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My Very-First Pornographic Dream: It was a nightmare!

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Dear Folks,

There was this large white girl.

And, I think she had a sister.

The worst part, though, was when this other girl became part of my dream.

She was just standing there, and using a router.

I think she was planing the wood from my boards.

It was a nightmare, and I could not seem to wake myself up.

She just kept planing away.

I know why she was part of the dream, though:

During the past year, these foreigners have been  building a house, a large house, not too far from my house.

Even though it is not close, the planing is so loud, the loud buzzing-whining sound, that the noise easily carries throughout the neighborhood, and into every house.

And, this has been going on for almost a year.

How can people even tolerate this abomination?

Fortunately, I eventually did wake up.

But, I woke up to the router and planing noises in real life.

Sometimes, life here is such a trial, and full of unwelcome surprises.

And, at other times, one gets lucky.

Everything is so uncertain in Asia.

Gamma

Important Note:  Imagine trying to use a hand-tool to tackle industrial strength planing jobs.  There ought to be a law. In a sane world, these thousands of boards should be sent to some factory, where they had one of those huge planing machines, to plane them in an enclosed area. And then delivered to the site, to be installed.  

So very weird, this dream of mine…in Thailand.

Please also note that I do not consider this content to be “adult material”, in any way. There is NOTHING X about it.

I just hope that this kind of dreaming never happens to me…

Ever Again…

Craftmanship is to be praised. Anyone that can plane or rout should be allowed to do so to the best of their abilities. Even in your dreams.

I am surprised to discover that you are a repressive fascist in your dreams, and I will pretend to myself that I never heard that.

SC

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6 minutes ago, StreetCowboy said:

I will pretend to myself that I never heard that.

Dream Away....

My Friend...

Or...better yet....

SAIL AWAY....

Sometimes: It's GREAT to be an AMERICAN...

26 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Dream Away....

My Friend...

Or...better yet....

SAIL AWAY....

Sometimes: It's GREAT to be an AMERICAN...

"Sometimes"
To be more specific, "Back in the Day..."
It's a <deleted>e state of affairs, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any bloody difference.

2 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

There was this large white girl.

Sadly, I regularly have these nightmares, then I wake up and see my petite Asian girlfriend lying naked next to me. ♥️

I give her a big kiss and go back to sleep. 🥰

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13 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Sadly, I regularly have these nightmares, then I wake up and see my petite Asian girlfriend lying naked next to me. ♥️

I give her a big kiss and go back to sleep. 🥰

IMG_20251128_034725.jpg

13 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

then I wake up and see my petite Asian girlfriend

“girlfriend” ?? 🤣. You mean rental.

Dream on!

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2 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Sadly, I regularly have these nightmares, then I wake up and see my petite Asian girlfriend lying naked next to me. ♥️

I give her a big kiss and go back to sleep. 🥰

IMG_20251128_034725.jpg

Does she walk around completely naked, too?

She and I have much in common, it seems.

22 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Sadly, I regularly have these nightmares...

"... awoke with a fright

in the middle of the night

To find it was perfectly true"

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