Forget all the usual New Year’s rubbish about getting jacked, makin’ bank, or jetting off to some newfound hotspot. This year I’ve got one goal: don’t overthink things Lewie. Keep it simple, stay sane, enjoy the chaos.

That means, Thumbs down on me posts? Fine. Your problem, not mine.

Your dog died? Tough luck, not my circus. Besides, you'll get over it.

A bird from Tinder flakes after three dates? She’s gone. Who cares why. Move on. Dozens more mingers where she came from.

Farted on line in 7-Eleven and someone looked? Let ‘em. I did me part for science.

Beer at the pub? Cold, wet, goin' in me gob. Stop stressin’ over fancy craft lager.

Missed your favourite street food stall? Eat somethin’ else, life’s too short to mourn rice with a fried egg on it.

Massage tart messed up your happy ending? Relax, she'll forget your name too.

Tiny burn on your pizza? Eat it FFS, it’s still pizza.

Neighbour’s dog barking at 3am? Let him have his existential crisis, I’ve got Netflix to watch.

Took home a woman, discovered the plumbing was off. Not me circus, not me monkeys.

Basically, if it spins your head, raises your blood pressure, or steals energy from drinking, eating, sleeping, or a bit of casual flirtation, it ain’t worth thinkin’ about. One year, one rule: chill. Don’t overthink. Enjoy. Survive.

Everybody realises at some point as they age, that they are all out of "fks" and have none to give anymore 😀

Seems Lewie has reached that awakening. 😀

7 hours ago, Lewie London said:

Forget all the usual New Year’s rubbish about getting jacked, makin’ bank, or jetting off to some newfound hotspot. This year I’ve got one goal: don’t overthink things Lewie. Keep it simple, stay sane, enjoy the chaos.

That means, Thumbs down on me posts? Fine. Your problem, not mine.

Your dog died? Tough luck, not my circus. Besides, you'll get over it.

A bird from Tinder flakes after three dates? She’s gone. Who cares why. Move on. Dozens more mingers where she came from.

Farted on line in 7-Eleven and someone looked? Let ‘em. I did me part for science.

Beer at the pub? Cold, wet, goin' in me gob. Stop stressin’ over fancy craft lager.

Missed your favourite street food stall? Eat somethin’ else, life’s too short to mourn rice with a fried egg on it.

Massage tart messed up your happy ending? Relax, she'll forget your name too.

Tiny burn on your pizza? Eat it FFS, it’s still pizza.

Neighbour’s dog barking at 3am? Let him have his existential crisis, I’ve got Netflix to watch.

Took home a woman, discovered the plumbing was off. Not me circus, not me monkeys.

Basically, if it spins your head, raises your blood pressure, or steals energy from drinking, eating, sleeping, or a bit of casual flirtation, it ain’t worth thinkin’ about. One year, one rule: chill. Don’t overthink. Enjoy. Survive.

Try a watermelon diet whilst walking backwards at the beach.

10 hours ago, CharlieH said:

Everybody realises at some point as they age, that they are all out of "fks" and have none to give anymore 😀

Seems Lewie has reached that awakening. 😀

Perhaps he has been reading Immanuel Kant.

20 hours ago, CharlieH said:

Everybody realises at some point as they age, that they are all out of "fks" and have none to give anymore 😀

Seems Lewie has reached that awakening. 😀

Ive got 2 or 3 left lol

12 hours ago, Harrisfan said:

Try a watermelon diet whilst walking backwards at the beach.

Or perhaps: cake by the ocean ...?

10 hours ago, Lacessit said:

Perhaps he has been reading Immanuel Kant.

Ah yes Mr. Kant and his transcendental idealism.

Thesedays it’s been repackaged as “shaping your own reality,” “quantum jumping,” and all that kind of thing — like it’s some brand-new idea.

But it’s really not, is it? He was talking about this in the 1700's or at least giving the first proper shape to the whole idea.

As Ecclesiastes said:

“What has been will be again… there is nothing new under the sun.”

2 minutes ago, Bacon1 said:

Ah yes Mr. Kant and his transcendental idealism.

Thesedays it’s been repackaged as “shaping your own reality,” “quantum jumping,” and all that kind of thing — like it’s some brand-new idea.

But it’s really not, is it? He was talking about this in the 1700's or at least giving the first proper shape to the whole idea.

As Ecclesiastes said:

“What has been will be again… there is nothing new under the sun.”

All 2500 years old.

21 hours ago, CharlieH said:

Everybody realises at some point as they age, that they are all out of "fks" and have none to give anymore 😀

Seems Lewie has reached that awakening. 😀

I will assume that you are speaking from personal experience ? (the true source of wisdom)

11 hours ago, Lacessit said:

Perhaps he has been reading Immanuel Kant.

....... a real pissant who was very rarely stable .......

Usually love his contributions; this one too thin on narrative and heavy on advice for my palette.

A given is to not give too much of a frig about what’s going on in the world. There is and always will be strife and the monetary system sucks. Nowt you can do about any of it. Have a cold one, listen to some music, muse the universe and let that crapola wash over you.🙂

Fantastic post...and this folks is why I keep coming back to this forum !!!

I have another one ,if your over 80 your likely to go in the next 5 years ,don't overthink it

21 hours ago, Lacessit said:

Perhaps he has been reading Immanuel Kant.

No need to use such language! (kudos to Sparks who used a similar joke on the brilliant "Hasta Manana, Monsieur")"

On 1/8/2026 at 9:56 AM, Lewie London said:

Forget all the usual New Year’s rubbish about getting jacked, makin’ bank, or jetting off to some newfound hotspot. This year I’ve got one goal: don’t overthink things Lewie. Keep it simple, stay sane, enjoy the chaos.

That means, Thumbs down on me posts? Fine. Your problem, not mine.

Your dog died? Tough luck, not my circus. Besides, you'll get over it.

A bird from Tinder flakes after three dates? She’s gone. Who cares why. Move on. Dozens more mingers where she came from.

Farted on line in 7-Eleven and someone looked? Let ‘em. I did me part for science.

Beer at the pub? Cold, wet, goin' in me gob. Stop stressin’ over fancy craft lager.

Missed your favourite street food stall? Eat somethin’ else, life’s too short to mourn rice with a fried egg on it.

Massage tart messed up your happy ending? Relax, she'll forget your name too.

Tiny burn on your pizza? Eat it FFS, it’s still pizza.

Neighbour’s dog barking at 3am? Let him have his existential crisis, I’ve got Netflix to watch.

Took home a woman, discovered the plumbing was off. Not me circus, not me monkeys.

Basically, if it spins your head, raises your blood pressure, or steals energy from drinking, eating, sleeping, or a bit of casual flirtation, it ain’t worth thinkin’ about. One year, one rule: chill. Don’t overthink. Enjoy. Survive.

Great advise that I expected from Bob Smith's reincarnation.

Interesting you long list didn't include anything to do with your own health.

Yeah, don't overthink your health. Have a heart attack, no bother like, continue on with your day. 😂

Sorry to barge in, but what is the OP actually trying to say please ? Even Google translate could not figure it out 🤣

1 hour ago, Sigmund said:

Sorry to barge in, but what is the OP actually trying to say please ? Even Google translate could not figure it out 🤣

Well the only bit I understood was getting jacked, and that's quite pleasant.....