Which is best.

Keep her comfortable and build her a house in her village?

Or take her home, educate, re-invent and re-integrate into normal society?

build her a house, buy her a car.

Leave her here on a 30k a month salary and visit 2 weeks a year seems to be the MO for many farnags.

 

yourself MalcolmB ... how are you doing it ?

Just now, Ralf001 said:

yourself MalcolmB ... how are you doing it ?

First step is to avoid paying barfines, so lurk around just before closing time.

 

Secondly the last three days of the month when bills are due are the best days to strike and get a discount.

Or around the start of the school new year when uniforms and books must be bought.

That works just as well for both for single mothers and university students,

 

Thirdly always get in first with requests for money before that have a chance to ask you. If they agree to lend you some all good, you have some of their money. If not then you can say that you didn’t lend me so I will not lend it to you.

 

Fourthly go for brand new ones straight of the bus. They don’t know how it works and that anal usually involves an extra fee and condoms are supposed to be a requirement.

 

What are your top tips Ralphy?

 

I think if I did marry one it would be best for to take her abroad, laser remove all the tattoos and tell everyone she was a pharmacist from a wealthy hiso Chinese family.

7 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

First step is to avoid paying barfines, so lurk around just before closing time.

 

Secondly the last three days of the month when bills are due are the best days to strike and get a discount.

Or around the start of the school new year when uniforms and books must be bought.

That works just as well for both for single mothers and university students,

 

Thirdly always get in first with requests for money before that have a chance to ask you. If they agree to lend you some all good, you have some of their money. If not then you can say that you didn’t lend me so I will not lend it to you.

 

Fourthly go for brand new ones straight of the bus. They don’t know how it works and that anal usually involves an extra fee and condoms are supposed to be a requirement.

 

What are your top tips Ralphy?

 

I think if I did marry one it would be best for to take her abroad, laser remove all the tattoos and tell everyone she was a pharmacist from a wealthy hiso Chinese family.

Iam married.. no tips.

 

You sound like a sexual predator.

 

 

We spent 14 years in Germany.......she was quite settled, had a wide circle of Thai girlfriends and enjoyed life.

 

I think 14 years was enough though and home beckoned. If we had stayed much longer I'm not sure things would have worked out.........who knows?

29 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

First step is to avoid paying barfines, so lurk around just before closing time.

There are no barfines in Thermae Coffee Shop in Bangkok, an institution for over 35 years.

5 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

There are no barfines in Thermae Coffee Shop in Bangkok, an institution for over 35 years.

Thanks for the heads up.

40 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

think if I did marry one it would be best for to take her abroad, laser remove all the tattoos and tell everyone she was a pharmacist from a wealthy hiso Chinese family.

probably better to find one with no tattoos and tell "everyone" nothing.

33 minutes ago, Will B Good said:

 

 

We spent 14 years in Germany.......she was quite settled, had a wide circle of Thai girlfriends and enjoyed life.

 

I think 14 years was enough though and home beckoned. If we had stayed much longer I'm not sure things would have worked out.........who knows?

did she do the glass top coffee table thing for you ?

46 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

First step is to avoid paying barfines, so lurk around just before closing time.

 

Secondly the last three days of the month when bills are due are the best days to strike and get a discount.

Or around the start of the school new year when uniforms and books must be bought.

That works just as well for both for single mothers and university students,

 

Thirdly always get in first with requests for money before that have a chance to ask you. If they agree to lend you some all good, you have some of their money. If not then you can say that you didn’t lend me so I will not lend it to you.

 

Fourthly go for brand new ones straight of the bus. They don’t know how it works and that anal usually involves an extra fee and condoms are supposed to be a requirement.

 

What are your top tips Ralphy?

 

I think if I did marry one it would be best for to take her abroad, laser remove all the tattoos and tell everyone she was a pharmacist from a wealthy hiso Chinese family.

You really are a sad person Malcolm. Firstly by starting such a stupid thread, and then answering with this sort of thing.

2 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

You really are a sad person Malcolm.

 

It seems MalcolmB suffers from Bargirl Psychopathy.

2 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

You really are a sad person Malcolm.

I couldn’t be happier.

Just now, connda said:

 

It seems MalcolmB suffers from Bargirl Psychopathy.

I haven’t married one yet like about half the members of this forum according to a recent poll.

Just now, MalcolmB said:

I couldn’t be happier.

Yes I can see that from your avatar.

6 minutes ago, Bday Prang said:

probably better to find one with no tattoos and tell "everyone" nothing.

It is hard finding bargirls without tattoos these days. 

41 minutes ago, Will B Good said:

had a wide circle of Thai girlfriends and enjoyed life.

Sounds like me.

42 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

Iam married.. no tips.

How did you groom her?

1 minute ago, MalcolmB said:

How did you groom her?

We met in high school, bought her lunch at the canteen.

18 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

did she do the glass top coffee table thing for you ?

 

Only on the first Friday of each month

14 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

I couldn’t be happier.

So if 10 blondes sat on your face you wouldn't enjoy it?

Just now, Will B Good said:

 

Only on the first Friday of each month

 

Nice.

 

Been trying to covince both the wife and Gf to partake.... both are shy.

50 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

Thanks for the heads up.

Guess we know the depths of your knowledge now.

54 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

It is hard finding bargirls without tattoos these days. 

Got to love the ones with the winged owl stretching above their roboboobs

2 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

Which is best.

Keep her comfortable and build her a house in her village?

Or take her home, educate, re-invent and re-integrate into normal society?

 

The poll may as well be asking members if they prefer short times or long times.

1 minute ago, NanLaew said:

 

The poll may as well be asking members if they prefer short times or long times.

20 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

Got to love the ones with the winged owl stretching above their roboboobs

 

That's an owl? She told me it was a Reddish Egret.

 

22 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

Got to love the ones with the winged owl stretching above their roboboobs

Those start looking ghastly as people get older.

13 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

and tell everyone she was a pharmacist from a wealthy hiso Chinese family.

 

what if they start quizzing her on antibiotics? 

19 minutes ago, Mark1969 said:

 

Those start looking ghastly as people get older.

Older for me is over 25. They look great until then.

 

9 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

what if they start quizzing her on antibiotics? 

Im sure she knows.

1 hour ago, Harrisfan said:

So if 10 blondes sat on your face you wouldn't enjoy it?

All at the same time?