bill comes with a 300-pound bouncer

Places I do truly love to visit:

 

Mae Hong Son

Chiang Dao

Ban Rak Thai

Songkla

Nakhon Si Thammarat

Khao Sok

Phu Chi Faa

Arunothai

Chumpon

Pak Meng Beach (Trang)

 

Anywhere with a decent concert

27 minutes ago, soi3eddie said:

Billboard

Spankys

Angelwitch

Suzie Wongs

Kink (upstairs)

Windmill

Insomnia

Geisha

Dollhouse (upstairs)

Bada Bing!

What a thoroughly shameful list of places in such an amazing cultural country - there's more to Thailand than Nana Plaza ..... you missed Bacara and Crazy House in Cowboy and there's an Angelwitch in Pattaya.

Updated:

 

1. Chumphon – A fantastic getaway, made even better by the fact that BigNok has never been spotted anywhere near it.

2. Surat Thani – One of Thailand’s hidden gems, and it stays that way since maesariang has never set foot here.

3. Phang Nga – Stunning limestone cliffs, turquoise waters, and best of all, absolutely no trace of susanlea.

4. Krabi – A paradise of beaches and islands, made all the more enjoyable knowing that Dolf has yet to ruin it.

5. Nakhon Si Thammarat – Rich in history and culture, with no risk of bumping into Harrisfan along the way.

6. Nan – A peaceful northern province where you can relax knowing that BigNok is nowhere to be found.

7. Chiang Rai – Famous for its temples and scenery, but even better because maesariang isn’t here to see them.

8. Phetchabun – A mountain retreat where you can breathe fresh air without worrying about running into susanlea.

9. Kanchanaburi – A historical gem, full of stunning views and fascinating history, thankfully with no sign of Dolf.

10. Mae Hong Son – A remote and beautiful province, made perfect by the complete and total absence of Harrisfan.

10 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

Updated:

 

1. Chumphon – A fantastic getaway, made even better by the fact that BigNok has never been spotted anywhere near it.

2. Surat Thani – One of Thailand’s hidden gems, and it stays that way since maesariang has never set foot here.

3. Phang Nga – Stunning limestone cliffs, turquoise waters, and best of all, absolutely no trace of susanlea.

4. Krabi – A paradise of beaches and islands, made all the more enjoyable knowing that Dolf has yet to ruin it.

5. Nakhon Si Thammarat – Rich in history and culture, with no risk of bumping into Harrisfan along the way.

6. Nan – A peaceful northern province where you can relax knowing that BigNok is nowhere to be found.

7. Chiang Rai – Famous for its temples and scenery, but even better because maesariang isn’t here to see them.

8. Phetchabun – A mountain retreat where you can breathe fresh air without worrying about running into susanlea.

9. Kanchanaburi – A historical gem, full of stunning views and fascinating history, thankfully with no sign of Dolf.

10. Mae Hong Son – A remote and beautiful province, made perfect by the complete and total absence of Harrisfan.

You missed a couple of names. I assume you would not like to visit a place and run into Uttradit or Sparktrader.

1 hour ago, soi3eddie said:

Places I do truly love to visit:

 

Mae Hong Son

Chiang Dao

Ban Rak Thai

Songkla

Nakhon Si Thammarat

Khao Sok

Phu Chi Faa

Arunothai

Chumpon

Pak Meng Beach (Trang)

 

Very good list

21 hours ago, Harrisfan said:

I will go not

?😳😳😳🥴😵‍💫?

20 hours ago, FriscoKid said:

Never even been there. The closest I ever got to visiting Thailand was a layover in the Bangkok airport.

 

Nobody with even half a brain would dream of putting up such a needless comment!

 

 

Having never been to Thailand you posted this on a Thailand internet forum:-

 

"OMG, how hopeless, pedestrian and pathetic. Nobody with even half a brain would dream of putting up such a needless topic in 2025. Sheesh".

 

 

Sheesh!

 

 

Predictable comments from the "wits" on here but some great North Tland mentioned too.MHS,Nan,Surin beach and of course everyones favourite PKK.

I’m not going to list any of my favorite places here, since I don’t want to bump into any of you lot there.  No offense.

My ten selected (not in order)

 

Chiang Mai

Chiang Rai

Doi Sutep Temple

Chiang Dao and caves

Doi Tung (Royal Gardens and Villa)

Tham Luang National Park (of football lads fame)

Thaton (on the Kok River near Burmese border)

Golden Triangle Resort (not casinos)

Mae Fah Luang (tea and coffee plantations in the mountains)

Khon Kaen Province (to include KK city, Ubol Ratana Dam and Lake and Phu Wiang)

 

As you can see I was an ex-pat living in the north of Thailand for 20 years and thoroughly enjoyed it.