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today I spent a few hours chatting up the farang totty down at the beach.

 

there were five girls, all below 25 and they were such a great laugh…

5 stunners, talk about tanning models, and all of them well educated.

 

we swam together, splashed about in the sea together and one of them even grabbed my bum!

 

I personally think foreign women are great, so easy to get along with and never any money asked for up front.

 

They are genuine people with hearts of gold.

 

Mark.

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16 minutes ago, Cornish Pasty said:

5 stunners, talk about tanning models, and all of them well educated.

 

we swam together, splashed about in the sea together and one of them even grabbed my bum!

 

So, can I assume that you've had an overnight with all five together in your presidential suite? Otherwise what would be the point of this thread.

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18 minutes ago, Cornish Pasty said:

today I spent a few hours chatting up the farang totty down at the beach.

 

there were five girls, all below 25 and they were such a great laugh…

5 stunners, talk about tanning models, and all of them well educated.

 

we swam together, splashed about in the sea together and one of them even grabbed my bum!

 

I personally think foreign women are great, so easy to get along with and never any money asked for up front.

 

They are genuine people with hearts of gold.

 

Mark.

Cool.

which beach were you on today?

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Mark-Bob-Colin-Elvis, are you sure that wasn’t just a heatstroke hallucination brought on by a warm Leo and three hours of people-watching behind your sunnies? Five under-25 “tanning models” frolicking in the surf with you, splashing about and grabbing your bum? Mate, were you at the beach or stuck inside your own personal episode of Ladyboy Love Island: Delusional Edition?

 

But fair play, carry on. At this rate, tomorrow we’ll be hearing how they invited you back to their penthouse for sangria, philosophy, and a game of naked Twister and then paid you for your company.

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Just now, short-Timer said:

Mark-Bob-Colin-Elvis, are you sure that wasn’t just a heatstroke hallucination brought on by a warm Leo and three hours of people-watching behind your sunnies? Five under-25 “tanning models” frolicking in the surf with you, splashing about and grabbing your bum? Mate, were you at the beach or stuck inside your own personal episode of Ladyboy Love Island: Delusional Edition?

 

But fair play, carry on. At this rate, tomorrow we’ll be hearing how they invited you back to their penthouse for sangria, philosophy, and a game of naked Twister and then paid you for your company.

I don’t drink Leo.

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7 minutes ago, Cornish Pasty said:

the one with sand on it.

None of you make believe stories stand up to any cross examination. 

I put it to you that you were not at a beach at all today, you didn’t talk to any farang women, no body touched your bum except yourself with a finger up it while jacking off.

 

If it was a true story you would specify what country they were from. 
 

You are a fraud.

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5 hours ago, Cornish Pasty said:

5 stunners, talk about tanning models 

 

personally think foreign women are great, so easy to get along with and never any money asked

Did you have sex with 5 foreign woman, 5 stunners and NO money asked? 

 

You are the MAN 😎

 

It's only happened to me once in Pattaya, welcome to the club brother 👌

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10 hours ago, Cornish Pasty said:

today I spent a few hours chatting up the farang totty down at the beach.

 

there were five girls, all below 25 and they were such a great laugh…

5 stunners, talk about tanning models, and all of them well educated.

 

we swam together, splashed about in the sea together and one of them even grabbed my bum!

 

I personally think foreign women are great, so easy to get along with and never any money asked for up front.

 

They are genuine people with hearts of gold.

 

Mark.

Just wait until one of them is married to you for a year, or in a defacto relationship for 2 years.

 

Then half your assets are theirs.

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25 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Just wait until one of them is married to you for a year, or in a defacto relationship for 2 years.

 

Then half your assets are theirs.

Only if you marry down.

If you marry up half her assets are yours 

 

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10 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

No, it's true.

I even took a snap of them.

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Kind of sexy in a fetish way. I’m sure some older bones here dreaming about grannies back home 

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11 hours ago, Cornish Pasty said:

today I spent a few hours chatting up the farang totty down at the beach.

 

there were five girls, all below 25 and they were such a great laugh…

5 stunners, talk about tanning models, and all of them well educated.

 

we swam together, splashed about in the sea together and one of them even grabbed my bum!

 

I personally think foreign women are great, so easy to get along with and never any money asked for up front.

 

They are genuine people with hearts of gold.

 

Mark.

Did you do that in Thailand? If so, why don´t re-locate to your dreamland

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12 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

No, it's true.

I even took a snap of them.

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Bet it was the one in the middle pinched his bum, she looks very naughty.

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