Picture the scene, hold the sauce

[Harrisfan]

Ah, the mighty chicken wings and fried rice. You beautiful golden crispy wing of joy. You saviour of drunken nights and lazy mornings. You transfat laden masterpiece forged by the hands of minimum-wage heroes behind a plastic counter.

 

Forget Michelin stars and five-star nonsense. Nah. This is the real deal lads. 4 chooks just died for you to munch on it's flying saucer specials.

 

No judgment, no questions, no waiter hovering by askin’ if you want still or sparkling. Just you, your chicken wings, and the silent nod of respect from every other hungover, half-sober, half slobbering, or just plain hungry soul in that shop. You can keep your caviar, truffle oil and the foie gras. Give HF that greasy little plate of happiness at 8pm when the streets are devoid of everyone but motorbikes, and the belly’s rumbling.

 

Long live the chicken wings of heaven. The true five-star-feed of Thailand. Never lets you down, always there when you need it most. If only the real birds were as tasty.

[blaze master]

3...2...1

[oxo1947]

Ever thought of opening your own Internet Blog-------- I am sure people would flock to it, if there not already reading Bob's.................

[tubby johnson]

[Stocky]

It has to be Hat Yai Fried Chicken, nothing else bears comparison.

[worgeordie]

Why do I bother checking in here everyday , another day ,same crap,

it's not only you Harrisfan there are others.....

 

regards worgeordie.

[BarraMarra]

Your trying your hardest to get your post's up the charts Harris arn't you. Three Threads within an hour and even changing the coulour background to highlite your crap. 

[KhunLA]

Wings Zap when fresh out of the fryer & hot 😎

[Keeps]

1 hour ago, Harrisfan said:

Ah, the mighty chicken wings and fried rice. You beautiful golden crispy wing of joy. You saviour of drunken nights and lazy mornings. You transfat laden masterpiece forged by the hands of minimum-wage heroes behind a plastic counter.

 

Forget Michelin stars and five-star nonsense. Nah. This is the real deal lads. 4 chooks just died for you to munch on it's flying saucer specials.

 

No judgment, no questions, no waiter hovering by askin’ if you want still or sparkling. Just you, your chicken wings, and the silent nod of respect from every other hungover, half-sober, half slobbering, or just plain hungry soul in that shop. You can keep your caviar, truffle oil and the foie gras. Give HF that greasy little plate of happiness at 8pm when the streets are devoid of everyone but motorbikes, and the belly’s rumbling.

 

Long live the chicken wings of heaven. The true five-star-feed of Thailand. Never lets you down, always there when you need it most. If only the real birds were as tasty.

I hope you are suitably embarrassed. I know it is meant to be a parody of LL but it has backfired badly.

 

This one could smash the record for thumbs down and could be one of those records never to be broken. A bit like Brian Lara's 400no although you could easily surpass that figure.

 

Truly tragic.

 

 

[TheTightArseTraveller]

2 minutes ago, Keeps said:

I hope you are suitably embarrassed. I know it is meant to be a parody of LL but it has backfired badly.

 

This one could smash the record for thumbs down and could be one of those records never to be broken. A bit like Brian Lara's 400no although you could easily surpass that figure.

 

Truly tragic.

 

 

As much as Harrisfan's name assures me I know I can't stand her personally, the post is just a piiss take.  What the last few weeks on here has shown me is that grumpy old men and grumpy mofos in general stalk these posts...waiting for the opportunity to thumbs down (like that actually cuts) and be a negative plonker.

 

Why are you even here?

[Harrisfan]

5 minutes ago, TheTightArseTraveller said:

As much as Harrisfan's name assures me I know I can't stand her personally, the post is just a piiss take.  What the last few weeks on here has shown me is that grumpy old men and grumpy mofos in general stalk these posts...waiting for the opportunity to thumbs down (like that actually cuts) and be a negative plonker.

 

Why are you even here?

Yes straight over their heads. Pure piss take. 

[Keeps]

7 minutes ago, TheTightArseTraveller said:

Why are you even here?

Where? And Wtf has it got to do with you?

 

 

[Harrisfan]

Just now, Keeps said:

Where? And Wtf has it got to do with you?

 

 

Yelling into a computer screen. 

[short-Timer]

Wow Susan. You actually opened a whole new topic just to copy Lewie’s post word for word and swap out the toastie for fried chicken? I didn’t realize you were that desperate for attention. That’s not even lazy, it’s just shameless.

 

If you’re going to ride Lewie’s coattails, at least try not to make it so painfully obvious. You’re clearly obsessed with him at this point. Now it’s moved into full-on stalking.

 

Embarrassing.

[proton]

Excellent, keep it up😁

[Keeps]

10 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

Yes straight over their heads. Pure piss take. 

It didn't go over anyone's head. It was just truly pathetic and embarrassing on your part. 

 

Beyond humourless.  

[Harrisfan]

1 minute ago, Keeps said:

It didn't go over anyone's head. It was just truly pathetic and embarrassing on your part. 

 

Beyond humourless.  

That was the point.

[proton]

Just now, Keeps said:

It didn't go over anyone's head. It was just truly pathetic and embarrassing on your part. 

 

Beyond humourless.  

 

Not as pathetic as the other daily vomit threads just fishing for traffic, the people who fall for it are just as bad

[Keeps]

1 minute ago, proton said:

 

Not as pathetic as the other daily vomit threads just fishing for traffic, the people who fall for it are just as bad

Falling for it how exactly? I can't imagine anybody believes a word of it or think it is anything other than AI generated. It can however be mildly amusing to some. We are not all miserable old scrotes.

 

A very poor parody of what you clearly despise obviously IS more pathetic than the original. 

[Harrisfan]

Just now, Keeps said:

very poor parody of what you clearly despise obviously IS more pathetic than the original. 

You still have not noticed.

[proton]

2 minutes ago, Keeps said:

Falling for it how exactly? I can't imagine anybody believes a word of it or think it is anything other than AI generated. It can however be mildly amusing to some. We are not all miserable old scrotes.

 

A very poor parody of what you clearly despise obviously IS more pathetic than the original. 

 

Not falling for this garbage does not make somebody a miserable old scroat, this forum used to have higher standards. That was before the Thaiger took it over.

[Harrisfan]

5 minutes ago, Keeps said:

We are not all miserable old scrotes.

Really? Where are the positive topics? 

[Rimmer]

Duplicate topic or is it plagiarism! 

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