February 19Feb 19 Nothin says birthday vibes like a dawn knock at the door and a fresh pair of shiny bracelets. Some blokes get cake and candles. This one gets cuffed before breakfast. That’s not a celebration, that’s a police procedural with balloons.Sixty six as well. Supposed to be playin golf, complainin about the weather, maybe cuttin into a Victoria sponge while pretendin you don’t care about the candles. Instead he’s lookin less like a sprightly senior and more like someone who’s accidentally aged ten years overnight tryin to remember where he left his dignity.And let’s be honest, gettin nicked on your own birthday is elite level bad timing. That’s not just unfortunate. That’s cosmic comedy. Imagine the card.Happy Birthday. Please face the wall.But here’s where it gets a bit sticky, yeah. Because when one of the posh lot ends up gettin escorted off like a bloke who’s had one too many at closing time, people start askin questions. Not screamin revolution. Just squintin a bit harder at the whole palace and perks setup.All them titles. All that ceremony. All that taxpayer dosh keepin the chandeliers polished. And then one of the family’s blowin out candles in a custody suite over some very unsavoury headlines instead of a drawing room. It don’t scream stability, does it.Now I’m not sayin guilt by association. That’s daft. But optics matter. And when the optics look like a birthday episode of Crimewatch, the public’s gonna murmur. That’s just how it goes.So yeah. Sixty six. Bit of cake. Bit of chaos. Bit of constitutional awkwardness.Only in Britain can a birthday party turn into a debate about the monarchy before the kettle’s even boiled.Lewie would say send him a card. But maybe leave the glitter out.
February 19Feb 19 Dunno if they really should've arrested him on his birthday though. It doesn't really matter, the bloke is a creep and it was well overdue, but I'm not sure the optics of that will weigh so positively for Scotland Yard. It does seem a bit cruel and royal family apologists might be a bit bothered by it. They could've done it tomorrow or yesterday.
February 19Feb 19 4 minutes ago, 123Stodg said:but I'm not sure the optics of that will weigh so positively for Scotland Yard.I think they are keeping well clear. Andrew is probably a Mason?
February 19Feb 19 45 minutes ago, 123Stodg said:Dunno if they really should've arrested him on his birthday though. It doesn't really matter, the bloke is a creep and it was well overdue, but I'm not sure the optics of that will weigh so positively for Scotland Yard. It does seem a bit cruel and royal family apologists might be a bit bothered by it. They could've done it tomorrow or yesterday.Apparently, they had no choice but to arrest him today because Andrew was planning to spend his sixty sixth birthday standing at the shredder in his nightgown, and they could not risk waiting until tomorrow when all of the evidence would have been destroyed. Never mind the fact that he had just moved into that house in Sandringham and most of his smaller possessions were still in boxes, with half of them still at Royal Lodge.
February 19Feb 19 Well the Brits seem to accept to be "subjects" of their Royal masters, so what to say ?But history has long prooved that the higher they are on the food chain no matter where in the world, the weirder and more shrewd they can get.
February 19Feb 19 Popular Post 5 hours ago, Bannoi said:Will Harry be next.Harry is nether named nor associated with the alleged sharing of confidential financial information. Nor has he been accused of criminal wrongdoing. It is not a crime to be a self absorbed half wit.
February 20Feb 20 It's very sad, but a cover song will cheer him up .........https://www.facebook.com/reel/1226854165928877
February 20Feb 20 So after a break of over a month he's come back for more, and a new topic. Does anyone believe that these posts are from a genuine poster, or do many just enjoy the nonsense. I see from his page that he has 5 followers, good for them and whoever puts this nonsense together.
February 20Feb 20 He has always been nicknamed Randy Andy since he teens. No surprise that he continues to chase skirt. If memory serves, Princess Anne was once pulled over for speeding. I think it was in her Reliant Scimitar, her bodyguard was cringing in the passenger seat. She rolled down her window and the policemen asked for her license."Do you know who I am?" she said."I don't care who the hell you are, give me your license. I'm giving you a ticket."If only all rich people were dealt with as succinctly as this.
February 20Feb 20 7 hours ago, BritManToo said:It's very sad, but a cover song will cheer him up .........Is that really his belly or some kind if AI trickery?
February 20Feb 20 On 2/19/2026 at 12:23 PM, Bannoi said:Will Harry be next.Why what has he done except marry an American darkie.
February 20Feb 20 On 2/19/2026 at 5:50 PM, Lewie London said:cuttin into a Victoria sponge while pretendin you don’t care about the candlesIs he the type who'd like to cut into his mother's sponge?
February 20Feb 20 1 hour ago, beautifulthailand99 said:Why what has he done except marry an American darkie.Who even uses a racist word like that anymore? Smh.
February 20Feb 20 27 minutes ago, blaze master said:Who even uses a racist word like that anymore? Smh.Sorry I meant darlie.
February 20Feb 20 7 minutes ago, beautifulthailand99 said:Sorry I meant darlie.Oh really ? Do tell how someone marries an oral care product.Ni e walk back. Just own your racism...we all are in one way or another.
February 20Feb 20 6 minutes ago, blaze master said:Oh really ? Do tell how someone marries an oral care product.Ni e walk back. Just own your racism...we all are in one way or another.It was said ironically if you look at my posting history you will see I am anything but. That said it was bad call that could be misinterpreted which it has been. I actually like H&M - they are a nice couple. Apologies.
February 20Feb 20 27 minutes ago, beautifulthailand99 said:It was said ironically if you look at my posting history you will see I am anything but. That said it was bad call that could be misinterpreted which it has been. I actually like H&M - they are a nice couple. Apologies.I personally think she's a spoon. No apologies on my behalf. Ironically.
February 20Feb 20 Let those that God anoints with unctions most peculair not be put asunder. I declare Parliament dissolved lest the impediment doth cast shadow on the rightful heirs and succesors - gentlemen go home I shall not trouble ye any more. God Save the King.
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